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Post by Joule on Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:11 pm

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Joule snaps at Nathan and Kade gets hurt

Post by Joule on Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:11 pm

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It hurts that you guys seem to think my sexuality is a joke-- Earlier I wasn't pushed past my boiling point.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I felt bad for flying off the handle without meaning too.
Zenith: that's not what-
Zenith: okay jeez
Zenith: i'll drop it
Joule: It was just a bit of love, relax~
Zenith: (how do these two even manage to make friends)
Joule: (Joule has NO friends. Not one.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There was no love involved, and that's the problem.
Zenith: (lies he has kade)
Joule: (Even Jenny hated him. He even had the lowest possible relationship with Grandma)
Joule: That's not true. I love everyone.
Zenith: (wow joule. WOW)
Joule: (Joule was a dick who betrayed everyone in the Hero Project in order to win.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But I don't love you, and you don't love anyone. Lying's bad.
Joule: What are you talking about? I am full of love!
Zenith: pretty sure he love's himself, at least
Joule: It is healthy to have an appreciation for your own self.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There's a difference between love and lust.
Joule: And I have both
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, you have issues.
Joule: *laughs*
Joule: You're a funny one!
Joule: (Nathan. N a t h an.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Would Mom and Dad think so as well?
Joule: ...
Zenith: ......you did not
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is angrrrrrry.)
Zenith: (NATHAN NO)
Joule: *smile fades*
Joule: I don't give a fucking shit what they think so shut your slugging mouth.
Zenith: oh jesus christ not this again
Joule: Shut up Kade
Zenith: i think we should all shut up
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sure you don't. You're parents valued you more than anything in the world, and this is the end result?
Zenith: ....seriously nathan dont
Joule: What do you even KNOW about my parents?
Joule: They're not even worth mentioning.
Joule: So just shut your mouth.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know that you're damn lucky to have had parents that wouldn't throw you aside!
Joule: I said SHUT IT
Zenith: .... yeah actually i agree with you on that one.
Joule: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No! I am sick of your bullshit!
Joule: You're an idiot. You don't know anything about me so don't act like you do.
Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can say that all you want, but there's a big difference between Nat and Joule, isn't there?
Joule: WHAT?
Zenith: ... shit.
Joule: *lashes out with his powers, pinning Nathan against the wall* I told you to shut it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Make me. Do your worst. *Smirks*
Joule: *forces his mouth shut*
Joule: (Well this escalated quickly...)
Zenith: for fuck sake, guys
Joule: SHUT IT Kade
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Still smirks, focusing on the area around Joule's feet and lighting a fire there*
Joule: Just stay out of it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (How long until Phoenix pops out? All around the mulberry bush--)
Zenith: fuck that, i'm not just gonna let you kill each other
Joule: *freezes the ground over putting out the fire* Nice try.
Joule: (Fun times~)
Zenith: Joule. [grabs his arm]
Joule: Just fuck off not everything concerns you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums as the flames burst out again, this time pitch black* (Dark fire: inextinguishable, burns everything completely. Even water and other fire)
Zenith: .... joule let him go
Joule: *jumps back, still keeping his hold on Nathan*
Zenith: (BAD THIS IS BAD FIRE BAD)
Joule: Back OFF
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (At least he isn't doing solar manipulation yet--)
Joule: *traps the fire in a zero oxygen sphere*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It doesn't need oxygen--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Dark fire is mad stuff.)
Joule: (What is even dark fire)
Zenith: (bad shit)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It is a fire that incinerates everything and cannot be extinguished. It doesn't abide by regular rules of fire.)
Joule: (What does it burn?)
Zenith: (everything)
Joule: (the bitch)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It doesn't even produce smoke, it just burns.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Focuses on the fire, letting it spread, starting to struggle against the wall*
Joule: *extends his hand towards the fire slowing it down in time almost to the point of a stop, his other hand aimed at Nathan, increasing the gravity on his eyes, pressing them in*
Joule: *can't keep him pinned against the wall while doing that though*
Zenith: [grits teeth at the sight of fire] you need to stop this. NOW. [grabs both of Joule's arms and yanks him back]
Zenith: (actually worried that kade might snap here guys jsyk)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I really suggest looking at phoenix's powers tho--)
Joule: (Joule can't take him, no chance. But he's gonna try~)
Joule: Slug OFF *slams Kade against the wall with his powers*
Zenith: (OH MY GOD YOU DID IT)
Joule: (IM SORRY)
Zenith: (HOW COULD YOU)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mother fucker! *Brings up a hand and aims at Joule, sending a ball of white fire at him* Don't fuckin' hurt Kade, you dick!
Zenith: (its so horrible i love it)
Freefall: (I WAS GONE LIKE 10 MINUTES)
Joule: KADE
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (People are gunna be lucky if they escape this alive--)
Griffin: (GENUINELY WORRIED HERE)
Zenith: [loud crunch as he hits the wall, and then the floor]
Joule: *falls back*
Joule: ....
Zenith: (YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED)
Joule: *shit*
Freefall: (well fuck me, they've out sadded us dax)
Joule: *ignores Nathan and rushes to Kade's side*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You fucking idiot! Take your anger out on everyone around ya, why don'tcha?
Joule: Kade...?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Waves his hand and the dark fire vanishes*
Joule: (You two we have a Koule playlist)
Zenith: [twitches, then weakly shoves Joule back]...that fucking hurt you asshole
Joule: ....
Joule: I....
Joule: ....
Joule: *mumble* I didn't mean to.
Freefall: (I'm just going to go find the koule playlist, i'mma let the rest of you finish)
Joule: (http://8tracks.com/joulethebest/the-koul...
Zenith: ...yeah. [glances at Nathan] can you not burn the place down while im incapacitated? thanks.
Waistcoat joined the chat
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No promises.
Joule: Hey waistcoat
Griffin: (welcome to the madness, waistcoat ha ha a)
Joule: ...
Joule: *mumble* I'm sorry.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Heyo!)
Joule: *kneels by his side*
Waistcoat: *grabs a seat and popcorn* (This gonna be gooood)
Waistcoat joined the chat
Joule: You... you should have stayed out of it.
Zenith: [laughs, then winces] and let hot shot over there cook you alive? yeah, no.
Joule: I could have handled myself *frowns*
Zenith: [struggles to sit up] suuuuuuure.
Zenith: i think you broke my ribs. just saying.
Knight: heLLO //late ))
Joule: ...
Joule: *looks down*
Joule: (hey knight~)
Joule: You shouldn't have interfered.
Joule: What do you even care what happens to me.
Zenith: so you keep saying. you're welcome for keeping you from getting yourself killed, by the way.
Zenith: ....can someone help me up please
Zenith: .....joule dont
Joule: Oh yeah? Why not?
Joule: Honestly you should have just left me alone.
Joule: Also you shouldn't move. We'll get someone here to heal you.
Griffin: -puts himself up to the task and walks cautiously over to help Kade up-
Griffin: (OK NVM)
Joule: Moving someone who may be bleeding internally can be dangerous.
Knight: :'^C oh nooo ))
Zenith: you know me better than that.
Zenith: and uh
Zenith: i dont think its that bad
Zenith: ....really.
Zenith: [coughs]
Joule: Just shut up and stay put.
Zenith: ow.
Zenith: oh so, you dont listen to me, but i have to listen to you?
Zenith: pfft
Joule: Can someone find one of our healing heroes?
Joule: Will you stop TALKING for a few minutes?
Zenith: no.
Joule: You're unBEARABLE
Zenith: good.
Joule: Dunno why I'm even sleeping with you.
Zenith: yeah yeah, i ask myself the same thing all the time. [tries to get up anyway]
Joule: I said don't move!
Zenith: i know you did, im just not listening.
Zenith: (WHAT ARE YOU, AND EIGHT YEAR OLD)
Zenith: (*an)
Waistcoat: (Shit, out of popcorn)
Griffin: (omg waistcoat)
Zenith: (enjoying yourself over there?)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh so much drama.)
Joule: *puts an arm behind his back for support* You're an idiot!
Joule: Nathan is there anyone around who can heal Kade?
Zenith: ugh seriously it's not that bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I... I don't know.
Zenith: ive had worse, jeez.
Joule: Stop trying to act tough.
Zenith: im not.
Joule: You don't need to.
Zenith: shut up i said im fine
Zenith: nathan, youre not allowed to try and cry on me
Joule: *runs hand through his hair, stressed, and guilty*
Zenith: ok
Zenith: [sighs]
Zenith: joule. its not that bad. stop beating yourself up.
Joule: I'm not! It's not my fault!
Joule: You should have stayed out of it like I warned you!
Zenith: [glares]
Zenith: okay then, next time i'll just let him incinerate you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I wasn't going to incinerate him. *Snaps*
Joule: It's not your job to look after me
Joule: I can take care of myself.
Joule: I don't need your help.
Joule: I don't need you.
Zenith: (JOULE)
Joule: (FUCKING JOULE I AM SORRY HE IS ANGRY AT HIMSELF AND FEELS AWFUL AND IS LASHING OUT)
Zenith: ....yeah. kinda got that. [shoves joule away and leans against wall]
Zenith: same here.
Joule: ...
Joule: *gets up*
Joule: I'm going to go get the doctor
Zenith: whatever.
Joule: (I am assuming the mansion definitely has a medical facility)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'd hope so!)
Joule: *walks away*
Zenith: (yes that'd be a requirement id think)
Zenith: (even with team mates with healing powers)
Joule: *slams hand against the wall as he does so, force rippling through it and shattering the sliding glass doors*
Knight: D^: )
Zenith: ..... [mumbles] dick.
Zenith: okay, seriously. stop staring.
Joule: *goes and gets a doctor and makes sure Kade is looked after well, but doesn't face him himself*
Zenith: (J O U L E)
Joule: (how did it even c o m e to this)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Sorry?)
Zenith: (joule's fault probably hAH)
Joule: (he has issues)
Zenith: (big ones)
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In which Jacquine is being cute, Herald mean, and Joule loses it over some letters.

Post by Joule on Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:14 am

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I like how the whole blog thing ruined your pool party. mwahaha
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): NIGHT!!!
Zenith: its ok we're gonna have our own party
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I already feel the innuendo.
Zenith: [grins]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Heavy sighing*
Joule: goodnight!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There is no hope.
Joule: None at all.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I blame you.
Joule: D:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're like the beacon of sex stuff in this group. You're going to spread your influence to everyone and they'll all be busy having sex so no one can stop the villains.
Zenith: maybe he can weaponise it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We could use it against the villains-- But if they reproduce, that is a problem.
Joule: We could distract them with sex
Joule: We could distract them with sex
Joule: And then kill them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Gunna suck if they're asexual though.
Joule: Then we can sexually harass them
Joule: And kill them when they are distracted
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're tendency towards killing villains is rather distrubing.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): disturbing*
Herald joined the chat
Herald: Morning
Zenith: can you kill someone with sex?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes, actually.
Joule: Hey
Joule: Oh yeah. I guess it's illegal to kill them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If they have a bad heart and you really know what to do, they can orgasm then pass away.
Joule: But really it would be the logical thing to do.
Joule: Stop them from causing more trouble and all.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Villains are people to. They deserve a second chance to right their wrongs.
Herald: Hi! Omg some explain what happened to the blog???!
Joule: I
Zenith: hAH
Joule: I dont even
Zenith: no idea
Zenith: and uh
Zenith: no.
Zenith: no they don't.
Joule: That's bull they deserve nothing.
Joule: How are they supposed to right their wrongs through the Devoid anyway?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not all villains started out that way. They are victims of circumstance, and killing them makes us no better. They can be rehabilitated.
Joule: The hell they can.
Zenith: don't be stupid. they forfeited that right by becoming villains.
Joule: They should just wipe everyone in the Devoid out and reduce the chances of an uprising.
Zenith: seriously, why do we even have a place like that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Then by that logic, we should kill everyone in prison.
Zenith: waste of resources.
Joule: Wasn't that what I just said.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, I mean everyone. Even the kid in there for stealing.
Joule: That's different.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How?
Zenith: villains arent ordinary prisoners
Joule: Exactly.
Joule: Murder is the ultimate crime.
Joule: Chaos. Disorder. Evil things.
Zenith: they terrorists, murderers, people who would go right back to doing the exact same thing that landed them in there if they got out.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not all villains have committed murder, and by killing them, we are murdering them.
Zenith: *they're
Joule: (Joule. Your parents are in the devoid. Both of them)
Zenith: fight fire with fire.
Joule: Yeah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, don't.
Zenith: (this h u r t s m e)
Joule: Just bring the death penalty back
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know from experience, fire does not defeat fire.
Joule: See how many villains chicken out.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The death penalty would mean anyone who has ever committed a crime is eligible.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Villain or petty theif.
Zenith: tch, dont be so literal, its a damn metaphor
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): thief*
Joule: Not really.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A damn metaphor that doesn't work.
Zenith: people in the devoid are not people.
Zenith: period.
Joule: Exactly.
Zenith: so there's no issue with killing them
Zenith: (k A D E)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The Millennial Group was in the Devoid.
Joule: What Kade said.
Joule: They were idiots.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Zenith: so?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The Sound and Fury were in the Devoid.
Joule: So?
Zenith: your point being?
Herald: (Jfc)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There are times where people get put in there by accident.
Joule: Some sacrifices need to be made for the greater good.
Zenith: they were dumb enough to get themselves in there in the first place.
Joule: A few lives don't mean anything before the greater good.
Joule: Yeah.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, no sacrifices are needed for the greater good.
Joule: (Does Kade know about Joule's parents)
Zenith: if youre wrongly accused, you dont just let yourself get fucking arrested
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Death does not equate to good in anyway.
Zenith: (nOT YET NO)
Joule: That's a very naive, childish way of looking at things.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, it's common sense.
Joule: The hell it is
Joule: Common sense says that more people are killed by villains every day than there are innocents in the devoid.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If it's for the 'greater' good, anyone with powers should be put to death so that it's ensured that no villains ever emerge.
Joule: So statistically speaking it would be logical to kill them
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Especially infinis.
Zenith: kill a few villains, save more lives.
Joule: Now you're just exaggerating it.
Zenith: that's ridiculous
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Because not too long ago, that was the plan.
Joule: Hey there are some of us who use our infini powers for the greater good!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do you think the Meek would care?
Zenith: infini powereds and the meek dont have anything to do with killing villains
Joule: Yeah the Meek is gone now.
Joule: You're generalising
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If we're killing villains, people are going to start thinking that anyone with powers should be killed. If we're killing villains to get ahead of the game, we better go the full way.
Joule: There is no reason to kill infini powereds.
Joule: Besides, not all villains have powers.
Zenith: people know the difference between villains and heroes
Zenith: its kinda obvious
Joule: Exactly
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can alter physics, and I can control fire that can destroy anything. How are those not potentially dangerous to the general populace?
Joule: (pats Kade and Joule. My two naive babies)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Heroes go bad all the time.
Joule: Well hey, some of us can control our powers.
Joule: (SHIT SON)
Zenith: (WOW JOULE)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (RUN.)
Zenith: [rolls eyes]
Joule: Oh nothing nothing.
Zenith: not again
Herald: (Omfg)
Joule: Just saying. There isn't a chance of me going dark-side ever.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Just saying?
Joule: My power does more good than harm.
Zenith: can't we have one damn argument without it turning into you two fighting?
Joule: We're not fighting.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You risk the chances of a full nuclear winter every time you alter molecules-- Pretty dangerous.
Zenith: uh huh. not yyet youre not.
Joule: Just having a... heated conversation. wink
Zenith: oh my god
Joule: I don't risk anything, I can control my powers.
Joule: I know what I'm doing.
Joule: I know it may be difficult concept for you to grasp. But I can actually control them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have a degree in Physics and Chemistry. I know what you're doing as well.
Joule: (holy shit Joule you are such a douchebag)
Zenith: (joule srsly)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And I can control my powers just fine, thank you.
Joule: Uh huh.
Joule: Careful you're kinda burning the ground.
Joule: Hot feet?
Zenith: [head in hands] why does this always happen
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Actually, I'm fairly cool today.
Herald: (I kinda love Nathan ;vwink
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'm glad to hear that.)
Joule: (I love Nathan too)
Zenith: (bless him for calling joule and kade out on their shit)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's a true Hero--)
Joule: (Isnt he supposed to go dark side)
Zenith: (thats what makes it more tragic)
Joule: *forces a smile* Shall we just agree to disagree?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, what Z said.)
Herald: (Yes. Hahaha. A lot better than arayda would handle them anyway)
Joule: Like civilised folk?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And what is it we would be agreeing to disagree on?
Zenith: please just leave it that that you two
Herald: Ok brb. Gonna get my butt outta bed Cool btw did movie night work out??
Joule: To each have our own opinions on villains.
Zenith: hAH
Joule: AHAHA
Joule: ha
Joule: ha
Joule weeps
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You mean people?
Joule: I mean people who turned into villains
Herald: Omg -pats joule-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You don't stop being a person just because you go dark.
Zenith: no, you kinda do.
Joule: Yeah. You do.
Joule: (am I going to)
Joule: (am I)
Joule: (going to)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, you don't. If you were to become a villain right now, you would still be a human.
Zenith: (oh my god what are you doing)
Zenith: human doesnt equal personhood
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes it does, Kade.
Joule: GG: Hey guys sorry to barge in right now, haha even though it is my house, it's yours now, but you have mail and I thought I'd bring it over and see what you were up to!
Zenith: no it really doesnt
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's called humanity.
Zenith: (OH MY GOD)
Zenith: (YOU DIDNT)
Zenith: (no HOW COULD YOU)
Joule: (Im s o r r y)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks at GG, blinking*
Zenith: ... [sighs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (What?)
Joule: I'll have to agree with Kad- Hey GG.
Zenith: let's just agree to drop this, alright? - sup, G- this arguing is getting us nowhere.
Joule: GG: Got a bag of fanmail. I separated them into separate files depending on who they're addressed to, you don't have to thank me, oh okay go on then if you insist~
Zenith: (v E R Y B A D T H I N G )
Zenith: (YOU WILL SEE)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, if you two ever kill someone while on this team...
Joule: GG: Woah, morbid subject much?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Scared*)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A bit. *Huffs*
Joule: GG: Let me lighten up the mood a bit for you Joule! You've got letters!
Joule: I always have fanmail.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh, is this what I think it is?)
Zenith: (oh god oh god oh god)
Joule: (y e s)
Joule: GG: No not fanmail! Letters! You have a box of them!
Joule: *blink* What?
Zenith: wonder if there's anything for me- wait what
Joule: Must be for someone else.
Joule: GG: No no, Nathaniel Prescott Ampere.
Zenith: joule who the hell is sending you letters
Zenith: letters
Joule: ....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule, are you okay?
Joule: I don't know. *turns away* I don't have anyone who would write to me. Must be spam. Throw them away.
Joule: GG: Yes. Spam. Spam from Mr And Mrs Ampere. So much spam. A whole box of it.
Joule: *tenses*
Zenith: .... joule. who are these from?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey. *Puts a hand on Joule's shoulder, confused* It can't be that bad, can it?
Joule: GG: I thought you would be happy! What with the new law where people can send letters from the Devoid and all! Looks like they'd been writing these for years, waiting for when they would be able to give them to you!
Zenith: ...
Zenith: uh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh...
Zenith: w-wait
Zenith: what?
Joule: GG: *hands him one of the letters* Look!
Joule: *takes it and looks at it*
Joule: *increases its temperature until it burns*
Joule: I don't want them.
Joule: Throw them out.
Zenith: ...joule what the hell
Joule: GG: WHAAAAT?!?!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule... Don't you wanna know what they say?
Joule: I don't care.
Joule: GG: But they're your parents!!
Zenith: what the actual fuck joule, how can you not care?
Joule: Not anymore they're not.
Joule: I don't have parents.
Joule: So just get rid of them okay?!
Herald joined the chat
Joule: GG D:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Frowns* You can't just abandon them because they're in the Devoid.
Joule: (heey Herald0
Herald: & back~
Joule: Yes I can.
Zenith: (welcome to the sad train)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Welcome back!)
Joule: They are murderers. Mass murderers.
Joule: They don't deserve my time.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): They're still your parents.
Herald: (omg joule)
Zenith: but- joule jesus christ they're your parents
Joule: No they're NOT.
Zenith: yes they are!
Joule: Will you two just DROP it?
Joule: I don't care about them.
Zenith: what the HELL is wrong with you?!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, Joule-- You can't just say that. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have burnt that letter.
Joule: GG: I can't just get rid of all of these!
Joule: Then I CAN DO IT FOR YOU
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule, no. GG, just put them somewhere else.
Joule: GG: *holds the box away in horror*
Joule: GG: Okay...
Joule: Tsk
Joule: Fine
Joule: I don't care.
Joule: Do whatever you want with them
Zenith: how can you not care about this?
Joule: because i dont care about them
Joule: i dont care
Joule: i do n t
Zenith: (OH FUCK)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Aren't you even curious as to what they have to say?
Joule: why do you even care so much mind your own slugging business
Zenith: (LOUD CONCERN)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because I know what it's like to not actually have parents.
Zenith: [stares at joule for a moment]
Jacquine: Um....
Zenith: ... they've been writing to you this entire time.
Zenith: knowing that you wouldn't be able to read them.
Herald: (arayda probably will just stay the slugger out of this convo because she probably belongs in the devoid hahahaha)
Zenith: but they still did it
Jacquine: E-excuse me...
Joule: i dont have parents either
Jacquine: Mr.GG....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, you have parents. Those letters are proof.
Joule: shut up
Zenith: how the fuck do you not care about- OH MY GOD.
Joule: shut up shut up s h u t u p
Joule: *rubs his head*
Joule: its none of your business none of it okay why are you still questioning me about this it wasnt my fault okay it wasnt my fault
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know it's not your fault, Joule.
Joule: l e a v e m e a l o n e
Zenith: ....nathan.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, got it. *Backs off*
Zenith: nathan i think we should shut up.
Joule: *muttering* it wasnt my fault
Joule: i didnt know
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Mumbles* He needs to talk about it though.
Joule: so just shut up it wasnt okay it wasnt
Zenith: yeah. yeah, i know. just... leave him alone.
Joule: no he doesnt he doesnt need to talk about anything especially not with you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, shaking his head*
Joule: [fists clenched'
Herald: -sighs at boys while she collects own fanmail-
Zenith: h-hey... [reaches out to him]
Joule: *mumble* They deserve to be in there they are not my parents any more i am not related to them. *turns away and walks*
Jacquine: *Follows Herald shakily*
Zenith: no, nat- fuck.
Joule: *flinches away from Kade*
Zenith: [sighs and runs hands through hair]
Herald: -pats jacquine-
Joule: what
Joule: what do you want
Zenith: nothing. just go, alright?
Joule: *walks away*
Jacquine: *Whispers to Herald* I do wish there was a way to make them smile...
Zenith: [waits until he's sure joule is out of the room]
Joule: BLESS YOU JACQUINE YOU LOVELY PERSON
Zenith: ....can't believe what i said earlier.
Zenith: (BLESS HER OMG)
Jacquine: (Whut?)
Herald: (OMG ;vwink
Herald: jacquine <3
Joule: *shuts himself in his room*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So now you change your mind?
Jacquine: (What did she do?)
Zenith: (such a sweetheart)
Joule: (She is lovely)
Zenith: ... yeah.
Herald: ...just leave them alone.
Zenith: ugh, FUCK. [angrily punches wall]
Joule: GG: So. Um.
Zenith: [lights flicker]
Joule: GG: What should I do with these?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Huffs and moves away from Kade* Calm down.
Joule: GG: *holds up box of letters*
Zenith: [sighs, then holds hands out to GG]
Jacquine: *Whimpers*
Zenith: i'll take them.
Joule: GG: You sure?
Jacquine: It is for...the best...
Zenith: yeah. someone's gotta make sure he doesnt burn them
Zenith: and if he changes his mind...
Zenith: [shrugs]
Joule: GG: Okay... but if he asks I'll tell him you threatened my life to get them.
Zenith: [snorts] sure, G
Joule: GG: It's GG. Are to Gs too much for you to handle?
Joule: GG: [hands him the letters]
Zenith: pfft, sorry. nicknaming. it's a habit [takes the box of letters]
Jacquine: *Excitedly* Do you want to make flower crowns with me, Madam Herald?
Joule: (He's going to read them isnt he)
Zenith: (totally gonna read them)
Joule: (nosy)
Jacquine: (that's not going to end well)
Herald: -stares at jacquine- No, thanks.
Zenith: (and desperate to get some of what he missed out on)
Joule: *wants to scream into his pillow*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks over at the pile of fanmail* It's all sorted to who's is who, yeah?
Joule: *just sits on his bed instead*
Jacquine: *Pouting* Can I...make one for you?
Joule: GG: Yeah
Joule: *Does... nothing. Just. Sits.*
Joule: *emotionless expression*
Zenith: i'm gonna...go put these somewhere. talk to you guys later. [leaves with the box]
Herald: ....
Herald: ............
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm. Later.
Zenith: [stashes the box in his room]
Herald: -twitches- whatever.
Joule: *sitting there*
Joule: *sitting*
Zenith: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Joule: *slowly all the furniture begins to foat*
Joule: *float
Zenith: [leaves room to go to joule's, stopping outside the door.]
Joule: *the floating effect spreads to the rest of the mansion*
Jacquine: *Happy* Yay, I will make it as pretty as you are, Madam Herald.
Joule: *rugs are floating up slowly, even the water in the pool*
Jacquine: *Curtsy and skips off to the gardens humming*
Zenith: [sighs as he sees a lamp floating] great.
Joule: (ACTUAL MAGIC CARPET YOU GUYs)
Zenith: this is gonna go great
Herald: ...pretty? -heaves sigh-
Zenith: [knocks on joule's door]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Floating microwave... I think I hear the training room calling my name--
Joule: ...
Joule: *all the floating objects drop*
Joule: Who is it? ^^
Zenith: ...Kade.
Joule: Come in~
Zenith: [hesitates, then opens the door and goes in, closing the door behind him]
Zenith: hey.
Zenith: you, uh. you okay?
Joule: Hello darling! *wide smile on his face*
Zenith: [stares at him for a moment]
Joule: Sorry, the room is a bit of a mess! I wasn't expecting you~
Zenith: ....uh...
Joule: How can I help you? ^^
Zenith: wow, you got over that pretty quick.
Joule: Got over what? ^^
Zenith: the...thing. letters.
Zenith: ...your parents.
Joule: Oh that! *waves his hand* It's nothing! Anyway...
Joule: What's for dinner?
Knight joined the chat
Joule: *forced smile gets wider*
Joule: (yo knight)
Joule: (Welcome to heartbreak ville)
Zenith: that was not nothing
Joule: Oh? Nothing good to eat?
Knight: i accidentally clicked outta the tab i guess??)
Joule: That's a shame.
Joule: We could order!
Jacquine: (hello)
Joule: (My internet keeps dying and coming back
Zenith: [frustrated huff]
Joule: (But I have done the tab thing too before)
Joule: What do you fancy?~
Herald: wb~
Jacquine: *Comes back holding a basket of flower crowns*
Zenith: stop, just- stop. what the hell is going on with you right now?
Jacquine: Salute, Madam Herald, I have your crown~
Joule: Stop? Awww... you aren't hungry? No no it's cool I get it. Sometimes I'm not hungry either
Joule: Though I am always hungry for you wink
Joule: *tries to kiss him*
Zenith: uughhh i am so not in the mood for this right now
Joule: (Joule baby n o)
Zenith: [shoves him away]
Joule: *smile falters for a moment*
Joule: *forces it back on* Not in the mood? Or playing hard to get?
Herald: do i have to wear one?? -takes one out of solidarity-
Jacquine: *pulls it away* Non
Joule: (go on Herald it will suit you
Zenith: don't, fucking don't. [holds him back at arm's length]
Joule: Don't what, darling?
Jacquine: *Goes down on one knee holding the flower crown in both hands*
Zenith: drop this god damn act and explain to me what in actual hell just went on
Herald: (SCREAMS JACQUINE)
Jacquine: A real queen must have coronation~
Zenith: (OMG JACQUINE)
Joule: What makes you feel entitled to an explanation? ^^
Joule: (SMOOTH OPERATOR)
Jacquine: (To her she's just playing pretend)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Jacquine, you're cuteness will kill someone someday)
Herald: .... alright. -sighs- (PLEASE TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN, ARAYDA LIKES IT HAHAHAHA)
Herald: (Dang, Jacquine. <3)
Jacquine: *Holds the crown further up the way a peasant would present a gift*
Zenith: you just... snapped in front of everyone. and now you're acting like nothing happened.
Joule: So?
Zenith: 'so'? 'so'?!
Herald: -bends down awkwardly-
Joule: *shrugs*
Zenith: is that all youre gonna come out with?!
Joule: Why should I explain myself to you?
Joule: You're just a stranger. We are simply having sex. That's all.
Joule: (N O BABY)
Zenith: (J O U L E)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Joule's on a fuck up spree today.)
Herald: (omg)
Zenith: [stares at him blankly]
Jacquine: (HOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET)
Jacquine: For you, my queen~
Joule: go away
Joule: leave me alone
Zenith: no- no you're gonna listen to what i have to say whether you like it or not.
Joule: Oh yeah? And why is that?
Herald: -wears crown-
Joule: What do you even care?
Herald: ....thanks
Zenith: someone needs to hammer some sense into that fucking thick skull of yours, now shut the hell up
Joule: ...
Jacquine: *Gets up giggling*
Joule: just get back to your own life Kade
Herald: -is fiddling awkwardly with crown- ...what? -glares-
Zenith: [trying very hard not to yell at him] no.
Joule: Mine is none of your BUSINESS!
Jacquine: You look so beautiful, Madam Herald.
Joule: (Jacquine let me cuddle you)
Jacquine: *smiling* You look just like a true queen~
Joule: Everyone else seems to get it and leaves me alone, so why don't YOU?
Zenith: it's my business if i say it is! your parents are in the devoid but they still give a damn about you. they've been writing to you, they care about you, then you just burn the fucking letter, lose your shit and then pretend like nothing happened?!
Jacquine: It is of your taste, yes?
Herald: -mumbles- ...yeah.
Joule: Yeah. Well. What if I DO? What do you CARE?
Zenith: i would give ANYTHING to have what you have!
Joule: After all, people in the devoid aren't people anymore. Isn't that right?
Jacquine: I am so happy~
Joule: (I am n o t)
Zenith: no- no, shut- shut the fuck up. i was wrong. alright?
Jacquine: *Hugs* Was that not fun, Madam Herald?
Joule: No you weren't. You were right.
Herald: ...whatever -pats her back stiffly-
Zenith: no, i wasnt
Joule: They aren't my parents anymore. Just let it go.
Joule: (Let it gooooo)
Herald: (omg people getting on arayda's good side hahahaha)
Joule: (CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOORE)
Joule: (I kinda ship it)
Herald: ( lol me too )
Zenith: no! my mother is dead, and dad as good as- yours are both alive and they still give a shit.
Zenith: how can you not care about that?!
Joule: You don't know ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!
Zenith: i know that they still LOVE THEIR SON!
Jacquine: *Lets go, Pulls out another flower crown and places it on her own head*
Joule: YES WELL LOVE IS STUPID
Joule: LOVING PEOPLE CAUSES NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
Herald: ( hnngggh jacquine ; v ; -makes grabby hands- )
Jacquine: See? Now we are both queens~
Joule: I DONT WANT IT.
Zenith: YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN WHO LOVES YOU, YOU ASSHOLE
Joule: THEY WERE SELFISH IDIOTS.
Herald: -tries to hide her smile-
Joule: AND THEIR STUPIDITY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF AN ENTIRE CITY.
Joule: YEAH.
Joule: THE SLOTH INCIDENT?
Joule: CITY WIPED OFF THE MAN?
Herald: (how many people have parent issues here?? lol)
Joule: RING A BELL?
Jacquine: (you would be surprised)
Zenith: the fuck does that have to do with any-
Joule: FOURTEEN YEARS AGO? YEAH. THEM.
Zenith: ...oh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (In one corner we have angst, and the other, happiness. Wonderful. everyone had issues with their parents.)
Joule: (Many.)
Joule: Because they were STUPID!
Herald: (Arayda seems like the only one who's half-moved on from hers LOL)
Zenith: that... that was you?
Zenith: and your parents?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Someone needs to slap Nathan sometime--)
Joule: ....
Jacquine: *Smiles at Herald*
Joule: (Nooo Nathan bby I love you)
Joule: Yeah.
Joule: GREAT loving parents they wer.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, but it's needed.)
Jacquine: (The perfect boxing ring)
Herald: -coughs- ...i'm going.
Zenith: ...they didn't do that because they were stupid, Nat. they did it to protect you.
Joule: DESTROYED A WHOLE CITY JUST BECAUSE THEIR STUPID CHILD MANAGED TO GET ITSELF CAPTURED BY THE VILLAIN.
Jacquine: E-Excuse me, Madam Herald
Joule: THAT'S PRETTY STUPID.
Herald: what now?
Jacquine: *Nervously* C-Can I ask you a question...
Joule: The LOGICAL thing to do would be to PUT THE LIFE OF THOUSANDS BEFORE A SINGLE ONE. IF THEY REALLY CARED. THEY WOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT. THEY DESTROYED A CITY. A WHOLE CITY KADE. HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FEELS. HOW.
Zenith: they saved you, they loved you.
Joule: H-how?
Zenith: FUCK LOGIC
Herald: ....... spit it out.
Joule: Saved me for WHAT?
Zenith: [is quiet for a moment]
Jacquine: Do....you like me...?
Joule: THEY RUINED THEIR LIVES AND THOSE OF THOUSANDS. How am I supposed to live for ALL OF THEM Kade? H-how am I? For everyone who died? So one person could live? What could I ever possibly do to make it worth it?
Herald: (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -lies on floor-)
Joule: IT doesn't even MATTER. Because they're DEAD.
Herald: ............... No. I don't.
Joule: (HERALD D: )
Herald: (LIES ARAYDA LIES)
Jacquine: *sadly* Then...we are friends...?
Joule: I don't want that kind of love. I don't WANT it.
Jacquine: (waait)
Zenith: ... i would trade places with you in a heartbeat.
Jacquine: (Hold up)
Jacquine: (typo)
Zenith: (kaDE)
Herald: (hahaha XD)
Joule: You can HAVE them
Jacquine: *Sadly* Then...we are not....friends?
Joule: I don't want anyone to love me.
Jacquine: (Sorry)
Joule: It just creates complications.
Herald: ...I don't need friends.
Zenith: FINE.
Zenith: fine.
Knight: ouch )
Knight: 2nd time today)
Joule: *shaking*
Jacquine: (everyone is just punching her heart!)
Knight: bless her omg)
Herald: (jacquine is so cute ;OOOOwink
Joule: (I'll be your friend Jacquine D: )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Sorry. >​.<wink
Jacquine: I...understand...
Herald: lol nathan did you do the same to her?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (But all of Nathan's past friends ended up well done.)
Knight: :^O )
Joule: ( a h a h a)
Zenith: [hand already going to the door]
Jacquine: *slowly takes flower crown off her head and holds it up to her chest*
Zenith: (WOW NOT COOL)
Joule: (well done, Nathan)
Joule: [no don't go...]
Herald: (owww bby jacquine)
Joule: [imlonely]
Jacquine: I am...confused...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'm lonely too--)
Herald: -takes off her crown- you can have it back.......... sorry.
Joule: *says nothing as he watches him go*
Zenith: ....im sorry. for what it's worth.
Joule: ....
Joule: yes well
Joule: its not worth much
Joule: (ffff)
Zenith: [scoffs]
Zenith: yeah. yeah, fuck you, too.
Zenith: [leaves]
Herald: (well this chat got pretty depressing)
Jacquine: *Shaking her head* Please....It is my gift...to you
Joule: Whatever.
Jacquine: (that's what happens with angst ridden characters)
Herald: ...alright.
Knight: :'^c )
Zenith: (im going to thrOW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE)
Herald: well it makes good reality 3v -shot-
Jacquine: *gently smiling a little* Thank you...
Joule: (This is the first time I have an angst ridden character my characters are usually so HAPPY and I just- w h y Nat. Why)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. Nothing but angst and sitting around watching as angst unfolds.)
Jacquine: (You can actually pin point the moment her heart breaks)
Herald: -simpers- i'm going to go now
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Kade is an idiot as per usual, almost dies, is saved by Nathan.

Post by Zenith on Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:02 pm

Herald: exactly
Herald: okay~
Herald: -beats him up-
Zenith: thanks arayda
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I really wanna ship Nathan with somebody that he'll love so much that when they're on their deathbed, he actually cries and heals them and happy ending, yay!
Zenith: youre so nice
Jacquine: Please don't result to violence
Zenith: omfG
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't beat Kade up--
Jacquine: Just a gentle poke on the head will do
Zenith: you can poke me with whatever you like, arayda
Urban: naTHAn is the most deserving of love tbh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I work hard to make sure he doesn't die of injuries, and you're making my job harder--
Urban: given all the angst u put him through
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oops?)
Zenith: yeah but you love looking after me
Jacquine: Yeah and guess who tried to give him love last time
Jacquine: >: (
Herald: -hesitates but continues- I SLUGGING DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU ANNOYING RAT.
Urban: oMFg
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but it's not exactly a good thing that I have to look after you 24/7.
Zenith: maybe im doing it on purpose
Jacquine: I mean't Jacquine!
Zenith: (laughs because he actually is)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, there are probably better ways of having me around other than almost dying on a daily basis--
Herald: poor sweet jacquine
Zenith: (omg no we dont talk about thAT IT BROKE MY HEART)
Jacquine: She had her heart ripped out twice in a row
Jacquine: in one sitting
Herald: </3
Zenith: yeah but this is the most effective
Jacquine: Well
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (She tried to imply she was his friend without really knowing him-- It was bound to happen.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You haven't even tried any other methods.
Herald: Arayda's just an asshat.
Zenith: im open to suggestions
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You could always ask or something instead of picking fights with Arayda and peeing on cats.
Freefall: pssttt I ship Arayda and Luca
Zenith: hey the cat thing was a dumb idea okay i admit that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And the Arayda idea is any better?
Zenith: .....yes?
Herald: Yes ship the thing more so it can magically happen. -chantsandmakesvoodoo-
Herald: LOL KADE
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, running a hand through his hair* How is that any better?
Herald: She'd probably get rid of that weiner of his if she could.
Zenith: please dont, i need that
Zenith: i already nearly lost it to a cat
Herald: You're probably better off without it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't cut it off. We'd never hear the end of it.
Zenith: eh i could probably get a replacement
Zenith: maybe a robot one
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You wouldn't be able to feel anything.
Zenith: not the point
Herald: no libido
Zenith: robodick
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The nerves would be completely gone and damaged-- *Sighs*
Urban: i leave for all of 2 minutes and this is what i return to
Herald: i think he'll understand once it happens
Herald: hahahaha
Herald: np~ ;D
Zenith: hey now just cause im open to alternatives, doesnt mean i actually want to lose my dick
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But back to the point I was trying to make; stop picking fights with people--
Zenith: tch, youre not fun
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm plenty of fun. I just like having to listen to you whine when I have to swab your dick with disinfectant.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's painful to think about. That can't feel nice--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): just don't*
Zenith: ....yeah okay
Zenith: point taken
Urban: i cant believe were actually discussing this
Urban: and by we i mean you
Zenith: what, my dick?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So are you going to stop picking pointless fights?
Zenith: [huffs]
Urban: close enough to what i meant sure
Zenith: yes okay fine
Flora: swabbing dicks with disinfectant is kind of scaring
Flora: *scary wtf
Griffin joined the chat
Jacquine: 'm working on something that will cheer you up
Jacquine: Oh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm very happy to hear that, Kade. *Pats his head*
Zenith: [grumbles] yeah yeah
Zenith: hey
Urban laughs under his breath
Zenith: hey cutie pie
Zenith: if you dont wanna hear me talking about my dick
Zenith: would you rather i showed you instead
Urban: you disgust me
Herald: there's not much to see
Griffin: wow what did i come back to LOL
Urban: oh shit
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kaaaade, I thought I just got you to agree not to pick fights--
Zenith: [snorts]
Urban: nicE
Zenith: im NOT
Zenith: it was a genuine offer
Zenith: arayda is being mean
Zenith: tell her off
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A genuine offer that will get your dick on a silver platter.
Jacquine: I dunno
Jacquine: It's best not to get involved
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And probably force fed to you, if Arayda has any say.
Herald: i'm just being honest
Zenith: ...well that's just disturbing
Herald: i'll keep that in mind, nathan.
Zenith: NATHAN YOU GAVE HER IDEAS
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes, it is. So how about you only flirt with people who will appreciate it?
Urban: nice one nathan
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do not do that Arayda, or I will set you on fire.
Herald: whatever
Zenith: [groans like a moody five year old]
Zenith: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin​e
Herald: as long as he goes down with me
Zenith: i can go down on y-
Zenith: uh
Zenith: i mean
Zenith: nOTHING
Urban: wow
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): See? Is it really that hard to agree to doing sensible things?
Zenith: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Herald: -glares-
Urban: you continually manage to fuck yourself over dont you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Steps between Kade and Arayda, just in case*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're trying, and that's all that matters.
Zenith: aww, thanks hot shot
Herald: one more stupid word and i'll make nathan's idea a reality.
Urban: im all for arayda doing her thing really
Zenith: im hurt, cutie
Zenith: really
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Urban, you're not helping here--
Urban: hey im always helping
Herald: -smirks-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, the wrong side. *Pouts* We gotta be supportive of Kade.
Zenith: ...um.
Zenith: wow
Urban: i dont think i want to support anything kade does really
Zenith: that's actually really nice of you
Zenith: thanks, nathan
Herald: i agree.
Zenith: and no, not you cutie
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's no problem, Kade.
Urban: stOP CALLing me that
Zenith: but whyyy~
Zenith: you are cute.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I think you should stop calling him 'cutie', Kade. He doesn't like it.
Zenith: [rolls eyes]
Urban: shut the fuck up kade
Zenith: but then i have to think of another nickname
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Even if you think it's true, it's still considered sexual harassment.
Zenith: uGH you suck
Zenith: both of you
Zenith: [pouts]
Urban: nah im great
Flora: I didn't know your name was cutie, Urban.....
Zenith: HAH SEE
Urban: look what youve done now you colossal fuckwad
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, I'm just trying to keep you from getting physically assaulted by Urban.
Zenith: hahahHAHAHA
Herald: the sound of his own voice is annoying. can i just kill him now?
Urban: plEAse
Flora: i think i'm missing something
Zenith: libra, i like you
Zenith: we're gonna get along great
Herald: -grabs for kade-
Urban: i think its in your best interest to leave while you still can libra
Zenith: [back pedals out of the way]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blocks Arayda* Come on, deep breaths...
Flora: why...he seems nice!
Flora: i think
Flora: maybe
Urban: no. no no no
Zenith: yeah, yeah im real nice
Zenith: dont listen to them, libra
Urban: no
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade can be nice, he's just very flirtatious.
Zenith: theyre lying
Urban: please for the love of all that is good ignore everything kade says to you
Zenith: im super nice and also awesome
Urban: blatant lies
Herald: I WANT HIS SLUGGING CORPSE!
Zenith: wow i didn't know you were into necrophilia
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Arayda, please calm down. He's not doing anything to provoke you!
Flora: you want....his corpse? like his dead body?
Zenith: .....uh that was a bad idea to say wasnt it
Herald: HIS EXISTENCE PROVOKES ME.
Flora: oh
Urban: nathan i think its for the best if we just let her get on with it at this point
Urban: not that im in any way biased or anything but. you know
Herald: -hisses-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, it was Kade.
Zenith: okaay okay jeez calm down
Zenith: i'll
Zenith: try to stop it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, we are not letting her kill Kade!
Urban: ...why not though?
Zenith: because i like living?
Herald: You are letting me kill Kade. D8<
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because, while he can be annoying at times, he can also be very nice.
Urban: i have yet to see any proof of such a thing
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, Arayda. Just take some deep breaths.
Herald: -laughs- YOU WISH
Herald: NO
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Arayda, calm. Down.
Urban: not going to lie im feeling a little bit terrified right now
Flora: -whispers- does she always yell?
Urban: maybe like 2% terrified
Zenith: [slowly backs away]
Herald: WHY?!
Urban: uh ok as much as i want to see kades corpse flayed and roasted this is pRObably not the best way to proceed with things right now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because, it is a waste of your time to bother with Kade. You could be doing better things.
Herald: I don't know about that.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's not harming you.
Zenith: yeah, im with cut- uhhh, i mean. nathan
Urban: ...ill allow it
Herald: He's a creepy irritating bug...
Zenith: .....
Zenith: [trying very hard not to make a smart comment]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That doesn't give you the right to kill him. We are supposed to be heroes. Heroes do not kill others.
Herald: I couldn't care less about being one.
Urban: lmaO BC URBAN KILLING LIK E HALF A CITY,, sorry continue ))))
Zenith: (lauGHS IM P SURE EVERYONE HERE HAS AT LEAST MURDERED FIVE PEOPLE)
Zenith: (the worst team of heroes ever)
Herald: (lmao arayda who's only here to clear debt -shot-)
Flora: (uh scuse u)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Right, let me reword this then; if you so much as touch a hair on Kade's head with the intent to harm him, I will personally restrain you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's only caused the deaths of two people.)
Zenith: (wow right sorry not all of us are lunatics i keep forgetting)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Well, maybe more since he burnt down his old apartment complex--)
Herald: -glares- No you aren't.
Urban: i think maYBe this is getting a lil out of hand guys...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *raises an eyebrow* Yes I am.
Zenith: [sighs] arayda
Zenith: look, i'll shut up
Zenith: okay?
Herald: I'm not going to be anyone's to restrain. Do I look like a slugging dog?
Flora: -curls up trying to make himself smaller, not wanting to get involved-
Zenith: ugh guys, come on, i dont want you getting into a fight because of me
Urban whispers 'you okay?' to libra
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you plan on not being restrained, than leave Kade alone. You're being worse than what he has ever been to you.
Urban: kind of too late for that dude
Zenith: not helping
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He has never meant you harm, Arayda. Just calm down.
Urban: ...sorry?
Flora shakes his head slightly
Herald: -looks around and hisses- SLUGGER ALL OF YOU. -stomps off-
Herald: (ha ha ha.... hahahaaahahaah.....)
Urban: well. that went about as well as expected
Zenith: [lets out a breath of relief]
Zenith: jesus christ.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, shaking his head* It could have gone a lot worse.
Zenith: yeah.
Zenith: i know.
Zenith: ...thanks.
Urban raises eyebrows in libras direction
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No problem. I don't know why she would get that angry though...
Zenith: [shrugs]
Zenith: guess i am kinda annoying
Herald: LOL
Flora looks around
Urban: 'kinda'
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can be, but no one should want you dead for it.
Flora: hm..
Zenith: yeah, well.
Urban: ...either way i guess nathans right. maybe
Zenith: tell that to her and the other thirty or so people who agree with her.
Flora: does she always yell like that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know I actually would. Killing somebody is not a solution.
Zenith: ...nah, not all the time.
Zenith: just mostly at me.
Zenith: hah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I think that experience calls for some hot chocolate.
Zenith: oh, yes please
Zenith: [looks around awkwardly]
Zenith: and uh
Zenith: im really sorry that happened
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* It's fine. You were trying to make things right. It isn't you fault she lost control like that.
Urban: ...its ok. no harm no foul
Zenith: [shrugs]
Urban: brb guys dinner i will be quic k ))))
Herald: (rping as reallyangry!arayda sort of scares me LOL)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright, enjoy your food!)
Herald: okay~
Zenith: (she's fucking terrifying)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh yeah. But Nathan could have taken her.)
Zenith: (bless u nathan for fixing kade's messes)
Herald: (idk... eventually she's going to get herself killed.)
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Re: Divine Queer Chat

Post by Joule on Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:45 pm

What am I missing out on omg
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Kade does it again. Also, cake.

Post by Zenith on Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:31 pm

Freefall: i mean, we could just forget the poker bit
Freefall: that'd be just as fun
Urban: the one and only time hes not incredibly flustered by that sort of thing
Zenith: go right to the stripping
Zenith: ?
Griffin: oh my god evan
Freefall: I'm talking about mine and Dax's private game
Zenith: damnit you two are no fun
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Today's topic of the day seems to be stripping--
Freefall: I don't like sharing
Griffin: l a ug h s
Zenith: fiiiiiine
Griffin: what evan says goes w us
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade, remember our discussion earlier?
Zenith: yes i know
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Good boy.
Zenith: do i get a treat for being good?
Urban: ugh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sure! What do you want?
Zenith: cake i want cake again
Urban: this group is ridiculous i love it ))
Zenith: or maybe a kiss
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I will make you a cake then.
Zenith: but cake is good too
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why do you suggest a kiss lastly when you know I'd choose the cake?
Zenith: well honestly i was gonna choose the kiss first but i felt like being nice
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Darn, you really are learning. I guess I should give you both then. *Kisses Kade on the cheek* What kind of cake?
Zenith: [pleased grin]
Zenith: chocolate, duh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm'kay~ *Goes to make cake*
Urban: well that went strangely well
Freefall: I like it when things go smoothly
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but someone's gunna need to put the cake in the oven for me.
Zenith: see i can be good when i wanna be
Griffin: Ayyy
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And it's very pleasant when you decide to be good! Dax, think you can bake the cake for me again?
Griffin: Sure, why not, aha.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Thank you~ Since with how nicely things are going, I don't want to accidentally burn down the kitchen.
Freefall: Do some of us get some cake as well?
Zenith: no its mine
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You'll have to ask Kade. It's his cake.
Zenith: [glances at nathan]
Zenith: [sighs]
Zenith: okayfine
Griffin: -puts the cake in the oven and waits for it to bake properly ye-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wow, you really are being good-- I'm actually really impressed and proud of you!
Zenith: too much for me to eat on my own anyways >​_>​
Zenith: awww
Zenith: thanks hot shot
Zenith: im proud of me, too
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, we wouldn't want you to get sick. You should be proud of yourself. *smiles brightly*
Urban: ...something has to go wrong here. this is surreal
Zenith: [is obviously very pleased with himself]
Freefall: we're not always a mad house
Knight: give it a minute.
Freefall: 99.9% of the time
Freefall: but...you know
Zenith: yeah its not like im totally incapable of acting normally
Urban: are you sure
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Come on, Mr negativity! Let's be supportive and positive here.
Knight: ,':^I
Urban: i think youre asking a bit much of me
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I can hope that you can do it. It's a good thing to practice being positive to a certain degree.
Zenith: i think he's incapable of being positive tbh
Urban: its true its an issue
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No one's incapable, Kade. It's just harder for some people.
Urban: positivitys never done anyone any good man
Zenith: oh pff
Zenith: cheer up and have some damn cake
Urban: ...yeah alright
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's lead to people continuing to try. Take the lightbulb, for example.
Griffin: I think the cake's ready- I hope there aren't going to be icing dicks this time around
Zenith: [sniggers]
Griffin: stares at kade
Zenith: alright, alright
Zenith: no dicks
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pats Kade on the head* You're doing really good.
Knight: So far.
Zenith: have a little faith, jackie
Urban: see im not the only one here feeling a tad cynical
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's been doing really well so far, I have faith in him that he'll continue to do so.
Zenith: [grins]
Knight: please don't jinx it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You guys being cynical is what's going to jinx it. You guys should be appreciative that he's trying and doing so well.
Zenith: yeah cmon guys, jeeze.
Zenith: youre making me feel like you want me to do something stupid and annoying
Urban: its difficult when all hes managed to do so far is give me a terrible nickname and push me in a pool of tequila and yeS i am still hung up on that
Zenith: .....you forgot the snake in your bed
Urban: sEE????
Knight: i guess u could say you're still )
Knight: * puts on glasses * )
Knight: hung over *
Knight: )
Urban: i hate u ))
Zenith: (omfg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why... Why did you put a snake in his bed?
Zenith: he has a pet snake.
Zenith: because he thinks its cool
Zenith: but he's scared of snakes
Urban: this reminds me of china someone made a pun abt me being shanglow and i started crying )))
Zenith: it seemed like a funny idea
Urban: oh my god what is wrONG With you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's... he's scared of snakes and has a pet snake?
Zenith: yes
Zenith: it's adorbable
Urban: LOOK IT SEEMED LOGICAL AT THE TIME
Urban: SHUT UP
Zenith: [sniggers]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, if you're scared of it you should find it a new home. Having a pet just to look cool isn't a good reason at all.
Knight: how do you even take care of it?
Zenith: see? seeeeeeee?
Zenith: i was just trying to help you get over your fear
Urban: shut the fuck up
Zenith: for the sake of the snake.
Zenith: [sniggers even more]
Urban: uGH
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's actually really bad for the snake, since staying in their tanks can lead to anti-social behaviour and other problems.
Zenith: i like to wear it under my hoodie sometimes.
Zenith: it freaks people out
Urban: see its fine kade looks after it i would be okay with it if it hadnt ended up in my bED
Zenith: [trying to suppress giggles]
Zenith: [failing]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, it can't really hurt you... Sh, Kade.
Urban: im going to punch you in the dick i swear
Zenith: [bursts out laughing]
Urban: OK NO THATS ENOUGH
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Urban, please keep calm...
Urban: EXCUSE YOU
Zenith: ooOPS - [hides behind nathan(phoenix)]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We were all doing so well--
Zenith: [muffling giggles] im sorry i cant help it
Urban: UNTIL KADE RUINED IT LIKE ALWAYS
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You blowing up is only making it worse.
Urban: you arent the one having to put up with the brunt of his bullshit
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I've had to put up with enough of it... But he doesn't mean any harm.
Zenith: [taking deep breaths to calm self down] ohhh shit- okay
Zenith: okay christ
Zenith: i wont do it again
Zenith: i promise
Urban: too bad he doesnt mean any harm hes still slugging managing to do it
Urban: oh fuck off youve said it before and youll say it again and youre still not going to stop
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well accidents happen.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe he will this time, Urban. You gotta give him some belief.
Urban: hes had his chances, nathan
Urban: youre reasonable i can respect that but im not just letting this slide again
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's only laughing, he hasn't done any actual harm*
Urban: look im - i dont want to be here you have to understand that. i dont get on with you guys and especially not with kade
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you don't want to be here... Then why are you here?
Urban: i dont have to explain myself to you
Knight: ...
Urban: nothing personal
Zenith: [sighs]why do i keep doing this
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright. But obviously you have some issues, so if you ever wanna talk... *Shrugs*
Urban: thanks i guess
Urban: i mean it though. i know you people dont like me and im fine with it but cant you just, you know. leave me alone instead
Zenith: im just going to sit over here. in this corner. and shut up.
Urban: you do that
Zenith: and that's not true- we do like you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How do you know I don't like you? *Glances over at Kade in worry*
Urban: no you dont
Zenith: mm, yeah. i do.
Urban probably blows like. half the lights in the room whoops
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, glancing around* Did you mean to do that?
Urban: look i dont - i dont really want to do this right now ok
Zenith: [groans and rubs his face with his hands]
Urban: ...not really
Zenith: [weeell this is great just great look what you did kade you made him short the place out well done youre a fucking genius]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright then. Well, I'm sure the cake has to be done now, and cake always makes everything better.
Urban: i think im just gonna go. sorry about that i guess
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's... There's no need to apologize.
Urban: ...okay.
Zenith: [mumbles]....i really am sorry. okay?
Urban: its not your fault really im just - i dont do people. im not good with - i dunno. sorry
Zenith: it kinda is.
Zenith: (li e s do w n why does this keep happening)
Urban: other people manage to put up with you fine. its just me. im always the problem you dont need to blame yourself
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks between the two, frowning slightly, but stays silent*
Zenith: nathan- okay fine. we're both to blame.
Zenith: but i should still know better.
Zenith: i put a snake in your bed for fuck sake
Urban: ...true
Zenith: so you know.
Zenith: feel free to be mad at me.
Urban: im not mad. im just tired
Zenith: ....if you say so.
Urban sighs
Urban: truce?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles* I'm really glad you two were able to have a civil conversation, but could someone get the cake out of the oven? It may start to burn soon.
Zenith: sure. truce.
Zenith: and uh. yeah
Zenith: i wont draw any dicks on it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can if you want. It is your cake, after all.
Zenith: [considers it for a moment]
Zenith: nah, not if other people are gonna be eating it.
Zenith: (so proud of u kade)
Urban: kades growing up im so impressed )))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles and nods* Okay then. I really am proud of you though.
Zenith: (i know bless him he's trying so hard)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You can practically feel the warmth and happiness and adoration radiating off of Nathan, he's that proud of Kade--)
Urban: blESS WTf,, ))
Zenith: (BLESS U NATHAN)
Knight: the cake is ready...
Knight: literally all she cares about)
Zenith: [smiles] thanks, nathan.
Zenith: and yeah. CAKE.
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Nathan is the sweetest ngl

Post by Zenith on Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:18 pm

Urban quietly turns the oven off bc powers
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hopefully this one turned out as well as the last one did.
Zenith: [secretly saves a tiny slice that totally isnt for Joule]
Knight: ,':^)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So, despite our earlier problem with Arayda, I think this day has actually been really awesome for us. No one's dead!
Zenith: [snorts]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): My optimism totally worked~
Zenith: yeah. totally.
Zenith: im actually kinda surprised that nobody got hurt.
Zenith: ...this time.
Zenith: (yes he's still upset about that)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, with luck and people trying to get along, there hopefully won't be a next time for someone to get hurt in.
Zenith: mmhmm. [waves hand at cake] help yourselves or whatever
Zenith: [sits quietly with own cake]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Y'know, if Arayda tries to come after you like that again, tell me, 'kay?
Zenith: [mutters] if she did actually try to hurt me, i'd be fine, you know.
Zenith: ...but okay.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, well, I think something's going on if she resorts to trying to harm you just because of your existence. *Frowns* I mean, we're a team, and we can't have that.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Zenith: ....thanks nathan.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, no problem. *Smiles at him* We gotta watch out for one another. It's what teammates do, isn't it?
Zenith: [gives him a small smile] yeah. i guess youre right.
Zenith: (NATHAN BLESS U I THINK YOU JUST WON KADE'S UNDYING LOYALTY)
Urban slinks out of the room
Urban: theYRE SO CU TE .... )))
Zenith: ([pats bb urban])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): 'Course I'm right. I spent a whole buncha money getting two degrees in university. *Chuckles* Gotta be right, otherwise it was kind of a waste.
Urban: he doesnt want to be there when people r talking about teammates and friends and stuff bc he has non e lmao ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Final fantasy victory music plays in the background upon gaining Kade's loyalty*)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan will be his friend though deny it--)
Zenith: [rolls eyes and snorts] what so youre a nurse, and a therapist?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I guess you could say that. *Shrugs* My degrees are in astrophysics and chemistry though.
Zenith: (and urban you will have friends you cant escape it)
Zenith: (kade feels so bad about being a dick to him he's gonna try to make it up to him h A)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Soft chantings of 'One of Us'*)
Urban: bless i wish him luck ))
Zenith: (kade is such a tit but secretly wants everyone to love him)
Zenith: (he does all of this stuff for the attention lmao)
Zenith: pfft. you and your fancy education.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Well he got Nathan's attention for sure now.)
Urban: urbans a mess he doesnt even kno what he wants at this point ))
Zenith: i never really liked school. or anything to do with learning.
Zenith: (im so happy theyve become friends omg)
Zenith: (huGS URBAN BABY.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, ain't nuttin' wrong wit a higher edimacation-- *Flawless redneck accent* Well, that's fine. School isn't for everyone. Nearly flunked English every year.
Zenith: [laughs at the accent and shakes his head]
Zenith: aaah, yeaaah.... i kinda. failed everything. dropped out. [rubs back of neck]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Urban wants some hugs and cake-- 'Tis really good cake. He cannot resist its wafting scent of chocolatey goodness.)
Zenith: (if he doesnt come back for cake im gonna have kade take some to his room)
Zenith: (just knock on the door like 'here have cake' and leave it there)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Why'd you fail, if you don't mind me prying.
Urban: oh nO that s sweet ))
Zenith: [shrugs] dunno. i just found it all boring. never paid attention in class, i guess.
Zenith: i was more interested in making the classroom lights flicker and laughing at the teachers when they got mad
Zenith: (cries b/c kade is actually really smart he just....gets bored so eASY.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles and shakes his head in amusement* You've always been troublesome then, I take it. So if school didn't catch your interest, what are you interested in?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Baby-- Nathan could probably find a way to make a fun learning schedule for him if he wanted--)
Zenith: (omg bless u nathan)
Zenith: [fidgets] well, uh... i like comic books a lot.
Urban: nathans literally the sweetest thing ever wtf ... ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I already knew that, Mr Magneto. And I can totally understand the appeal. But what else? Like, I'm into guitars and stuff.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's so sweet that if a diabetic licks him, they'll go into a coma--)
Zenith: [grins at the name] um....
Zenith: [mumbles and looks away] i play violin...kinda.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks and tilts his head* Violin, eh? You any good?
Zenith: [very visibly starting to get embarrassed] mmmm....idunno
Zenith: (nathan you got him to talk about the violin im going to give you a medal)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *chuckles and ruffles his hair playfully* Alright then. Well, what sort of music do you play?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Final fantasy victory music plays yet again* Eventually everyone talks to Nathan--)
Zenith: [half heartedly tries to swat him away] nothing much... just. normal classical pieces. some rock covers.... [mumbling] i like lindsey sterling
Jacquine: (fuck yeah, lindset sterling)
Zenith: (hecks yeah)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? *Grins* Well, maybe we could play together sometime? I mean, if you'd be interested, that is.
Zenith: [actually blushes bright red] i- uh- i- nno. i mean. thanks but- i cant play in front of people.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods, smiling softly in understanding* That's alright, I understand. But if you ever change your mind, I'm always available.
Zenith: [just nods and looks away, trying to hide his face]
Zenith: (one day, nathan. one day.)
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In which we learn about Joule's condition (fml)

Post by Joule on Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:37 pm

Joule: Hi...
Zenith: ....hI
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ((Night!)
Joule: Night Urban D:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, robots are. Hey, Joule.
Joule: So what am I missing out on?~
Zenith: [slides a plate towards Joule] ....saved you some cake.
Joule: ...
Joule: I....
Joule: Sorry I can't- I mean. I don't eat cake.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, glancing between the two*
Joule: G-gotta stay healthy eh?
Joule: Fit and all that.
Zenith: [rolls eyes]
Joule: [looks a little tired]
Joule: Hey Nathan...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Waves slightly* You okay there?
Joule: [nods and forces a grin] Yup just peachy~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Raises an eyebrow, but doesn't say anything else* Glad to hear that.
Zenith: [just looks at Joule for a second]
Zenith: ...you sure?
Joule: [ignores] So you guys having a party without me? [is actually dressed and has bags under his eyes, but is trying his best to be his usual cheerful self]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wouldn't really call it a party--
Zenith: [knows he's lying, but doesn't push it in front of nathan]
Zenith: noooot a party, no
Joule: Yeah tell me about it, everyone left as soon as I came D:
Zenith: more like a 'kade didnt die' celebration
Joule: what whaft? [slurring his words a little bit]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Which reminds me, I have some stuff I need to do, so I'm just gunna go to my room for a bit. Later guys. *Shakes his head and exits the room*
Zenith: [shrugs] kinda pissed two people off in the space of a few minutes. don't worry about it.
Joule: ...
Joule: Oh... okay....
Joule: how...?
Joule: (Nathan WHERE U GO)
Zenith: eh, you know. the usual. running my mouth and being a dick...
Joule: [raises eyebrow]
Joule: You're not a dick...
Joule: [leans against the wall]
Zenith: [scoffs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He went to his room-- He's good at reading people and situations, so...)
Zenith: [glances at door, checking that nathan is actually gone]
Joule: [mumble] I dont fthing yiou are annway.
Zenith: i... Nat. [gets up and goes over to him]
Zenith: you're not okay. i can tell.
Joule: I'm sfine [smiles]
Joule: (are they in the kitchen?)
Joule: (Nathan Joule thinks you hate him now D
Joule: * D:
Zenith: (i assume so)
Zenith: (noooo o oo )
Joule: ^^
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan thinks Joule hates him, so they're kind of even? Plus he doesn't really wanna third wheel--)
Joule: Just a little tind. Tird. TIRED.
Joule: E-eheheh.
Zenith: [sighs] yeah, you're tired. [slips an arm around him]
Zenith: why are you tired?
Joule: Sorry kind of flooked like iou two were in tthe middle of sthing. Ggo get Nathn?
Joule: [shrugs]
Zenith: it's fine.
Zenith: ...Nat. talk to me.
Joule: ...
Joule: I'm thirsty... [goes to get a glass of water]
Zenith: [heavy sigh]
Zenith: nightmares again?
Joule: [sips his water]
Joule: Naah. I... Um. Y-yeah. Nnightmarefs. Eheh.
Joule: [fingers suddenly go loose, glass dropping to the floor]
Joule: Slug
Zenith: [cringes] it's fine, Nat.
Joule: [starts cleaning it up]
Joule: [movements slower than usual]
Zenith: no- Nat, it's fine, you're tired, just let me get it
Joule: A-ahaha what a mmess.
Zenith: [steps over to help]
Joule: Its okay.
Zenith: [grabs his hands to get him to stop] you're tired, and you're gonna cut yourself or something. just leave it
Joule: Nno I can do it.
Joule: [is not about to admit he's not okay]
Zenith: no you can't, jesus christ, you can hardly talk.
Joule: [loses his balance and falls back, and just sits there, rubbing his head]
Joule: Ill be fine, go get Nthan, its cool darling I've ggot this
Zenith: [sighs] damnit...
Zenith: [sits on the floor with him, behind him with his legs either side of him so that he doesnt fall over again]
Zenith: nope.
Joule: ....
Joule: (N a t h a n I feel bad I didn't mean to push you away T_T)
Zenith: (baby come baaaaaaack)
Joule: tsk
Joule: Iou'r stubborn
Zenith: yup.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's already gone-- He's not going to come back until he knows it's fine for him to come back--)
Joule: ... so what nnow.
Zenith: you really should get some sleep.
Zenith: i cant stay with you. i dont mind.
Joule joined the chat
Zenith: *can
Joule: NO!
Joule: I-I... I dont want to ssleep.
Joule: [looks almost scared]
Zenith: [wraps his arms around him]
Zenith: if you don't get some sleep, you're gonna pass out anyway.
Zenith: and that's... well. no good.
Zenith: *not
Joule: no. No no. I dont wwant to sleep.
Joule: Please Kade
Joule: I ddont.
Zenith: [sighs]
Zenith: ...alright. we'll just stay here instead. is that okay?
Joule: (ITS FINE FOR YOU TO COME BACK BBY D: )
Joule: ... [nod]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's not gunna just wander back in--)
Zenith: (then come and check on us or somethiiiing)
Zenith: (nathan we love yooou)
Joule: (yessss)
Joule: .... [rests his head back against him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He won't-- He figures Kade and Nat want to talk so he's going to stay in his room-)
Joule: ( > )
Zenith: (nat is so out of it talking aint gonna happen)
Zenith: [strokes his hair] you're gonna be okay.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Back to the point of him becoming a third wheel and not wanting that?)
Joule: [No I'm not]
Joule: Y-yeah I'll be ffine.
Zenith: (cries nathan bby youre not a third wheeeel)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yes he is-- It's kind of awkward for him and everything.)
Joule: (You're a third wheel)
Joule: http://www.pashley.co.uk/cms/products/ma...
Zenith: (omg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (That doesn't really do much.)
Zenith: (fINE kade will just go and hunt him down to talk later)
Zenith: (nathan is his bff now)
Zenith: (you cant escape it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You'd be surprised how good Nathan is at hiding--)
Zenith: (no escaping we will love him even if he doesnt want it)
Zenith: [just sits there with him hoping that he might fall asleep]
Joule: [relaxes but doesn't let himself sleep]
Zenith: (nat youre h u r t i n g m e)
Joule: (a h a h a)
Joule: (Kade thinks it's the nightmares a h a h a)
Zenith: (i know)
Joule: So....
Zenith: ...mm?
Joule: ....
Joule: wwhat were you talking about?
Zenith: me and nathan?
Joule: Yup
Zenith: well... music. and school. [snorts] told him i didnt like it. he asked about what i did like.
Zenith: ... mentioned that i play violin.
Joule: sorry to interrrpt.
Zenith: it's fine.
Joule: You should pplay for him smetime.
Zenith: [tenses for a second]
Zenith: i- uh.
Zenith: i dunno about that.
Acrylic joined the chat
Joule: yo
Zenith: (welcome to the feelsboat)
Acrylic: ((eh?))
Joule: Iou pplay beautifully you shldnt be embarrassed. [trying not to slur]
Acrylic: ((dang it where is jacquine this obfuscation on her part is actually getting to be a bit too much how do you even confuse 'sex ed' for 'cooking' that doesn't even make sense))
Zenith: [rests his chin on the top of his head] it's not that... i dont think it's any good.
Joule: So...?
Zenith: (btw guys since jacquine was mentioned just giving you a heads up that her player is about to post crackship smut on the boards)
Zenith: i dunno. it's just something that's always been kinda private to me.
Acrylic: ((good lord))
Joule: (AHAahaha)
Joule: Oh... tthats okay then...
Joule: But.....
Joule: Why....
Zenith: (ive read some of it. pretty fun stuff. arayda/jacquine. spanking involved.)
Joule: Why ddid you play for me?
Zenith: uh....
Zenith: because... i trust you, i guess?
Joule: ....
Joule: [tenses]
Joule: oh
Jacquine joined the chat
Jacquine: (AND I'M BACK!)
Joule: (welcome~)
Zenith: (you posted it omfg yes)
Jacquine: (I DID AND I'M ASHAMED
Zenith: (nooo noo shhhhh)
Jacquine: (WHATEVER YOU DO!)
Jacquine: (DON'T)
Jacquine: (READ)
Zenith: (everyone go read it)
Jacquine: (COPS AND ROBBERS)
Zenith: [sighs]
Jacquine: (DON'T DO IT MAN)
Zenith: ... i do like nathan... he's nice. so. i dunno. maybe.
Zenith: not sure yet.
Jacquine: (Y'all doing it arn't you?)
Zenith: so, for now. just you.
Zenith: (you better be reading it)
Jacquine: (Don't encourage them!)
Acrylic: ((I'm going to read it but jacquine I need to say- don't you think the obfuscation you're putting on with Rachel is a bit much? How do you even confuse 'sex ed' for 'cooking' that doesn't seem to make much sense))
Zenith: ([laughs and cries])
Joule: (a h a h a)
Joule: (you have no idea)
Joule: I... I guess he's okay...
Joule: I ddnt think he likes me mmuch.
Zenith: i don't think that he doesn't like you... you just. disagree a lot.
Zenith: you two would probably get a long... if you can keep from yelling at each other.
Jacquine: (One. to torture Zenith with her cuteness and two. You will have to bear with it for a while)
Zenith: (you are the worst friend)
Jacquine: (You spelled "Best" wrong)
Jacquine: (it's B-E-S-T)
Zenith: (GLARES AT)
Jacquine: ( <3 )
Joule: (Ahahahaha xD)
Joule: Hm
Joule: i dont think ppeople like me
Zenith: that's not true at all.
Zenith: sure, you...put people off sometimes. but they don't hate you.
Zenith: [mumbles] not all of them, anyway.
Joule: ...
Joule: [shrugs]
Joule: i ddont care what they thinkg
Joule: [totally does]
Zenith: [sigh]
Zenith: so you keep saying.
Knight joined the chat
Joule: Heeey
Joule: Iits because its ttrue.
Zenith: mmmhm.
Knight: hello!! )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (hey!)
Jacquine: (Hi)
Zenith: (ppst acrylic im p sure its the 22nd century)
Zenith: (not 31st ah ha)
Acrylic: ((ffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffff))
Acrylic: ((fucking math))
Zenith: (pats u)
Jacquine: (I thought it was the 31st century....)
Joule: (Nope, 22nd. Maybe 23rd? Does it say?)
Zenith: (p sure it does in prodigy)
Zenith: hm. how did evan put it that one time? 'annoying but not a bad guy'.
Zenith: so even if you say you don't care, there's that.
Joule: [shrugs again, one shoulder working better than the other]
Joule: (a h a h a)
Zenith: (D O N O T)
Joule: ( h A )
Zenith: [frowns a bit]
Zenith: ...hey.
Zenith: you sure youre okay?
Zenith: (i swear to g o d you are killing me)
Joule: (sorry not sorry)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ah I'm gunna make Nathan appear again maybe--)
Zenith: (yaaaaaaay)
Joule: Mhm y-yeah I'm perfectly ffine!
Joule: (YES)
Zenith: ....Nat, you know i can tell when you're hiding stuff, right?
Joule: Jjust tired from the nnightmares kay?
Joule: H-haha I'm okay rrreally.
Zenith: [heavy sigh]
Zenith: ....you're really not.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Walks back into the kitchen and makes a beeline for the fridge*
Joule: (When he's admitting the nightmares so openly it's a red fucking light)
Joule: Yo
Joule: Nnathan
Zenith: uh, hey Nathan.
Joule: [tries to get back up]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glances over at them, brow furrowing* Joule. Shrug your shoulders for me.
Zenith: Nat...
Zenith: [looks up at Nathan]
Zenith: ......
Zenith: [seriously starting to get worried]
Joule: .....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well?
Joule: [forces himself to stand up straight]
Joule: Im ffine.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shrug your shoulders, Joule.
Zenith: [hurries to his feet]
Zenith: why?
Joule: ....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule. Shoulders. Shrug them. Now. *Eyes narrow*
Joule: (Just a note, we want Kade to learn about Joule's condition later, but it would be REALLY COOL if Nathan figured it out and spoke to Joule privately about it)
Joule: (Also damn Nathan you're a clever boy.)
Zenith: (lauGHS HOORAY FOR KEEPING KADE IN THE DARK)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan has first aid training and sharp eyes.)
Zenith: (and srsly nathan medal for you)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's also got enhanced intelligence- nothing gets past him.)
Joule: [puts a lot of effort in shrugging his shoulders, but still doesn't manage to shrug them both exactly the same]
Joule: [looks away]
Joule: there hhappy?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Purses his lips* Right, Kade, I need you to go and get some pillows.
Zenith: [looks from Nathan, to Nat, then back again]
Zenith: .....why?
Joule: ...
Joule: I-I can go gget them
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Just do it. No, Joule, you're staying here.
Zenith: [glances at Nat and frowns]
Zenith: [sighs] i'll get them. Nat. do what he says.
Joule: ...
Joule: [remains quiet]
Zenith: [goes to leave, looking over his shoulder at them before walking out of the door]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sit down, Joule. *Moves closer in case the other falls over* How severe is it?
Joule: ...
Zenith: (nathan i love you)
Joule: (I love you too oh my god)
Joule: [sits]
Joule: its nnothing.
Joule: really.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's a stroke, Nathaniel.
Joule: It happens.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's not nothing. How often do they happen?
Joule: ....
Joule: it depends
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is it related to power usage?
Zenith: (d i e s)
Joule: also it's nnot an actual stroke okay yyou make it so ddramati.
Joule: ....
Joule: [quietly] yes
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're speech is slurred, you can't fully use your left arm. Even a mini one is still dangerous.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I want you to lay down, and try to relax, okay?
Joule: [sighs]
Joule: [but actually does as Nathan asks]
Joule: Pplease don't tell anyone.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I won't.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We're going to have to get you professional medical attention though.
Joule: ... thanks.
Joule: My herologist knows of my condition.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Can you contact them through your MeChip?
Joule: [nods]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Right, do that and tell them to get here quickly, in the meantime, I need you to try and continue to talk to me, alright? We can't let you pass out.
Joule: Hhonestly I'm fine, look, I'm already ddoing better.
Joule: [tells Richard to contact Helen and tell her to get there]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I know about mini strokes, Joule. They're called that because they finish by themselves. But if we don't get a professional to you, they can still do permanent damage.
Joule: I told you it's not so bbad I'm used to it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's actually not very reassuring to hear.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't they have you on any medication for this?
Joule: tsk
Joule: yeah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Have you been taking it?
Joule: Medication, special diet, exercises, all the fun things.
Joule: Of CCOURSE I've been taking it, wwhat do you think I have a death wwish or soemthing?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You never know. It would surprise you who wants to die.
Zenith: (n O)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But have you used your powers more than normal today?
Joule: Yyeah well. Not me. I ddont want to die Nathan. I-I... I want to live... I dont want to die... I don'twanttodie.
Joule: [deep breath]
Joule: wwhat do you even care?
Zenith: (nat pls dont do the thing)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shh, hey. *Awkwardly pets his hair* Calm, remember? And I care because everyone deserves help when they need it.
Joule: ....
Joule: it....
Joule: it's not normal power usage... It's when I manipulate time.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, obviously you shouldn't be doing that. *Frowns*
Jacquine: (Oh sweet baby jesus no!)
Joule: (crap didn't he try to slow time down on Nathan's black fire)
Zenith: (im crying bless u nathan bless u for looking after everyone)
Jacquine: (Don't tell me you he tried to do a superman!)
Zenith: (and y ES H E D I D)
Joule: I haven't been! Mmostly....
Jacquine: (Joule pls, you wound me)
Joule: (Nathan you are such a sweetheart)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Furrows his brow* Tell me what brought on this stroke then.
Joule: ...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Diabetics aren't allowed to lick him, he's so sweet.)
Joule: [mumble] In my sleep.
Zenith: (that's his tagline now)
Jacquine: (OMFG NATHAN)
Joule: (AHAHAA [hands sunglasses])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You.. You used your powers in your sleep?
Joule: I ccant help it. I... have nightmares. And sometimes I use my powers in them.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And you insinuated I couldn't control my powers. *Huffs* Are you seeing counselling for your nightmares?
Joule: tsk as if that would do anything.
Joule: i dont hurt anyone in my sleep it's only minor stuff
Joule: (you hurt yourself you slugging idiot)
Zenith: (n a t)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't care about you hurting someone in your sleep, I care about what it's doing to your heart.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): After this, you need to seek help.
Joule: yeah well. tried counselling. Didnt work out for me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And why didn't it?
Joule: Because it just didn't okay?!
Joule: it was bullshit
Joule: counselling ccant fix everything.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't want to hear that. If I used my powers in my sleep because of nightmares, don't you think you would suggest I get counselling?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is it Post Traumatic Stress related?
Joule: You look at me and tell me that you think counselling could solve your personal issues.
Joule: No.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm a lot more messed up than you. There's a big difference.
Jacquine: (Oh)
Joule: You don't know me.
Jacquine: (this gonna get good)
Joule: But you're probably rright.
Jacquine: (there it is, you said the thing!)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I am.
Zenith: (ri p s he a r t out of ch e s t)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But you will seek counselling after this, or I will personally drag you to one if I have to.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can't just stop trying if nightmares make you use your powers.
Joule: I dont need counselling! I'm honestly ffine! I don't have anything bothering me to even talk about!
Zenith: (l i a r)
Joule: I ddont even understand why I keep getting those nightmares, honestly, it's ridiculous. Must be just something wrong with my way my head's wired ahaha
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes, you do, Nathaniel. You have some sort of mental trauma that's causing your nightmares.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't even talk to me about that. *Frowns*
Joule: There's no mental trauma.
Joule: Nothing bad's happened tto me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? *Raises an eyebrow* Can you really say that?
Joule: Yup.
Joule: [grins]
Zenith: ( n A T )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're more delusional than that crazy dude who used to live on my block.
Joule: Well I dont know him now do I
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't be more delusional than him.
Jacquine: (That crazy dude was Sir Chicken)
Zenith: (pFT)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): At least he can admit to his problems.
Joule: tsk
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do you really want to keep winding up like this?
Joule: just leave me alone
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade's going to figure it out eventually.
Joule: just go away okay
Joule: ....
Joule: so?
Zenith: (is that my cue to bring him back)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rolls his eyes* Oblivious.
Joule: (Those pillows must have been really far away)
Zenith: (yup it is)
Zenith: (he needed a moment to freak out)
Joule: Look this is just a little slip up okay it'll be ffine.
Zenith: (seriously nat has him worried)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you weren't having a fit, I'd slap you.
Zenith: [finally reappears with pillows]
Joule: I dont use my time powers anyway.
Joule: ...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmhm.
Joule: Hey Kade
Zenith: ....hey.
Joule: [grins and goes to sit up]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Stay laying down, Joule.
Joule: [pouts]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade, put the pillows under him so his shoulders and head are elevated.
Zenith: ...yeah, sure.
Joule: [sigh]
Zenith: [does as he's told, and stays sitting with Nat]
Joule: Don't worry. Just a little ill, I didn't eat much in the ppast few days.
Zenith: ....sure.
Joule: [gives him a reassuring smile]
Zenith: [can tell something is wrong, but doesnt push it]
Joule: [glances at Nathan]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Stands up and takes a few steps back* My guess is he picked up on one of those bugs for powers. He should be fine, but his herologist is comin over to run a few tests.
Joule: ...
Zenith: [shrugs] alright.
Zenith: ...thanks, nathan.
Joule: [looks Nathan in the eyes] Yes. Thank you.
Joule: [Thank you.]
Zenith: (its official nathan, youre now both kade and joule's fave person)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No problem. *Grabs a bottle of water from the fridge and gives a small wave* I'm heading back to my room. Keep him talking, though that shouldn't be hard, and if he takes a turn for the worse before the herologist gets here, give me a shout.
Joule: ... [squeezes Kade's hand]
Joule: [I don't want to die.]
Zenith: okay. i will.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And don't give him anything to eat or drink until the herologist gives the go ahead. *Leaves*
Joule: [There is so much to live for.]
Zenith: [glances down at Nat]
Zenith: [places a kiss on his forehead]
Joule: [lop sided smile]
Joule: its okay...
Zenith: [only manages a half smile]
Zenith: [no it isnt]
Joule: Really, there's nothing to worry about.
Zenith: [sighs] if you say so...
Joule: Helen: [barges in, looking half crazed] NATHANIEL!
Zenith: (omf)
Joule: (whoops where did she come from)
Zenith: [looks up at her, startled]
Zenith: uh, hi?
Joule: [motions for her to cut it out]
Joule: Helen: .... Hello.
Zenith: [glances at Nat, then reluctantly gets up]
Joule: Helen Galen, my herologist.
Zenith: oh, right.
Joule: Kade... could you... leave us two alone?
Zenith: [stares at him for a moment]
Zenith: ....yeah, sure.
Joule: [smiles]
Joule: Thanks.
Joule: Helen: When did it happen this time?
Joule: [Shut UP Helen!]
Zenith: [glances between them for a moment, then leaves]
Joule: [glares at her]
Joule: [waits till Kade is out of the room]
Joule: [shuts the door with his powers]
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Kade gets naked and sees Nathan's dick.

Post by Zenith on Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:31 pm

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's like dumping a bottle of peroxide on Kade's dick that's been clawed to shit by an angry tom cat because you told it that santa wasn't real.
Zenith: WOW NATHAN THAT WAS ONE TIME LET IT GO
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I had to wrap your dick in bandage and swab it. I am never letting that go.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's the worst way to meet another guy's dick.
Zenith: okay honestly that's not the way i imagined you seeing my dick so i'll let you have it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How did you imagine I would see your dick?
Zenith: ...ikindahavethisfantasyinwhichyouburnmyclothesoffandsomehownotburnme?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's a...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *puts on sunglasses*
Zenith: its kinda hot
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): HOT fantasy.
Zenith: [hi fives]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *hi fived* Awww yeaaah-- But I could probably find a way to burn your clothes off without burning you--
Zenith: is that an offer
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I honestly have no clue at this point. What have you and Joule done to me?
Zenith: wonderful things. now please make my fantasy real oh my god
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If I focus, I could use a flash fire that would burn only the fabric, and not you, and it would be so fast that the heat wouldn't bother you--
Zenith: yesss do it
Zenith: yolo, nathan. yolo.
Zenith: (i am convinced that kade as a death wish of some sort)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Okay. So try not to move too much. *Holds out a hand on focuses on just the fibres of Kade's clothes*
Zenith: **has
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (YOLO)
Zenith: [keeps perfectly still]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Quickly sets the clothing on fire and quickly puts it out afterwards*
Zenith: [is now completely naked]
Zenith: holy slugger yES
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Holy shit that worked--
Zenith: nathan that was really hot and i kinda wanna kiss you right now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fuck, I'm so impressed, I'll allow it.
Zenith: YEEEEEEES
Zenith: [grabs him and kisses but being careful not to touch him with his dick or anything]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Kisses back because wow what he just did is awesome*
Zenith: seriously that was so freaking cool you need to do more stuff like this
Zenith: well i mean not constantly burning off my clothes- NOT THAT ID MIND BUT
Zenith: just powers in general youre so cool
Zenith: ....do you want me to put some pants on now?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ehhh... Doesn't really matter.
Zenith: [raises eyebrows]
Zenith: okay ill just stay naked for a bit then
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I actually have a strong hatred towards pants, don't judge me.
Zenith: i will keep that in mind.
Zenith: if you ever feel like acting on that hate, let me know
Zenith: i dont mind sacrificing my pants
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So we can burn all the pants?
Zenith: yes, we must burn all the pants
Zenith: everyone's pants
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Awesome!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Pants are awful. Kilts are better.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): They make my legs look really good.
Zenith: damn right. i'd love to see you in a kilt
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm even turned on by me in a kilt.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wait, what?
Zenith: you heard me
Zenith: go get a kilt nathan
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't have one currently, but I suppose I can get one for future situations--
Zenith: yes, please do
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): God, what's gotten into me?
Acrylic: ((In the wise words of a certain Espeon, "Pants are evil."))
Zenith: nothing. yet. [suggestive eyebrow wiggle]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ..... How do you know?
Zenith: [surprised look]
Zenith: wow i learn new things every day
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm demisexual, not sex repulsed. For all you know I could be rocking it out with like ten groupies each night.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe that's why I'm so perky?
Zenith: ...that image is seriously hot
Zenith: just saying
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm learning a surprising amount about myself today-- I think you've influenced me as much as I've influenced you.
Zenith: im so glad we can help each other in this way
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Any day now, I'm going to become a member of a sex cult. Aren't I?
Zenith: maaaaaaybe
Zenith: i certainly wouldnt mind
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Where did I stray off of my righteous path and into the part where I'm fine with kissing you while you're naked? Not that it was bad or anything.
Zenith: you can do it again if you like
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm really tempted to, actually.
Zenith: feel free to give into that any time now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Eh, why not. Already burned your clothes off-- *kisses Kade lightly*
Zenith: [kisses him back with a self-satisfied smirk]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pulls back and ruffles his hair playfully* This means you can't hold the chocolate kiss thing against me any more.
Zenith: [huffs and pouts] damn it. guess ill have to come up with a new method of getting you to kiss me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You could ask like a normal human being? Like asking to have me around instead of getting injured.
Zenith: ....i. suppose i could do that.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's really a lot easier, wouldn't you think so?
Zenith: i guess so. less dangerous for my dick, anyways.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, it is a lot less dangerous for your dick. Which you've been keeping wrapped and cleaning on a daily basis, right?
Zenith: of course, nurse.
Zenith: wouldnt want it to drop off or anything
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's good to hear. I can't even imagine what you'd do if it did have to be amputated.
Zenith: cry, probably. have a funeral and everything.
Zenith: hundreds of men and women, weeping at the loss
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hundreds, eh?
Zenith: ....okay no, not that many
Zenith: i might be easy but im not a harlot
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'd hope. I mean, you could pick up some nasty things from that many people.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How easy are you, anyway?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not as an insult, just curiosity.
Zenith: believe it or not i don't try to sleep with every person i meet
Zenith: i flirt a lot sure but its not like im gonna hop into bed with just about anyone
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? I'm glad to hear that.
Zenith: i do have standards, you know.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I figured you would.
Zenith: its just kind of difficult when everyone who happens to be around me at the time meets those standards
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): .....
Zenith: seriously everyone on this team is hot
Zenith: distracting.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Okay. So-- A person just has to be hot and you want to sleep with them?
Zenith: thats generally the first thing i look for, yeah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is there more to it, or is that just it?
Zenith: ...eeh, well, i guess they also have to not hate me?
Zenith: although i dont mind hate sex, now that i think about it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Huh. Do you flirt with me just for the hell of it, or do you actually want in my pants?
Zenith: ....um
Zenith: both?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well that clears up a lot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have learned a lot today.
Zenith: happy to clarify that for you then
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You should probably put pants on now though.
Zenith: [looks down at self] umm. yeah. good point.
Zenith: [runs off to get pants]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, you can be naked some other time, but now is definitely a bad time--
Zenith: [comes back with pants on. just pants.]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, you covered the important parts.
Zenith: (kade pls)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (At least he prioritized.)
Zenith: [shrugs] what can i say? i like walking around mostly naked.
Zenith: probably a side effect of being around joule.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Eh... That's a strange side effect to have on people.
Zenith: maybe. he does kinda make you wanna take all your clothes off for him, though.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have yet to feel that way around him.
Zenith: eeh, maybe you will. maybe you wont. just saying.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Something tells me that I won't, merely because I would never put clothes on again if I ever felt like walking around without them.
Zenith: .....aand that's a bad thing?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, I had problems keeping my clothes on until I was eight-- No, it's not really a bad thing, I just like to keep some mystery.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Even if you can tell my religion through my hero outfit.
Zenith: aaah. hm, i guess that makes sense.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, God, but there's probably some teen girl out there with posters of my crotch all over her walls. *Frowns* That's a disturbing thought.
Zenith: [snorts]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Time for a costume change--
Zenith: well, your hero outfit is pretty hot
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. It also disappears if I get too heated.
Zenith: ...does it come back?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The fabric can only stand certain temperatures for so long-- No, it doesn't.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It just burns right off, and I don't notice until its too late.
Zenith: [raises eyebrows]
Zenith: damn we gotta go on a mission sometime.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs* So I can accidentally burn my costume off for your viewing pleasure?
Zenith: ...uuuuh, well, when you put it like that....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): With that in mind, I'll probably subconsciously avoid burning it off now.
Zenith: aw darn.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not that I would ever burn it off on purpose, mind you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, maybe. I could if I had good reason--
Zenith: such as?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Um... *Frowns as he tries to think of a reason* Because... It's the only way to stop a villain be revealing the body that should belong to a sun god?
Zenith: you saying you have the body of a god now?
Zenith: [sniggers]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I take great pride in my physique.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm fucking hot.
Zenith: damn right you are, hot shot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Plus, high metabolism, so muscle weight is the only way for me to keep any substantial weight on my body--
Zenith: that's....actually kinda interesting. how'd you keep yourself healthy if your metabolism is that fast?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I have to eat a lot, y'know high calories and carbs and stuff. Also, I can actually stop my metabolism, or something like that if it's a really sunny weak. All I really need is enough water and enough sun and I can go a week without eating and no weight loss.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): week*
Zenith: wait, you're like. solar powered?
Zenith: ...actually should have expected that. phoenix power. duh.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. My powers aren't so much fire based, more so actual sun spaced.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): based not spaced*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The fire powers are just a lot easier to use. *Shrugs*
Zenith: dude.
Zenith: that's awesome.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I guess it is-- I can do solar beams though. And it doesn't take a turn for me to recharge.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Pokemon reference-- Ahhahaha--)
Zenith: (omfg)
Zenith: what, like a charizard?
Zenith: (NERDS)
Jacquine: (cool nerds)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, like a Charizard. Though most people say stuff like venosaur. But considering y'know, able to fly, solar beams, fire attacks-- I'm a Charizard.
Zenith: exactly why i went for charizard.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's actually really cool that you did that thoug.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nerd.
Zenith: [snorts] you said solar beam first. nerd.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, what else can I call it? Super powerful sun attack?
Zenith: pfft, i guess you have a point.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Or I could call it that one attack from Dragonball, but no one would really understand that.
Zenith: what, like a spirit bomb?
Zenith: (i s2g i had to trawl my brain to remember which one used the sun)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, like a spirit bomb I guess. It's been like forever since I read the manga. *Shrugs, before blinking* I mean-- Something less nerdy.
Zenith: [laughs] man i havent read it since i was in highschool.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That makes you nerdier than me. I read them in junior high. *Grins cheekily, sticking his tongue out*
Zenith: oh pfft. fiiine.
Zenith: just so you know im actually proud to be a bigger nerd than you. [sticks tongue out back at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, technically, I'm bigger than you in all forms of the word. *Playfully pinches Kade's tongue* Don't stick yo' tongue out. It's rude.
Zenith: [snorts and slaps his hand away] not in all forms, i'd bet
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, in all forms. Unless you can think of one?
Zenith: yeah. bet my dick's bigger.
Zenith: (KADE PLS)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, trying to pass it off as a cold* Mm, yeah, no.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): cough not cold*
Zenith: mm, yeah, prove it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't really need to, considering I've already handled your dick and my own. But, if you really need the proof we can go somewhere more private and I can show you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He actually means that as innocently as possible--)
Zenith: ....are you being serious right now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, you don't believe me. *Shrugs*
Zenith: okay fine, youre on. i need to see this dick for myself.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright. C'mon, to the bathroom then! And try not to drool too much! *starts off to the bathroom because he's going to prove he has a monster dick bigger one*
Zenith: [follows after him, trying not to actually run] no promises~
Zenith: (he totally has a monster dick doesnt he)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rolls his eyes, but enters the bathroom and waits for Kade to enter before shutting the door and undoing his pants*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah. In order to make up for his shitty life, he's got a whopper.)
Zenith: (omfg thats amazing)
Zenith: (the one good thing in his life)
Zenith: [stares for a few seconds]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He gets light headed if aroused for too long, which is why he sets himself on fire because his brain isn't getting as much blood--)
Zenith: okay yeah that is way bigger
Zenith: how do you even fit it in your pants
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smirks, satisfied* Told you~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I wear very loose pants.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can never pull of skinny jeans.
Zenith: tch, yeah, you'd probably cut it off if you did.
Zenith: wow, you know, im not even mad about this
Zenith: im fine with you having a bigger dick than me
Zenith: totally fine
Zenith: [is still staring]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah? *Puts it away*
Zenith: [tries not to look disappointed]
Zenith: yup.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Goes to wash his hands chuckling* I'm glad my monster of a dick won't lead to any tensions between us.
Zenith: dont know about that, but definitely nothing bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rolls his eyes as he dries off his hands* Well, try not to let all the fantasies ruin your actual sex life. I don't need someone angry at me because of my dick ruined them again.
Zenith: [sighs dramatically] i'll try not to pine after it too much.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It appreciates your efforts to move on and hopes you never forget about it. *Pauses, making a funny face* Okay, yeah, that was weird to say.
Zenith: [laughs] kinda. and dont worry about me forgetting about your giant dick, hot shot.
Zenith: that's not gonna be happening any time soon~ [heads for the door]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Glad to hear that? *Follows Kade out of the bathroom*
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Kadnix and Koulenix. Also smut and fluff.

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:35 am

Part 1. under a spoiler cause DAMN its long

LONG LIKE NATHAN'S DICK:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Enjoy your shower! As weird as that sounds?
Zenith: pfft
Zenith: that does sound a little bit weird
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, how else can you respond to someone taking a shower? "Enjoy rubbing yourself with water?"
Urban: omfg
Zenith: pffT
Zenith: yes good point
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But headcanon that Nathan will say the weirdest things when someone says they're going to take a shower or something.
Zenith: omfg
Zenith: like what
Urban: im intrigued now
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): "Yo, gunna go hop in the shower real quick." "Okay, enjoy playing with yourself" or "No need to announce it. If you want company, you can just ask." or maybe "Enjoy your cleansing ritual."
Zenith: lmAO
Zenith: 'if you want company, you can just ask'
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Just like really weird stuff, sometimes suggestive because he's a closet perv.
Zenith: Kade: ........orly
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nathan: Said that to the wrong person, didn't I?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Soft moments of regret when he gets a reply that doesn't end in the person looking extremely confused.
Zenith: no no, to the right person.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I've been infected and there is no cure--
Zenith: one of us, one of us
Urban: smh )))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, I'm not! I'm... I'm still innocent! Actually, not really, more like private... Dammit.
Zenith: [grins] aw, its okay, its not a bad thing.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes it is. *Pouts* It's hard to be a hero when you're private life isn't so private. I can already hear the tabloids running.
Zenith: well, we are on 3v. pretty much nothing is private any more
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, no one ever knew about Captain America's sex life, or Rebellion's. Private is good.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Eh, true--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I really should have taken the time to read that contract--
Zenith: ....yeah i probably should have read that too, actually.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahahaha, we're both idiots. Do you think they installed cameras in our bedrooms?
Zenith: ....oh god i hope not
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, same here.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, for everyone else's sake.
Zenith: what's that supposed to mean?
Jacquine joined the chat
Urban: hello!! )))
Jacquine: (hi!)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, some people do some private stuff in their room. If the producers had footage of what goes on in there, it could lead to a lot of controversy for some people. *Frowns slightly*
Zenith: pft, well, its not like i'd mind people seeing what i get up to in my bedroo- wait i play my violin in my bedroom
Zenith: ....im gonna go check for cameras
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): See?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's good that I think about this stuff, but I should probably check my room for cameras as well--
Jacquine: (how is everything)
Zenith: im so glad we have you, nathan
Zenith: [runs off to scour room for hidden cameras]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ah... *Blinks, tilting his head to the side* Thanks? *Goes off to his own room to check for cameras as well though*
Zenith: [comes back a little while later] actually surprised and relieved that there weren't any
Urban: urban will be sO disappointed he cant snoop on them while theyre in their rooms ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Comes back as well, shaking his head* Yeah, I couldn't find any either, thank god.
Zenith: (he should try hiding cameras of his own in there)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's just really glad no one has footage of him knitting--)
Zenith: (omFG BLESS HIM)
Urban: go d he woULD ))
Jacquine: (awww, he knits)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He knits for everyone-- But no one can know about his little secret.)
Zenith: seriously i had a moment of panic there
Zenith: (he's so adorable)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I did too. *Rubs the back of his neck, grinning* It's a good thing they had enough decency to not put cameras in there though.
Zenith: yeah, and its not like we actually get that much no-camera time anyways
Zenith: thank god for small mercies
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods his head* Yeah... This 3V reality show stuff sucks.
Zenith: sometimes i kinda forget that everyone is watching us
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I do too... *Frowns, his brow furrowing* It's... Really problematic when you think about it.
Rush joined the chat
Zenith: i kinda just ignore it but then i have these moments of like
Zenith: 'holy shit the entire world just watched me be a total idiot'
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* And the whole world knows you peed on a tom cat.
Zenith: ...you are never going to let that go, are you?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not until you give me something else to berate you for other than pissing on my feline companion.
Zenith: honestly, i dont think i wanna do something more stupid than that
Zenith: anything worse would probably be really dangerous
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, it would. It's nice to know you have some sense of self-preservation.
Zenith: only a small sense.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, small or not, it's still something.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can have hope that we won't have to bury you before the end of this season, at least.
Zenith: well, i can't make you worry about me all the time. that'd be unfair.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Aww. *Grins and gives Kade a side hug* You do care about all the stress you cause me with your injuries.
Zenith: oh, don't tell anyone. you'll make people think that i'm actually becoming responsible.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It'll be our little secret then. *Smirks, rolling his eyes* Can't have people think you're responsible, oh no.
Zenith: well, i do have a reputation to maintain. [smiles and nudges him with his elbow] we can't all be mature and level-headed like you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm actually not that level-headed. *Chuckles softly* I'm just good at not letting my emotions get the better of me. Which is probably the only reason I didn't cauterize your dick.
Zenith: [snorts] oh, thanks. you gotta teach me how to do that- the emotions thing, not the dick burning.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shrugs his shoulders* I could try, but y'know, I've always had a strong need to control them, so I'm not sure how good a teacher I'd be.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But you can call me sensei, young grasshopper.
Zenith: you'd probably make learning more fun than most teachers [laughs] i'd prefer to call you master yoda.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I would. *Smiles sadly, before replacing it with a bright grin so quickly it's almost impossible to detect* You gunna carry me for a long ass hike?
Zenith: pfffft. if that's what it takes.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Would you even be able to carry me? *Raises an eyebrow*
Zenith: [looks at him and thinks for a moment] eeh, maybe?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm, you don't have any enhanced strength, do you?
Zenith: mmmmmno.
Zenith: ...aaand youre bigger than me.
Zenith: okay, no, i'd drop you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Then yeah, there goes that idea. I guess I'd have to do the carrying then--
Zenith: ooh, that sounds like fun.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Doesn't it? *Snorts, shaking his head* Maybe we could ask Urban if you could carry him on a long hike.
Zenith: [snort] we could ask, but i dont think he'd be down with that. not unless he got to treat me like a servant for the whole thing
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly, rocking on his feet for a moment* Well, it would be good training for you to be someone's servant. No one on this world needs to control their emotions as much as a servant.
Zenith: can you really picture me doing what im told and waiting on someone though?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Actually, in certain situations, I can see it.
Zenith: .....such as?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Just not ones involving Urban.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I'm sure you'd be pretty obedient in bed. *Shrugs shoulders*
Zenith: [smirks] oh really?
Zenith: what makes you think that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks* Intuition? You're eagerness for sex seems to point towards you being eager for anything to be done and therefore following orders well?
Zenith: (nathan that is completely correct how do you do this)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Maaaagic~)
Zenith: i. um.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He also knows a submissive when he sees one, ahem.)
Zenith: [struggling to come up with a witty response]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smirks in satisfaction of having gotten it right*
Zenith: [stares at him for a moment, then crosses his arms] still doesnt mean i'd be suited to a servant role.
Zenith: (he's such a child)
Zenith: (gotta brb)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm not saying that you're suited to a servant role. I'm just saying that it would be good experience for controlling your emotions.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Okay!)
Zenith: (back)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (welcome back!)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh, btw, made a playlist for Nathan going bad http://8tracks.com/thechildofsilence/let... )
Zenith: and nathan. are you saying you wanna try ordering me around?
Zenith: (omg NO)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm? Ah, no, I'm not saying that. *Shakes his head*
Zenith: mmmm. suuure.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean it. Unless we're on a mission or I have to take the leadership role, I don't like bossing people around. *Shoves his hands into his pockets*
Zenith: [chuckles] and what if i said i wouldn't mind if you did?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uh... *Looks flustered* Um, I'd say that's nice?
Zenith: hmm, so you do think it'd be nice to? [devious grin]
Zenith: (h AH PROFESSIONAL GRIEFERS. that's on kade's as well)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uh... *Brow furrows and purses his lips* Shit, saying it like that kind of makes it sound like I did mean that, didn't it?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I love that song so much-- Deadmau5 and Gerard Way are gifts to humanity--)
Zenith: (they are)
Zenith: mmhm, yup. [quirks an eyebrow, smirking] and i mean it. you can, if you want.
Zenith: (kade rn: pls order me about nathan)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Actually goes darker in the face* I'll... I'll have to k-keep that in mind them. *Clears throat* Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Zenith: oh, you're definitely hot.
Zenith: [grin]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahh... Yeah, I am. I... I think I'm gunna go take a shower--
Zenith: ...want company?
Zenith: (KADE PLS)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uhhhh-- *Actually starts to steam slightly* N-no thanks. I mean-- It's not the kind of shower you're thinking?
Jacquine: (Kade stahp)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's going to burst into flames, he so embarrassed./oddly aroused maybe)
Zenith: are you suure? i might be able to help.
Zenith: (kade will probably be half surprised and half pleased with himself)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I-- I'm-- *Just lights up like the fourth of July* Shit... *Starts to float so he doesn't burn the floor*
Zenith: [stares at him for a bit, in shock]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uh... Sorry...
Zenith: (im so glad that he actually has gotten to trust nathan before this happened lmao otherwise it'd be more of kade freaking out)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh thank god--)
Zenith: .....[snorts] i got you that hot and bothered, huh?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Clears his throat awkwardly* Literally. Uh... So, yeah, I think I should go dunk myself in the pool now though--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't wanna set off a fire detector--
Zenith: you suuuure you dont want me to come with you?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I actually need you to come with me.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can't open doors like this.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'll melt the handle.
Zenith: [laughs] can do, hot shot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Thank you... *floats over to the door and waits*
Zenith: [chuckles and shakes his head, then gets the door for him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Thank you-- *Floats out and over to the pool, literally just dropping in once he's over it*
Zenith: [goes and sits next to the pool, but not too close because whoa thats a lot of steam]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm so fucking glad I invested in fire proof underwear... *Grumbles as he swims over to the edge once he's no longer impersonating a human chimney*
Zenith: aw, that's a little disappointing. [laughs anyway]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I really liked that t-shirt-- Disappointing or not, I gotta buy a new one. *Rests his arms on the side of the pool but doesn't actually get out* Exploding into fire isn't healthy for clothing.
Zenith: (btw naTHAN BEING CAUGHT KNITTING BY JOULE)
Zenith: (nathan youre adorable)
Zenith: [shakes his head and leans over to pat his shoulder]
Zenith: [woops still hot]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Shh-- He'll catch on hire again.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahaha, yeah, best to wait a few minutes before trying to touch, sorry.
Zenith: ah- ow- [laughs and shakes his hand out] yeah.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can control my internal temperature, but unfortunately, I can't control the external one after being on fire. *Shrugs* Your hand okay?
Zenith: [puts hand in the water, which is thankfully not as hot as nathan is] yeah, it's not so bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Are you sure? *Looks worried* Burns can do a lot of damage to the nerves.
Zenith: pssh, don't worry so much. i got burned a lot growing up, so its not like they bother me any more.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Raises an eyebrow* Why's that, if you don't mind me prying?
Zenith: [is quiet for a moment, chewing his lip]
Zenith: [shrugs] dad was an asshole.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you don't want to tell me, it's fine.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nvm.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Whattaya mean by that?
Zenith: [just shrugs again] he liked to set things on fire a lot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh. *Falls silent for a moment* So... He had fire powers?
Zenith: ...yeah. he had this habit of using them whenever he could, just for the hell of it.
Zenith: (laughs because kade does that as well and doesnt even realise it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ah... *Frowns slightly* I'm sorry.
Zenith: [shrugs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pushes off from the side of the pool for a second and ducks under the water quickly*
Zenith: [raises an eyebrow at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Resurfaces, grinning sheepishly* Sorry. There's kind of like an aftershock effect whenever I extinguish myself.
Zenith: [shakes his head and chuckles] right. you know, i really wasn't expecting you to burst into flames like that.
Zenith: bit of a surprise.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's always a surprise when I catch on fire. *Chuckles* I... I can't always control it, but I can feel it coming on, so normally I turn the shower on frigidly cold and jump in.
Zenith: (this playlist is hurting me jsyk)
Zenith: (nathan bby)
Zenith: so... do you always suddenly go firemode whenever you get flustered?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Strong and powerful to angst. I thought it was a good progression--)
Zenith: (y u p)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uh... Well, it depends on a lot of small variables, so maybe? *Shrugs*
Zenith: right. i was just wondering if i had to be more careful with my flirting, is all.
Zenith: as... funny as that was, i dont want you burning the place down because i made you blush.
Zenith: (APOLOGIZE)
Zenith: (god why would you put that on there)
Zenith: (n o)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm, I think you should learn when to maybe lay off a little, unless you regularly plan on trying to get me naked like that-- *Chuckles softly* I wouldn't let the place burn down.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ahahahaha--)
Zenith: ...hmmmm. [pretends to think for a moment] well i do wanna get you naked. but the fire is kinda awkward.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You didn't seem to think so when I burnt your clothes off. *Grins cheekily*
Zenith: [laughs] mm, yeah, you have a point.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): 'Course I have a point. Always have a point. Like a spear. *Chuckles, pulling himself out of the pool to sit on the edge*
Zenith: you could always do it to both of us.
Zenith: at the same time.
Zenith: both of us naked.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I suppose I could. *Looks thoughtful for a moment before grinning* 'Course, I'd probably have to go without underwear that day since all of them are fireproof to keep from creating awkward situations.
Zenith: i've got no problem with that.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I didn't think you would.
Zenith: ...will you wear a kilt as well?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, not if I'm burning my clothes off. Kilts are insanely expensive. But I can wear one one of the these days for sure.
Griffin: (kilts r gr8 bless scotland)
Zenith: i'll hold you to that. [smirks]
Jacquine: (do you want one griffin wink )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles softly, shaking his head* Alright then. I'll keep that in mind. *Looks at the pool and then at Kade, then back to the pool* I kinda wanna push you into the pool.
Zenith: [mock-glares at, with a small smirk] dont you dare.
Griffin: (hella now i gotta draw dax in a kilt thanks for the idea i bet evan will love it B) )
Zenith: (yeeessssssss)
Zenith: (kilts for everyone)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I wouldn't dream of it. *Innocent smile*
Zenith: [squints at]
Zenith: i dont believe you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm not gunna push ya. *Stands up and picks Kade up with ease* I'm going to drop you! *Grins and drops Kade carefully into the pool*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Wording is very important with Nathan~)
Zenith: (omfg nathan)
Zenith: [lets out a surprised yelp]
Zenith: [comes up to the surface, glaring at him a bit]
Herald: oooh hi guys sorry i'm drawing haha ;v;
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Laughs and jumps in* Look, I made you wet.
Zenith: [tries not to laugh]
Zenith: [fails]
Zenith: and here i was thinking you were a totally innocent, decent guy.
Zenith: im shocked, nathan. truly.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm fuckin' awesome. *Grins devilishly* Yeah, that? All a facade. Pure evil. 5% at least.
Zenith: [laughs] yeah, okay, you are kinda awesome. [splashes some water at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kinda? *raises an eyebrow mischievously* I think you mean very.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): As in "Nathan Lewis is very awesome"
Zenith: ugggh [rolls his eyes]
Zenith: okay fine. very awesome.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Now say it like you mean it~
Zenith: [huffs]
Zenith: Nathan Lewis is very awesome.
Zenith: happy now?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmhm~ Super happy. Happiest guy in this pool.
Zenith: i'm so pleased. [trying to act grump and totally not succeeding]
Zenith: **grumpy
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles and splashes Kade slightly* I have that pleasing affect on people~
Zenith: [snorts and splashes back] well, you've certainly had an effect on me
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Glad to hear that. *Grins* Now I won't go through with my evil plan to boil you like a lobster. Mwahaha! *Floats away trying to cackle evilly*
Zenith: oh i'm so glad. [snorts and shakes his head] that is the worst evil laugh i've ever heard.
Zenith: definitely only 5% evil.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, I can't be perfect at everything. *Rolls his eyes, floating idly on his back* Something this hot just can't be more than 5% evil, I suppose. Oh well.
Zenith: too much hotness, only enough room for a little bit of evil? [floats over and gives him a mischievous look]
Zenith: [puts arms under him and flips him over in the water]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Lets out a yelp in surprise before being submerged* *Blinks, before just sinking to the bottom of the pool*
Zenith: (this is too adorable omg)
Urban: im dyin g theyre so cute rip me ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Now's the shocking revelation where they find out Nathan can hold his breath for up to 20 minutes--)
Zenith: (pfffTT)
Zenith: [watches him sink down with an eyebrow raised]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Just sits on the bottom, looking up and waving*
Zenith: [dude i didnt flip him that hard wtf is he doing]
Zenith: [waves back, slightly confused]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Continues to sit there, making himself comfortable, careful not to accidentally breath in the water*
Zenith: [srsly wtf if he doing]
Zenith: **is
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Is grinning like the absolute lil' shit he is, not at all bothered that he's completely submerged*
Zenith: [is he just going to sit there]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glances around boredly, so he decides to stretch because he doesn't feel like coming up yet*
Zenith: [continues to stare at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Finally, pretends to pass out and just floats back to the top*
Zenith: (nathan u lil shit)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's a lil' shit tho, don't trust.)
Zenith: (i love it, its about time someone did it back to kade)
Urban: omg. ... ))
Zenith: [gently pokes him to see if he's actually passed out because what the fuck]
Zenith: nathaaaaan?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Continues to play dead/unconscious*
Zenith: [goes to grab him, actually getting a little bit worried] nathan!
Zenith: (5% evil indeed)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Kicks into action, grabbing Kade by the waist and pulling him under for a second before letting them both float to the top, gigglingchuckling? evilly*
Zenith: [doesnt even have a chance to yelp and just ends up with a mouthful of water]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, shit, Kade, are you okay?
Zenith: [coughing and spluttering] oh my god- you asshole
Zenith: [laughing and coughing] i nearly pissed myself
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pats him on the back, looking worried* Shit, I didn't mean to almost drown you--
Zenith: [playfully punches him in the chest] jerk
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Grins slightly* Did you like my trick though?
Zenith: [laughs and shakes his head] yeah that was pretty cool. how long can you do that for?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I've gone for as long as twenty minutes before. *Grinning lopsidedly* 'Course, that gets boring real fast.
Zenith: hmmm. [smirks] i kind think of ways of making it more interesting.
Zenith: *can not kind
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Raises an eyebrow in curiosity* Yeah? How's that?
Zenith: (nathan you already know he's gonna say something dirty)
Zenith: [grins] underwater blowjobs.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He can give him the benefit of the doubt--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Laughs lightly, shaking his head* Yeah, that would give me something to do. For about thirty seconds.
Zenith: [puts on a look of mock offence] you implying something?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Remember how last time implying something went? *Grins wickedly*
Griffin: (dang guys)
Zenith: (omg nathan)
Zenith: [squints at and pokes his shoulder]
Zenith: no really, i'm curious. what're you getting at with that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I'm implying that you could only last thirty seconds, and since I seem to be good at knowing stuff. *Shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly*
Zenith: [glares at] and how can you be so sure?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I dunno. Maybe it's confidence? Magic? L'Oreal?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I could be insinuating I give really good blow jobs.
Zenith: [raises an eyebrow] oh? well, do you?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I've been told so.
Zenith: (nathan do you have any idea how hard it is for kade to control himself rn)
Zenith: (he's trying so hard)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (lol)
Zenith: [smirks] care to prove that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm, god, I am tempted to say yes because I have to prove I'm always right. *Chuckles, splashing Kade slightly* But... Maybe when you're dick is healed.
Zenith: [makes a noise that's kind of like a whine of disappointment] it's fiiiiine
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Is it really? *Raises an eyebrow*
Zenith: yes
Zenith: (nathan youre killing me. and kade.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles, seeming to think about it* Well, maybe if you can not get in any trouble all day, I just may show you.
Zenith: [sinks into the water a bit and whines] nathaaaaaaaaaaaan
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Laughs lightly and reaches out to ruffle Kade's hair* Hey, I'm not that easy, y'know?
Zenith: [mumbles] yeah but you're evil
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, we've been discussing this. 5% pure evil.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm skim evil. *Grins cheekily*
Zenith: hm, no, im starting to think more than 5. more like 10.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): 10%? Aw, ye of little faith. *Shakes his head* I bet if I did blow you, it would go back to 5, wouldn't it?
Zenith: it's probably go to zero.
Zenith: *it'd
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, that's really tempting now.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Today on: What will Nathan do--)
Zenith: (if he doesnt kade will probably scream a bit inside)
Zenith: [smirks] oh is it?
Zenith: can i do anything else to make it more so?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. You see, kind of weird that you're fully dressed and I'm only in my underwear.
Zenith: tch, all you had to do was ask.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* Figures.
Zenith: [takes his clothes off and tries to not make it look like he's in a hurry to do it]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Tries to stifle his chuckles some what* Eager?
Zenith: [glances at him as he throws his wet clothes out onto the side of the pool] maaaaaaybe
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles, shaking his head* Patience, young grasshopper--
Zenith: [snorts]
Zenith: mm, anything else~?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm... *Thinks about it, floating idly on his back* No. Can't really think of anything else.
Zenith: nathan you're killing me here
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Raises an eyebrow, looking at him* I'm not killing you. You're just way too eager. *Smirks slightly, swimming over to him* You need to learn to slow down.
Zenith: [tilts his head back and groans, like a moody teenager] evil, you're literally evil.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm not literally evil. *Chuckles, shaking his head before placing a light kiss to Kade's cheek* I've still some good in me.
Zenith: [huffs, but smiles] yeah.
Zenith: still 10% though.
Freefall joined the chat
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Really? Not even down to maybe even 8%? *Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous look on his face*
Zenith: mmmmm [considers for a moment] nope.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, what would I need to do to get it down to 8%?
Freefall: (i was not prepared for this chat)
Griffin: (sUP EVAN)
Jacquine: (It seems very quiet here)
Freefall: (DAX YOU DIDN'T WARN ME WELL ENOUGH I WAS NOT PREPARED)
Jacquine: (Apart from Zenith and Nathan)
Zenith: you could kiss me.
Zenith: that'd work.
Griffin: (WHAT i TOLD YOU)
Urban: im here!! jus t not contributing ))
Zenith: (i have no idea what you two mean)
Jacquine: (I am so confused)
Freefall: (you said it so casually "oh by the way nathan and kade are sexing in chat HERE LOOK AT THIS LIZARD VIDEO")
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh? What sort of kiss?
Griffin: (HAHAAHAHAHA)
Zenith: (we havent even done anything)
Zenith: (its just harmless flirting)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I mean, Nathan's in his underwear, but only because he burned his clothes off by accident.)
Jacquine: (that's been going on all day)
Zenith: (kade is totally naked though but thats not a surprise)
Freefall: (well...no thats normal)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (We all expect Kade to be naked.)
Zenith: this sort. [taps his lips]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I suppose I can give you that~ *Pulls Kade close and presses a quick kiss to his lips, grinning*
Zenith: [kisses back and puts an arm around his waist]
Zenith: hmm. nope, not 8. 9 maybe, but not quite 8.
Jacquine: (I'd like to contribute but this chat seems way to instense)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh? Hm, maybe this will lower it down more? *Presses another kiss to Kade's lips, this time lingering*
Urban: saME JAcquine ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Jacquine can always drop by and think they're saying hello again???)
Griffin: it's 2hot in here)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Sorry--)
Zenith: (hueheuheuehehehehe)
Jacquine: (I'm scared D: )
Jacquine: (They might do something to her )
Zenith: ([pats u] noooo)
Zenith: (although tbh we should keep jacquine out of this she doesnt need to see two naked guys kissing in a pool)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan would never do anything to Jacquine.)
Flora: (someone's gonna get laiiiiiiid)
Zenith: (neither would kade)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You're the naked one.)
Zenith: (for now)
Jacquine: (You say that but your both horny buggers >:I )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I'm not sure if Nathan's playing around or being serious any more, tbh--)
Zenith: [leans into the kiss]
Zenith: i. hm. yeah. that'll do it.
Jacquine: (Whatever you do, don't hold hands around Jacquine)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah? *Looks really satisfied with himself* So I'm only 8% now?
Zenith: mmmhm. [glances away for a moment, then smirks] wanna get it lower?
Zenith: (btw guys joule says hi)
Zenith: (she's at work and im kinda copy and pasting this whole thing to her)
Urban: omfg bles s ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Like this, you mean? *Begins to kiss Kade's neck*
Griffin: omg )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh lord-- At least she's not missing out on all of it.)
Zenith: (she's so happy this is happening)
Jacquine: (awww)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Does she ship it?)
Jacquine: (Something would be wrong if she didn't ship Kadnix)
Zenith: (KADNIX)
Jacquine: (That's the official name)
Jacquine: (That I just made up)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Kadnix?)
Zenith: ( Joule: (Joule ships it and absolutely wants Nathan to come join us in a 3 way ship) )
Jacquine: (right now)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Lotta gay sex in the future, I see--)
Zenith: nnngh- [tilts head to the side] y-yeah...
Jacquine: (Ii think there isn't a single act of straight sex in this mansion)
Jacquine: (Just the way GG likes it)
Zenith: ( we all queer as heck)
Zenith: (Joule also says that if Nathan goes dark side and attempts to hurt even a hair on Kade's head, there will be a hellish clash of physics and phoenix.)
Zenith: (h a h )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Softly kisses long the skin, occasionally nipping as he backs them up to the edge of the pool*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I have no idea what'll happen when Nathan goes dark tbh--)
Zenith: (neither do i and it's scary)
Freefall: (It'll probably be our villains fault, Kade)
Zenith: (very probably)
Jacquine: (This show is actually a matchmaking show for homo couples)
Freefall: (egging out pheonix)
Freefall: (secretly but no one but GG knows it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It's not even just egging out Phoenix, it's literally destroying who Nathan is.)
Zenith: (d o n O T)
Zenith: ( Joule: Kadnix. I like it. )
Zenith: ( Joule: also Koulenix. just saying )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Koulenix. I ship it.)
Zenith: (excellent)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (If it ever comes down to love though, Kade's the only none messed up one--)
Zenith: (compared to you two he's the most normal yep)
Zenith: [whines and runs his hands over his back]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Joule and Nathan: I don't love you. I just like the d game. Let's make out. <-- My interpretation?)
Jacquine: (Basically)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Trails the kisses up to Kade's jaw line, holding him close*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *mumbles softly* Now how evil am I?
Zenith: (preeetty much)
Zenith: [trying to form coherent sentences] mmm... s-six? maybe...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Six? Oh, that's a lot lower~ *Nibbles softly on Kade's earlobe* Almost back to start.
Jacquine: (Oh my god)
Zenith: mmh, yeah. [raises a hand to tangle his fingers in his hair] keep going.
Freefall: (well...I'm going to leave this...scene...temporari?ly...bbs guys)
Zenith: (TUTS JUST AS ITS GETTING GOOD)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles softly, pressing on, travelling back down Kade's neck, gently holding the other by the hips*
Zenith: (stay for the shooooooooooow)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Voyeurism?)
Zenith: (grab some popcorn. and maybe a kleenex.)
Zenith: [lets out a sigh, pressing against Nathan a little, his hand sliding down his back and into his pants]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums, and then without warning takes a deep breath and submerges himself to press kisses along Kade's stomach*
Zenith: [gasps sharply, hands going down to Nathan's head]
Griffin: (i work on a commission for two minutes and hoooooboy)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (The gif with the bananas is funny because all I can think of is them suddenly being blended into a smoothie--)
Zenith: (hueheuheuheuheuhe)
Zenith: (omFG)
Urban: saME THO NATHAN ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smirks, pressing his lips to the centre of Kade's stomach and blowing*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I have no idea why it's so funny, but it just is.)
Zenith: [twitches and grabs his hair]
Zenith: [speaking through his teeth] ngh- Nathan-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pops back up, chuckling slightly* You called?
Zenith: i swear to god i am this close to pinning you down and doing it myself
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* I'm sorry, but it was a golden opportunity~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Technically, it was a blow job.
Joule joined the chat
Zenith: [glares at him]
Joule: THATS IT
Zenith: (HOLY SHIT HI)
Joule: WHAT AM I MISSING OUT ON
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, looking over at Joule* Um...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Swimming?
Zenith: this. [grabs nathan and kisses him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Eyes widen comically, but kisses back because yo*
Griffin: (oh my god)
Jacquine: (And boom goes the dynamite)
Joule: Oh helLO
Zenith: [just keeps kissing him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Wraps his arms around Kade, continuing to kiss back*
Joule: I am so okay with this~
Urban: jesus )))
Zenith: [glances at Joule and smirks, then pushes Nathan against the edge of the pool, still kissing him]
Zenith: (this is beautiful)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks when he's suddenly against the edge of the pool but continues to kiss back*
Joule: [throws his clothes off and jumps in the pool, hanging back and watching them]
Zenith: (jOULE PLS)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is so confused right now, ahahaha.)
Joule: (It is beautiful.)
Zenith: (kade took his moment of surprise to turn the tables)
Joule: [How did you even MANAGE this you sly fox?]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He set Nathan on fire, tbh.)
Zenith: (yup. it was rather surprising for both of them.)
Joule: (literally)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (But I guess it's Nathan's doing that they're in the pool and kissing thoug--)
Zenith: [reaches down and pushes Nathan's pants down from his hips]
Zenith: (YEP.)
Zenith: ([chants] one of us)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Eyes widen again and pulls back from the kiss* Woah, there--
Freefall joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Zenith: [stops and bites his lip, resting his forehead on nathan's chest] nathan....you're the one who got me into this mess. you kinda need to do something about it.
Knight: i just finished herofall :'^D )
Griffin: (hey again evan LOL)
Griffin: (OMG KNIGHT GJ)
Zenith: (wb evan)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, just-- *Looks around to make sure there's no cameras around* I just don't want my dick on national 3V.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Welcome back to an even more terrible part, Evan!)
Zenith: [snorts] why? it's a great dick. i've seen it.
Freefall: (hello...omg...what did I miss jfc)
Zenith: (joule appeared and things are getting even steamier)
Freefall: (ok...well that tends to happen when Joule appears but...)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Remember freaky girl with a wall full of pictures of my crotch? *Shakes his head, sighing since he doesn't see any cameras*
Joule: I can do something about that.
Joule: I can make us invisible~
Zenith: [glances at Joule] please do.
Joule: Well. You.
Joule: Noooo problem~
Joule: [waves his hand, bending light around the pool]
Zenith: (kade doing anything to get laid lmao)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (And the prophesied pool sex has actually come true--)
Zenith: (as soon as it was mentioned it was set in stone)
Joule: (There was no way there wasn't going to be pool sex.)
Zenith: [winks at Joule] thanks babe. [kisses along Nathan's jaw] that better?
Joule: Mmm no problem... [watching intently]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Y-Yeah... Much. *Closes his eyes, tilting his head some what to give Kade better access*
Joule: (... is Joule going to do what I think he is is he oh gOD)
Zenith: (j o ULE)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (What is Joule going to do??)
Joule: (Poor innocent soul.)
Joule: (What do you do when you watch porn)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ooooh--)
Griffin: goddang guys )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Lot less kinkier than what I was thinking--)
Zenith: (he'll join in next time you watch)
Joule: (He doesn't want to invade Nathan's personal space after what happened.)
Zenith: (the Koulenix will be real)
Zenith: good. [kisses down Nathan's neck, to his chest, then ducks under the water to kiss his stomach and pull his pants off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh god-- *Bites down on his lower lip, opening his eyes slightly to watch Kade*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's not fully sure that Kade isn't going to exact revenge.)
Zenith: (i admit that he's totally thinking about it)
Zenith: (on the one hand, sweet revenge, on the other hand, he wants the d)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh the tough choices we all face.)
Joule: [lowers an air bubble to Kade's mouth]
Zenith: (omg bless u joule)
Zenith: (help him get that d)
Zenith: [mentally thanking Joule, he kisses lower, then stops and looks up at Nathan through the water with a devious smirk]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks down at Kade, waiting*
Zenith: [waits for a few more moments, then proceeds to put nathan's dick in his mouth. looking at him the whole time.]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Silently thanks every god he can think of, letting out a small moan*
Joule: [shamelessly reaches down his pants]
Zenith: (joule pls)
Joule: [makes sure he keeps supplying Kade with air]
Zenith: (im amused how it went from kade wanting to be sucked off to him actually DOING it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (How the tables have turned.)
Zenith: (he's good at doing that)
Joule: (... ahaha YES he is)
Zenith: [smiles a bit to himself and moves his head back and forth, placing his hands on nathan's hips]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Moans softly, letting his head roll back against the side of the pool*
Joule: [makes sure the pool remains off camera]
Joule: [keeps touching himself]
Zenith: [starts to move a bit faster, managing to get all of nathan's dick into his mouth]
Joule: [mutter] Impressive~
Joule: Mmmmm~
Zenith: (he's a trooper)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh... Oh my god-- *Pants slightly, letting out a whine trying to keep from moving his hips*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (That Kade can do that is like really impressive.)
Zenith: (no gag reflex aaayyy)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (More like yaaay--)
Zenith: [continues his ministrations, putting his tongue to use as well]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Lets out a groan, resting an arm on the pool edge so he doesn't accidentally sink to the bottom* Kaaade... Slugger--
Joule: [sends a little electric jolt through the pool]
Joule: [grins]
Zenith: (joule u lil shit)
Joule: (AHAHAHA)
Joule: (It is payback)
Zenith: [the shock doesnt exactly hurt but it causes kade to pretty much jam nathan's dick down his throat]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (What's it payback for??)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fuck! *Yelps, before moaning and sliding the the side of the pool a little bit*
Zenith: (kade may have kinda zapped joule during sex)
Zenith: (it happens)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ohmygod.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Don't zap Nathan's dick--)
Zenith: [nat you fucker i swear if i didnt have my mouth full right now]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (brb, supper!)
Zenith: [gets back to sucking, holding nathan against the wall of the pool with his hips]
Zenith: (noOOOOO you cant leave us like this)
Zenith: (...actually i will take this chance to brb)
Joule: [Nathan seems to have enjoyed it Kade~]
Joule: (Okay~)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Back!)
Joule: (Welcome back!)
Urban: wb!! ))
Joule: Oh my gosh Nathan playing his guitar for Joule is the most adorable thing)
Knight: wb )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Guitar buddies~)
Joule: You're such a quick poster omg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I type really really fast--)
Joule: (Yaaaay)
Zenith: (back~)
Joule: Welcome back!)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Welcome back!)
Zenith: (now where were we)
Zenith: (ah yes kade has a dick in his mouth)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Lets out another moan, going to entangle his fingers in Kade's hair, holding on for dear life to the side of the pool*
Zenith: [goes faster, spurred on by nathan's fingers in his hair, sliding his mouth nearly all the way off the other's dick, then swallowing it again]
Zenith: (now nathan what was that you said about great blowjobs)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, holy slugger-- *Bites down on his lower lip again trying to keep himself from moaning and whining as his breathing starts to hitch in his throat*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Wait until Nathan gets his turn--)
Joule: [Slugger this is hot]
Zenith: [tugs at Nathan's hips to try and fit even more of him into his mouth,- if that were even possible- pressing his tongue to the underside of his dick]
Zenith: (also probably trying hard not to ch o ke o n i t)
Joule: [lets out a moan, then remembers that Kade needs to breathe, and supplies him with air]
Zenith: (thank you, nat)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmm-- *Forces his eyes open to glance down at Kade, and then at Joule* En--Enjoyin' th--oh fuck-- show? *Closes his eyes again, letting out little gasps*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Please don't let Kade drown whilst sucking dick--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (It would leave Nathan permanently scared of getting bjs--)
Joule: M-more than... y-you could ever i-imagine~ [throws head back and moans]
Joule: (ahahahaa he gets distracted at times but he'd never forget Kade~)
Zenith: [glances up at Nathan and smirks around his mouthful of dick, taking a hand off the other's hips to wrap his fingers around it, following the movements of his head]
Zenith: (kade's so pleased with himself rn)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Everyone's pleased with Kade)
Joule: [parts the water slightly, so Kade can get a proper look of Nathan, and also a proper breath of air.]
Zenith: [aw thanks babe]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Groans, tightening his grip on Kade's hair slightly, trying to be mindful of his own enhanced strength* Shit, Kade-- Holy fuckkin' Hell...
Joule: [Damn right he's good.]
Zenith: (lauGHS now that the water is out of the way kade can hear the noise nathan's making)
Zenith: (he did the name thing)
Zenith: (thats like kade's kink)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I can't help but think of Joule as Moses parting the red sea--)
Zenith: [lets out a muffled moan of his own when Nathan says his name, sucking harder and faster]
Zenith: (PFFFT)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, Kade. Shit, ah, fuck-- *Starts to shake getting close, resting his head against the side of the pool* Almost-- So close... Oh, Kaade--
Zenith: (nathan pls dont burst into flames when you do)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He won't.)
Zenith: [oh fuck he keeps doing it]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (That would just be inconvenient. Bursting into flames when he comes every time-- masturbation would suck.)
Joule: (That really would suck. Also haha Joule as Moses. That is amazing.)
Zenith: [moaning some more at the sound of his name, he twists his fingers around Nathan's dick, then deep throats him again]
Zenith: (yeah i can imagine)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Can't hide burnt bed sheets--)
Joule: [F-fuck you two-] a-aaaAaaah
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, fuuuck-- *Moans out Kade's name before finally coming, going completely lax with only his arm on the side of the pool keeping him from sinking under, chest heaving*
Zenith: [swallows it all, leaving it so that the only thing that Nathan's dick is wet with his his saliva]
Zenith: [eventually comes back up, leans on Nathan's chest and just grins at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh my god... *Wraps his arms around Kade and nuzzles him* Definitely not evil, you are.
Zenith: [chuckles, with a self-satisfied smirk] mm no, i think that was rather nice of me.
Joule: [grins at them from where he's standing, wiping his hands and letting the water back down normally]
Zenith: [glances over at Joule] i see you enjoyed it, too
Joule: Mmmm.... Very much.
Joule: You are rather talented at that, Monsieur Kade~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fuck, yeah, he is... *Sighs happily letting his eyes fall shut*
Zenith: then we'll have to do this again sometime. you can pay me back.
Zenith: and Nat can join in.
Joule: ...
Joule: ....
Joule: N-no...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm down with that.
Joule: it... it's okay Kade....
Joule: Wait what
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You heard me. *Hums happily, probably ready to nod off*
Zenith: [has the biggest grin imaginable]
Joule: ....
Joule: Woah for real?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yup. *Pops the 'P'*
Zenith: [sniggers]
Zenith: totally won you over, huh?
Joule: Wait a second.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmhmm~
Joule: You're not just agreeing cause you feel sorry for me, are you? [squints eyes]
Zenith: (joule pls)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nah. I don't do pity sex.
Joule: (He can't believe that Nathan would AGREE TO THAT)
Joule: Good.
Joule: Just making sure.
Zenith: (dont question it joule)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, if someone broke a leg or something, I do pick-me up sex, but not pity.
Joule: I can break a leg
Zenith: i knew it. you're just as bad as we are.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't--
Joule: [grins and walks over to them]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I already have to keep Kade from injuring himself, don't start as well--
Joule: [well half swims anyway]
Joule: Don't worry, I take care of myself~
Joule: Only got one body huh? [winks]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Thank God... Yeah, jus' one body.
Zenith: [rolls his eyes at both of them]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Unless you're me. I secretly have a spare in m' closet.
Zenith: yeah, Nathan, that's kiiiiinda creepy.
Joule: Can I have a look sometime~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shh. Humour isn't good after fun.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sure, Joule.
Joule: Then we can come out of the closet together. Ahahaa
Zenith: [snorts]
Zenith: [rests his head against Nathan's chest and laughs]
Joule: I'm so funny
Zenith: you're both dorks.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles softly, opening his eyes* I hear it's plenty of fun in there though. Why leave?
Joule: *funny
Joule: I'm sure it's fun if you're in there with us two [devious grin]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We'll need a big closet.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Can't fit three guys our size into a small closet.
Zenith: then i suppose the bedroom will have to do.
Joule: If we must
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): After the pool that'll be a lil' vanilla. *Hums softly*
Zenith: we can make things more interesting, don't you worry.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): An' I can boss you around like was suggested earlier? *Smirks slightly*
Zenith: mmhm, sure.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sweet~
Joule: Oooo can I boss you around?
Zenith: [chuckles] whatever you want, babe.
Joule: Actually no, you boss me around Kade~
Zenith: [laughs] alright. cmon, help me get hot shot here out of the water before he falls asleep in it.
Joule: 'Kay. [makes Nathan float]
Joule: Should be easier to move now
Joule: Tie him on a string so you don't lose him.
Zenith: pfffft. he's not a balloon, Nat.
Joule: [climbs out of the pool, butt naked]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't let the cameras see me naked-- *Grumbles slightly about suddenly floating*
Joule: You did just blow him
Zenith: .... good point.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fuckin' awesomely, might I add?
Joule: Yeaaah he's pretty good.
Zenith: aw, thanks.
Joule: I mean he's alright [wink]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A+ in bj school.
Joule: Dooon't worry, I'm bending light around us.
Zenith: yeah, im the best at sucking dick. it's a gift.
Zenith: [helps Nathan get out of the pool]
Joule: I'll need more convincing before I agree you're the best.
Joule: [returns normal gravity to Nathan]
Zenith: [snorts] what, you want a contest?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm probably th' best--
Zenith: tch, yeah, you still gotta prove that one.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fuckin' oral fixation-- where's my underwear?
Joule: Guys guys, it's cool.
Zenith: [waves hand at pool] over there, somewhere.
Joule: You can both give me one.
Joule: And I'll tell you who's the best.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): When I get m' brain back, you're on.
Zenith: damn right.
Zenith: just so you know, im gonna win.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You wish.
Zenith: (i was not kidding when i said he's competetive)
Joule: This is my favourite contest ever.
Zenith: (*competitive )
Joule: (Joule knows that and is taking full advantage of it.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (So's Nathan when it comes down to it. He's stubborn.)
Zenith: (this is gonna make joule very happy)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Competitive dick sucking is always the best--)
Zenith: [goes and finds his clothes, which are still wet]
Zenith: eh. [shrugs and decides to stay naked]
Joule: [does not complain about this, also naked]
Joule: Nathan, the noises you made were kinda hot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm' not goin' back in th' pool. *Blinks, nodding* Everything 'bout me is hot.
Zenith: seriously.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): People need to realize this applies to, like, everythin'.
Joule: And darling, so were your reactions to [leans in and moans his name into his ear]
Joule: Haha I can handle a little extra heat.
Zenith: ngh- Naaaat
Joule: [grins] Yes darling?~
Joule: [does it again]
Zenith: [suppresses a whine] if you're gonna do that, you better be willing to follow up.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles, watching them and sits down*
Joule: With what exactly? [grins and gives him a soft kiss on the cheek]
Zenith: this started with me wanting a blowjob, and i ended up giving one.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sorry, but I was gunna too, but then you did stuff--
Zenith: [chuckles and waves a hand] eeeh, that's alright. i'll save it for later.
Joule: I can always see to that if you ask nicely darling~ [plays with his hair, staring at him with the widest, silliest, brightest smile]
Zenith: [smirks] thought you said you wanted me to order you around?
Joule: Tonight~ [winks]
Joule: As if you wouldn't order me to give you a blow job, please
Joule: [still grinning like an idiot]
Joule: [that seems to happen a lot around Kade]
Zenith: good point. [chuckles and kisses him]
Zenith: [takes his hand] c'mon. [leads him over to Nathan, sitting down next to him]
Zenith: (youre part of this threeway now nathan you can't escape it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Oh no-- He accidentally joined a sex cult.))
Zenith: (we totally saw it coming)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Flops onto his back, smiling slightly*
Joule: (It is the best thing)
Joule: ... Hey.
Joule: [still a little sheepish around Nathan, though hopes Kade doesn't notice.]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Where did Nathan stray off the beaten path?)
Joule: (The two of them are just that hot)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Damn right. Nathan's sexuality just crumbled around them.)
Zenith: (so proud of them)
Zenith: [chuckles and runs a hand through Nathan's hair]
Zenith: Nat, i think we won him over.
Zenith: or rather, I won him over.
Zenith: with my amazing dick sucking skills.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Let's out a happy sound, smiling* Yeah. Curse you both.
Joule: Yeah I didn't really do much...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You watchin' was pretty hot.
Joule: Way to go darling.
Joule: ...
Joule: O-oh.
Zenith: [nudges Nat with elbow] um, you kept me from drowning. and yeah. it was pretty hot.
Joule: [blush] Okay then
Joule: Ifyou say so.
Zenith: [sniggers and puts an arm around him]
Joule: .... [breaks into another happy grin as if he has no control over his mouth]
Joule: [plays with Nathan's hair]
Zenith: (they love you nathan)
Joule: [glances at Kade, biting his lip]
Joule: (Joule is very fond of Nathan.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs happily, letting his eyes fall shut*
Joule: (He doesn't hold grudges at all either so he really doens't mind the fights)
Joule: [catches himself staring at Kade's face and glances away]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is probably fond of both of them. They're playing with his hair~ Nathan is always affected by fights, but it's because he's always scared that the other person will hate him.)
Zenith: [smiles at Nathan, then glances at Nat just in time to catch him staring]
Zenith: [raises an eyebrow]
Zenith: ...hmm?
Zenith: (im actually really glad that kade hasn't had any big fights with...anyone other than joule lmao)
Zenith: (he DOES hold grudges)
Zenith: (for a long time)
Joule: (Shhh he hasn't had his fight with Joule yet)
Joule: (That's in the future. Shhh)
Joule: (The the heartbreaking future.)
Zenith: (right sorry shshshshshshshh)
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Part 2 of the Koulenix.

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:36 am

there's a bit from the end missing but i got most of it.

obligatory dick joke:
Joule: [can't stop his cheeks turning pink] Nothing. [glances at the floor]
Joule: (but it's okaaay because eventually Kade will see how much Nat cares~)
Zenith: ( a h a h a h a )
Zenith: mmmm, doesn't look like nothing.
Joule: (maybe we should post it in the RP planning board..... or keep it secret to break everyone's hearts instantly)
Zenith: (hmmm that's a tough one)
Joule: Oh yeah...? [averts his gaze] What does it look like? [still playing with Nathan's hair]
Rush joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Zenith: you were staaaring~ [playfully kisses his neck]
Joule: Was not [blush]
Joule: (yo rush)
Rush: (what up)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Hello!)
Zenith: (heeeey)
Zenith: yes you weeere.
Joule: (Well Nathan's penis was up.)
Zenith: (HAHAHAHA)
Rush: (omfg)
Joule: Tsk [turns to look him in the eyes] Yeah well what if I were?
Joule: You shouldn't be so slugging beautiful should you? [pout]
Joule: I mean.
Joule: Um.
Joule: er
Zenith: [blinks]
Zenith: [smiles and kisses him]
Joule: ...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Opens his eyes and looks at both of them, raising an eyebrow before closing his eyes again*
Joule: [okay then]
Zenith: (omg nathan)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (What?)
Joule: (Oh yes. Nathan is one of us now. tis called Koulenix.)
Zenith: (pretending to be asleep)
Zenith: (u cute)
Joule: [feels light-headed]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's not pretending, he just doesn't want to have his eyes open. He's bein' lazy~)
Zenith: [pulls Nat over to him with one arm, the other hand still playing with Nathan's hair]
Zenith: (d'awwww)
Rush: (dis is so cute)
Joule: [happily moves closer to Kade]
Joule: [hand falls to Nathan's chest, stroking it]
Joule: (OH MY GOSH Nathan wanting to teach Joule about physics is the cutest thing ever.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly, relaxing against all the touching*
Zenith: (i knOW omfg u all cuties )
Zenith: [places a soft kiss on Nat's ear] hmm. this is nice. kinda glad you came out of nowhere like that. [chuckles]
Joule: Came out of nowhere ahaha
Joule: (I want a physics book written how Joule explains physics.)
Zenith: [snorts] you're hilarious.
Joule: I know right? It's one of my many virtues.
Joule: Gonna do comedy on stage one day. It's on my bucket list [grins]
Zenith: oh yeah? i'll hold you to that.
Joule: You'll have to wait a while, it's number 235.
Joule: Almost halfway through.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Opens his eyes* 235 things is a lot of things for a bucket list.
Joule: I said that's halfway through. The whole thing is 500~
Joule: Yeah but there's so much to do Nathan!!
Joule: I don't want to miss out on anything!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you're trying to do everything, won't you miss out on the things that you didn't think to put on your list though?
Zenith: [laughs] that's a pretty big bucket list. what else is on there?
Joule: I'll do those thing too, I'm not going to miss out on anything.
Joule: I plan on living my life to the fullest cool
Joule: Uuuh... lots of things...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Live each day like the last and all that. *Hums*
Joule: Have my own superhero movie, fund a new superman movie and play superman...
Joule: ...
Joule: Yeah
Joule: That.
Zenith: hmm. i get get behind that idea.
Joule: Exactly [smiles]
Zenith: *can get
Zenith: you'd make a great superman, Nat.
Joule: Haha haven't we already agreed you'll be my damsel in distress?
Joule: [blink]
Joule: You really think so?!!?!
Zenith: [laughs at his reaction because its too adorable] duh.
Joule: ohmygosh
Joule: [wide grin]
Joule: So yeah.
Joule: Lots of things.
Joule: OH YEAH.
Joule: There's another one actually.
Joule: I was hoping to do it one of these days.
Joule: I can only do this at summer
Zenith: oh yeah? what's that?
Joule: ....
Joule: Er
Joule: Nevermind
Zenith: noooo, now i wanna know even more [nudges him]
Joule: ...
Joule: So every summer there's these... meteor showers, right?
Zenith: [nods]
Joule: ...
Joule: [realises how corny this must sound out loud and cringes]
Joule: So... I... kinda...
Zenith: wanna go see?
Zenith: [grins]
Joule: ... I kinda want to spent the night watching one and trap as many of their lights as possible in jars.
Joule: [Yup. That was definitely corny.]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You want to catch their lights in jars?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Can you do that?
Zenith: [smiles and chuckles softly] not the point, nathan.
Zenith: i think it's a nice idea.
Zenith: you should do it, Nat.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What, no, I'm just trying to say it would be really cool if you could have a jar of comet light.
Zenith: pffft. wow.
Zenith: nerds.
Zenith: ...we can do it together, if you like.
Rush: (this is cute as hell)
Joule: Yeah of course I can do that.
Rush: (i just)
Joule: ....
Joule: We... we can...? I mean... you would do that...?
Rush: (cant handle it)
Joule: (They are such nerds)
Joule: When I was little I used to collect lights from stars in little bottles.
Joule: But stars were easy, they just lie there. Comets are more challenging.
Zenith: yeah, of course. [shakes his head] if anyone would wanna bottle stars, it'd be you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It would be really cool to have spare comet light laying around-- They're actually an energy source for me.
Zenith: see? it's a cool idea. nathan can come too. we'll all catch stars. or comets. [chuckles] adorable nerds.
Joule: W-what's that supposed to mean? [half pouts, half smiles at Kade]
Joule: Oooh are they? Then I'll make sure to catch extra ones!
Zenith: it means that i'm not surprised, is all.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah! Anything from space generally gives me an energy boost. *Glances at Kade* You're a nerd too.
Joule: ... I just... find stars exciting. And comets. And history. And physics. And pools. And parties. And- everything.
Zenith: tch. [pokes nathan playfully] no way im totally cool.
Joule: Pffff. [touches his hair, freezing it over] yeah now you're cool
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're the biggest nerd here. Spirit bomb, Charizard. *Smiles, watching their antics*
Zenith: [slaps a hand at Nat and shakes his head]
Zenith: i- okay yeah. i'm a nerd.
Joule: [laughs]
Zenith: [tries to rub the ice out of his hair]
Joule: [places a warm hand on Kade's cheek]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Closes his eyes again, humming softly*
Joule: [warms him up, melting the ice off]
Zenith: mm. thank you. [moves his face to kiss Nat's hand]
Joule: [keeps it warm]
Joule: [makes the hand stroking Nathan's chest warmer too]
Joule: Another one's I want to travel the world.
Joule: But using just my powers.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Opens his eyes to stare up at Joule* Are you sure?
Joule: [stares back] Yes
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Frowns slight but nods*
Zenith: [glances down at Nathan, then at Nat] shouldn't be too hard to do. [shrugs] as long as you take breaks. i guess.
Zenith: (kade no)
Joule: One day I'll be good enough to do this.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You better be. Send me lots of pictures too.
Joule: I used to dream of one day being able to go back in time to relive some moments in history.
Joule: Ahaha I will! [grins]
Zenith: now that would be awesome.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I've seen enough sci-fi to say you shouldn't go back in time.
Zenith: watch all the old superhero movies when they come out.
Joule: YESSSS
Zenith: (NERDS)
Joule: Haha but unfortunately my time control powers aren't up for it [grins]
Joule: I'll just have to wait for people to invent a time machine.
Zenith: [shrugs] you probably have enough money to pay someone to do that.
Joule: That's a very good idea.
Joule: But....
Joule: I'm kinda saving up
Joule: ... for another item on the list
Zenith: hmm?
Zenith: don't leave us hanging, Nat.
Rush: (i have to go byee~)
Zenith: (byeee!)
Joule: (bye bye Ruuuush. May the fluff be with you)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Bye!)
Joule: Uh... well....
Joule: I want to make a Superman island.
Joule: Theme park and all.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You just won the ultimate nerd title.
Zenith: [stares at him]
Zenith: yeah. you're officially the biggest nerd here.
Zenith: [nudges him in the side]
Joule: [lop sided grin]
Joule: Yeah well. I'm rich.
Zenith: a superman island would be slugging awesome, though.
Joule: What have you got to say for your nerdiness?
Joule: HELL YES it would
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm not a nerd--
Joule: If you two are really nice to me i'll invite you over one day
Joule: Pffff Nathan
Zenith: [prods Nathan in the chest] yeah no you totally are
Joule: You're not fooling anyone
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No I'm not. I'm... I'm just a bad hipster?
Zenith: mr physics degree.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nothing wrong with liking science!
Joule: (Do you actually know all the physics things you are telling Joule in the topic or are you using google because I am so attracted to you right now)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I actually know it.)
Zenith: (hAH)
Zenith: (omg that is awesome)
Joule: (fff)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Did IB Physics. I should know some stuff--)
Joule: ([fans self])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Attempts to sexily tear shirt off, but that doesn't work out, ahahaha*)
Joule: (Yeah so did I, or at leas the Greek equivalent, and I used to know this stuff, but I can't remember a single thing 5 years later.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ahahaha, I'm a physics/history/psychology junkie, man.)
Joule: Nah science is cool.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): See? Joule agrees with me.
Joule: (I like you)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He can sit at the awesome table with me.
Zenith: oh my god you're both nerds
Joule: cool
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We're not nerds. We're just awesome!
Joule: Sweetheart, I invented to awesome table.
Zenith: (he says while actually being really damn interested in engineering and geology)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, well, I made it hot.
Zenith: (you will never get him to admit it)
Zenith: pffff. can't believe i've had sex with two of the biggest nerds on the planet.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The two hottest nerds.
Zenith: ...yeah yeah, i'll give you that.
Joule: [flexes his muscles]
Joule: Oh yeah~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'd flex as well, but I'm too comfy...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Imagine I just flexed and it was glorious--
Joule: Ooooh Nathan~ [mocking moan]
Zenith: mmh, yeah. nearly rivals Nat's.
Zenith: so turned on right now
Joule: Heeey
Zenith: i said nearly
Joule: ... fine.
Joule: So, don't you guys have your own lists
Joule: ?
Zenith: eh. [shrugs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uh... *Frowns* No.
Joule: But there's so much to do! How do you keep track?
Zenith: [glances down at Nathan, decides that he does look comfy, and proceeds to lie down with his head resting on him]
Zenith: mmm, dunno?
Zenith: [pulls Nat by the arm to get him to come lie down with them]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't really need to keep track...
Zenith: never really seemed that important. if i wanted to do a thing, i'd just go do it. i guess.
Joule: [snuggles down next to him]
Joule: What?
Joule: But isn't there anything you really want to do before you die?
Zenith: [just shrugs]
Zenith: ive never really thought about it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chooses to stay silent*
Joule: Oh...
Joule: [looks away]
Zenith: i kinda... its like. you could die any day of the week, right?
Joule: ...
Joule: Yeah. I. I guess.
Zenith: so i dont think about it like that. youd wake up dead, and youd be like, well damn, i didnt get to do that thing.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You can't wake up dead--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Unless you're a zombie.
Zenith: [nudges nathan with elbow] you know what i mean.
Joule: [remains silent]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* Yeah... I do...
Joule: [after a bit] Yeah. Well.
Zenith: point is, i live one day at a time. so that i wont have time to regret.
Joule: That isn't going to happen to me
Zenith: pfft. yeah.
Zenith: you're totally immortal.
Joule: I intend to live forever~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sounds like that would be boring...
Joule: Haha maybe I'll pay someone to find a way to make me so, you never know!
Joule: Boring?
Joule: What are you talking about?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, if you were immortal, then everyone passes on. What would you do without me or Kade?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Be unawesome, that's what.
Joule: [shrugs] I'd find someone else.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, my heart! *Dramatically clutches his chest*
Joule: I mean you guys are awesome.
Zenith: [is quiet for a moment]
Joule: But life's life.
Zenith: [lets out a half laugh]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah.. It is..
Zenith: yeah. shit happens.
Joule: [I would miss you.]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I don't think people really understand how terrible immortality would be though...
Joule: I don't think people really understand what life is worth though.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): There's a reason why death exists though.
Joule: It's a shitty reason.
Joule: It can exist for everyone else for all I care, but I wanna live forever.
Zenith: [sighs] both life and death can suck.
Joule: Your life is what you make of it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles humorlessly* I suppose...
Zenith: ...hm. yeah.
Joule: If it sucks then that's your fault and it's up to you to turn it around.
Joule: Death on the other hand... you don't get a say in that. And that sucks.
Zenith: ....some people get a say, Nat.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Some people never get the option.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Idly rubs at his neck*
Joule: Yeah. Some don't get a say.
Zenith: (im going to lie down and d i e)
Joule: (That's close to the subject of the talk)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Mumbles* I can give them a say.
Zenith: [gives Nathan a baffled look]
Joule: [blink] What?
Zenith: what does that mean?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm, nothing.
Joule: No what did you say?
Joule: Nathan?
Joule: Nathan what did you mean?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nothing you guys need to concern yourselves with.
Joule: Nathan!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's... I don't want to talk about it.
Joule: ....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's complicated and stupid.
Joule: [suddenly wishes Kade wasn't there]
Zenith: [shrugs] alright.
Joule: [so he could talk to Nathan openly about it]
Joule: [stares at him]
Joule: [eyes fixed on Nathan]
Zenith: ...Nat, you're staring.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Tries to ignore Joule's gaze*
Joule: ..... [looks away]
Joule: [Did he say he could 'give them a say'?]
Joule: [What did that mean?]
Joule: [Could he actually...?]
Zenith: ([punches self repeatedly in the face because it would probably hurt less than this])
Joule: (Yes but Joule confusing 'vector' with Adobe Illustrator tho)
Zenith: (omfg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (The poor little baby--)
Zenith: [sighs and shifts to get more comfortable]
Zenith: hope you dont mind, but i think im gonna stay here on you for a bit, Nathan.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, go ahead. *Increases his body temperature slightly*
Joule: [makes an ice cube and places it on Nathan's chest]
Joule: (god yes. Why don't you. How dare you not speak Greek)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Doesn't even shiver, instead letting it melt*
Zenith: [snorts] Nat
Joule: Ehehe look at it go.
Zenith: you two, i swear.
Joule: (YOU ARE SCARED OF GERMAN AND CHOSE GREEK? PFfffffff you fabulous person.)
Joule: What about us two?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's jealous we're so hot.
Zenith: yes. that's exactly it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nailed it.
Joule: Literally.
Joule: [traces circles on Kade's chest, finger warm verging on hot]
Joule: (Amazing.)
Zenith: [slaps half heartedly at Nat's finger]
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Urban and Flora being cute. Kade and Nathan are there as well.

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:39 am

dick joke:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I am.
Flora: we cant tell anyone abou thte sex alley
Urban: u see. ... i told u
Flora: oh,,,
Urban: wow. nice one
Urban: ridiculous
Flora: B[
Urban: ffs still
Urban: nathan help me out here
Urban: no sunglasses for libra
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Uh, sure. Yeah, no sunglasses Libra.
Urban: thank you
Flora: BBBBBB[
Urban: ugh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wearing sunglasses leads to hitting on people even though they are visibly not okay with it. Do you want that to happen, Libra?
Flora: im not joule i am offended
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): But you will become Joule if you wear sunglasses.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sunglasses changes people.
Urban: its true. were only doing whats best for you here
Urban: B^)
Flora: :0
Flora: yall suck
Urban: nah im great
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Joule once was a nice guy, but then he did sunglasses only once--
Zenith: you talking about my boyfriend
Flora: God I'm never going to even look at sunglasses again
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sunglasses also have a bad affect on your health. They make people run into poles. Or at least they do that to me.
Urban: see. no sunglasses allowed
Flora: You also burst into flames when you sneeze.
Zenith: omg
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, well--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You make me sneeze?
Zenith: yeah you know what libra you get to keep the glasses
Urban: no glasses.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm part bird, I got distracted by a shiny--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No sunglasses.
Zenith: yes
Zenith: sunglasses
Urban: no.
Zenith: yes
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No. Kade, water.
Zenith: nO
Flora: They have heart shaped sunglasses....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Then beHAVE.
Urban: no sunglasses libra.
Urban: none.
Zenith: [grabs sunglasses and holds them on libra's face]
Zenith: yes
Urban: wOW
Flora: Heart shaped sunglasses....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Heart shaped ones will turn you into a terrible college hipster who only plays Wonderwal-- *Sprays Kade*
Zenith: he deserves them
Zenith: nATHAN
Flora: I deserve these
Urban: he deserves nothing of the sort
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I warned you, Kade.
Urban: i had the sunglasses first
Zenith: [glare]
Zenith: yeah but libra looks better with them
Zenith: sorry not sorry
Urban: wow okay u wanna fight huh
Flora: I want to be a cool kid like Urban
Zenith: yeah you wanna go
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't get into fights--
Urban: ill beat u up punk
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You were doing so well, Kade. *Pouts*
Zenith: ..did you just use the words 'cool' and 'urban' in the same sentence
Urban: wOW KADe
Zenith: HAHAHA
Urban: im really cool though its true. i can understand wanting to be like me
Urban: still no sunglasses
Zenith: youre mean, urban
Zenith: not letting the cute guy have sunglasses
Zenith: so mean
Flora: if you loved me you'd let me wear sunglasses
Urban: im lovely i dont know what youre talking about
Zenith: yeah see
Urban: im not letting you wear sunglasses weve established this
Zenith: so mean
Urban: no
Zenith: yes
Urban: no
Zenith: yeees
Urban: stop that
Zenith: mm nope
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade, don't interfere in matters that don't concern you--
Urban: yeah kade
Zenith: hey im just trying to help the little guy have sunglasses here
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Arayda already wants your head on a plate. Don't get Urban after you as well--
Urban: hes not getting anY SUnglasses
Zenith: ok fine
Flora: i just want sunglasses
Flora: no not fine
Urban: too bad
Zenith: its ok libra you can have my goggles instead
Zenith: goggles are way cooler
Urban: sure they are kade ok
Flora: are they kinda like sunglasses?
Zenith: way cooler than YOURS
Urban: WOW
Zenith: yeah theyre tinted red and totally awesome
Urban: youre so wrong my sunglasses are banging
Flora: red doesn't go with green...
Urban: probably the best sunglasses ever really
Zenith: nah red goes with everything
Flora: i'll look like christmas
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, look! Fanmail!
Urban: woah really
Zenith: way to segway into another subject, nathan
Flora: My fans want me to have sunglasses...
Urban: no they dont
Urban: the only people who want you to have sunglasses are you and kade
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Someone has to try and keep the peace around here--
Zenith: yeah well those are the only opinion that matter in this
Zenith: dont listen to him libra ill get you some sunglasses
Flora: true...
Urban: hilarious joke man
Urban: really funny
Flora: thank you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Do those packages look like they have sweaters in them?
Urban: ...d o they ...
Urban inches over towards the fanmail
Flora snatches fanmail
Zenith: urban who the hell keeps sending you these
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Mission success*
Urban: my hundreds of fans obviously
Flora: they're clearly for mE
Flora: mINE
Urban: did you just take the whole pile
Urban: seriously
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Yeah, his hundreds of fans and not at all Nathan--*
Urban: im going to kick your teeth in
Zenith: nathan the kids are fighting
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm pretty sure the packages will say who they're for--
Flora: They're for me.
Urban: no seriously i will break your nose
Flora: Not Urban
Urban: dont test me on this
Zenith: dont make me confiscate them
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I am PRETTY SURE that there are some for EACH of you
Flora: i step on your face.
Flora: *i will opps
Urban: good luck getting up there
Zenith: if you kids cant share im gonna take them all
Urban: too short to reach that far really
Urban: you will do no such thing kade
Flora: who will be your friend when i am dead...
Flora: ask yourself that...
Urban: wow
Zenith: WOW
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Wow.
Flora: wow
Urban: still. sweaters are probably worth it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ....
Zenith: okay yeah im confiscating them
Zenith: [swipes the fanmail]
Urban: kaDE NO
Zenith: [holds it all above his head]
Griffin joined the chat
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade--- Run.
Zenith: GOOD LUCK REACHING IT
Urban: KADE
Zenith: [runs]
Urban: WOW YOU FUCK
Urban sprints after him
Zenith: [with fanmail still over his head]
Griffin: (bonsoir)
Urban: he Y ))
Flora stares at his hands where the fanmail once was
Zenith: you cant catch me cutie your legs are too small
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Hello-- Welcome to the mad house*
Flora: (ello)
Urban: FUCK YOU
Zenith: (heeeey)
Griffin: (omg what's going on)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Sweater wars.)
Zenith: (they were arguing about who gets the sweaters so kade intervened)
Zenith: THEYRE ALL MINE NOW
Griffin: (that's going in the history books)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Even though the sweaters are given to a certain person--)
Urban: IM GOING TO PULL YOUR INTESTINES OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH
Flora lol uses his plant powers to snare kade's foot with a vine
Zenith: !
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sneezes*
Zenith: [trips and falls on face]
Urban: HA
Zenith: w o w
Urban: ahahahaha
Flora: tHEY'RE MINE
Urban: nO LIBRA
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Okay, yeah, time to intervene. *Walks over and picks up the fanmail, handing Urban his and sliding Libra his*
Zenith: [gets up and still holds them above his head]
Zenith: nO
Zenith: NATHAN
Zenith: I WAS HAVING FUN
Zenith: you suck
Urban: ...oh ok
Urban: that works too i guess
Flora: it's okay urban i'll share with you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He was going to rip your intestines out through your mouth, Kade.
Zenith: oh so now you share
Zenith: no he wasnt
Urban: i was going to do that
Zenith: he cant take me
Urban: you wanna bet
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm pretty sure these guys are serious about sweaters.
Zenith: yeah i bet you all your sweaters
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No more fighting!
Urban: what do i get if i win
Zenith: im not really gonna fight him, nathan, jeeze
Zenith: uuuh
Zenith: i dunno what would you wanty
Zenith: *want
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs heavily*
Urban: i dont know but it has to be good man. im not risking my sweaters for nothing
Zenith: how do i even negotiate with that arent you like rich enough to buy me?
Urban: i havent got anything else to wear if i lose those
Zenith: ..wait yes actually thats a good idea
Zenith: if you win ill be your servant
Urban: hmm
Flora: if you die can i have your sweaters
Urban: if i die kades getting my sweaters. fortunately we all know im absolutely going to win so it wont come to that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Just stares at Kade*
Zenith: nathan dont look at me like that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I will look at you however I want.
Zenith: its okay libra, you can have some of the sweaters
Herald: lol woops i'm so distracted ;v;
Flora: kade is a better person than you urban...
Zenith: aw thanks
Zenith: man i need a nickname for you
Urban: wow harsh libra
Urban: its fine i know you dont mean it
Urban: no need to apologise
Zenith: something pretty
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Everyone can get sweaters, I just need to get more yar--
Zenith: no he doesnt need to apologise because its true
Flora: I wasn't going to apologize anyways...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I mean, please stop this madness.
Urban: yeah you were
Zenith: what was that nathan
Flora: no...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nothing.
Urban: ...nathan?
Zenith: hmmmmm?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I said nothing.
Zenith: pretty sure you were about to say you need to get more of something
Zenith: so that everyone can have sweaters.
Urban: naaaaathan???
Zenith: nathan is there something you want to tell us
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. Patience. Because you're on my last nerves and I will burn them?
Zenith: nono it began with a Y
Zenith: a Y A
Urban: please dont burn the sweaters
Urban: ill be good i promise
Zenith: nathan
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks* I think you misheard me, Kade.
Flora: if you burn them i will cry...
Zenith: i dont think i did
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes you did.
Zenith: [just grins at him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glares in return*
Urban: im lost
Urban: the sweaters arent being burnt right
Urban: we arent doing that are we
Zenith: no no, no sweaters are being burned
Urban: thats not going to happen
Zenith: the sweaters are safe
Urban: ok
Zenith: nathan would never be that mean
Urban: good
Zenith: would you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I wouldn't ever burn them.
Urban: alright then
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I was gunna say yarmulkes earlier, by the way, Kade.
Zenith: mmhm yeah sure
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe I'm conservatively Jewish. Ever think about that?
Zenith: mmmmmhmmmmm.
Zenith: its ok your secret is safe with me
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What secret? I have no secrets. I'm an open book.
Zenith: sure, nathan. sure.
Urban: im feeling excluded from the conversation and i dont like it. lets make it about me again
Zenith: aw sorry cutie
Urban: dont call me that
Zenith: [cringes] right. sorry. forgot.
Flora: only i'm allowed to call him that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pats Kade on the head* Really proud of you.
Urban: s'ok
Zenith: thanks, hot shot.
Zenith: but really now i need a new nickname
Urban: no you really dont
Zenith: yeah i do everybody gets nicknames
Urban: no
Zenith: yes
Flora: I didn't get one~
Flora: i'm special
Urban: yeah youre certainly something
Zenith: libra actually i think im gonna call you sprout.
Urban: no longer special. how upsetting
Flora: you're just jealous, urban
Urban: jealous of what the fact your new nicknames sprout? i dont think so bud
Flora: bud....like a flower bud?
Zenith: [sniggers[ bud
Zenith: wow that was way better than mine
Zenith: nice one
Flora: that's really sweet nathan....
Urban: ...tha ts not what i meant. my humours more refined than that
Urban: dont twist my words
Zenith: youre both adorable holy shit
Urban: ew no
Zenith: but you are though
Urban: no
Zenith: mmhmm
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kade, don't anger him--
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Short people have bad tempers, and good aim.
Zenith: im not angering him im telling him he's cute
Urban: youre definitely angering me
Flora: he's very cute
Zenith: see?
Urban: libra no
Urban: stop that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs* Yes, but he obviously doesn't want to be called cute.
Flora: you are!
Urban: UGH
Urban throws hands up dramatically
Zenith: [sniggers]
Flora snuggles up to urban
Urban: unbelievable
Flora: shhh stop being dumb
Urban pushes libra away
Urban: no
Flora: you're being dumb
Urban: no
Flora: stop it
Urban: im being great. as always
Zenith: oh my god look at them
Urban: shut up kade
Zenith: nathan look at them and tell me they're not adorable
Flora is very unimpressed
Urban: nathan tell kade to shut up
Griffin: you guys are so cute omg )
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Continuation of above. Floran and Kadnix everywhere.

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:41 am

d iCK JOOOOOKE:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): They are, but I don't think Urban wants us commenting on it--
Urban: wOW YOU TOO HUH
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Come on, let's go find something to distract you with, Kade--
Zenith: HAH
Zenith: like what?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I dunno... What would you like to do?
Flora: see everyone thinks you're cute urban, just admit it
Urban: shut up everyones wrong
Zenith: i dunno this is kinda fun it'd have to be something good
Flora: you're being dumb again
Urban: im never dumb
Flora: always dumb
Urban: wow harsh much
Zenith: you are being kinda dumb, urban
Zenith: you cute
Flora: but it's very endearing
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Um... *Brow furrows as he tries to think of something* Sparring session? Movie? Nap? Reading?
Zenith: that's not even a bad thing
Zenith: i...
Urban: im going to stab everyone in this room. no survivors
Zenith: ...movie?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, movie.
Zenith: can we watch xmen?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sure, which one?
Zenith: first class because magneto is hot in it
Flora: im your friend! friends don't stab friends!
Zenith: (he doesnt have an obsession)
Urban: everyone else is going to wake up tomorrow 'haha where's kade gone?? what happened to nathan?? anyone seen libra???' no. and you arent going to see them again
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles and nods* Alright, we'll watch first class. Now, come on before Urban snaps--
Urban: ever
Zenith: yessss
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can't die, Urban, that's the kicker--
Zenith: [waves at urban as he runs to leave] BYE CUTIE
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Follows Kade quickly*
Flora boops urban's nose
Flora: stop being dumb
Urban sticks middle finger up at kade
Urban: i can be whatever i want
Flora: shhh
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Short people are terrifying--
Urban: dont tell me what to do
Zenith: yeah but theyre cute at the same time
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not when they can hit you in the dick so easily.
Zenith: like angry puppies
Zenith: ....good point
Flora: i was being honest when i said i would share...
Flora: though i think you'd just take mine anyways
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. See? Logic. Now let's watch the movie and pray there's no bloodshed.
Zenith: okay but IM getting the popcorn
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm fine with that--
Urban: look if you just leave things around your room theyre going to go missing
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'll try to set everything up.
Urban: i cant be blamed for what happens
Zenith: 'try'. haha. well you managed it last time so i have confidence in you
Zenith: [goes off to make popcorn]
Flora: i didn't know people would sneak around my room when i wasn't there~
Flora: atleast water the plants or something
Urban: get a better lock and then maybe they wouldnt
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's always easier the second time-- *Starts on setting it up, doing so a lot quicker because Yay! Super memory--*
Flora: i have the same lock as youu!
Urban: yes. my lock is terrible too. hence the sleepwalking thing
Flora: i don't break into your room...
Urban: no one would dare to
Zenith: [reappears with popcorn and looking like an excited 10 year old]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I got everything set up! *Grabs the remote and plops down on the couch, chuckling* Didn't burn it, did you?
Flora: you forget to lock the door a lot though...
Zenith: [glares at] of course not, i'm better at this than you. [sits down next to him]
Urban: youre unbelievable
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, you are. *Shrugs and turns on the movie*
Zenith: [pulls his legs up onto the couch to get more comfortable and puts the popcorn between them]
Zenith: [has seen the movie hundreds of times but still gets super into it]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly as the movie begins before falling silent and taking some popcorn*
Flora: i don't steal your stuff though!
Urban: oh no so its totally fine if you break into my room just as long as you dont take anything is that right
Urban: is that what youre trying to say here
Flora: you break into my room and steal my stuff
Urban: 'steal' is a bit of a loaded word
Flora joined the chat
Urban: 'borrow' maybe. 'reappropriate'
Flora: you steal my sweaters and i pretend like i don't notice cause they make you happy
Zenith: [gets rather overemotional over magneto not being able to stop the boat]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glances over at him, blinking* Are... Are you okay?
Urban: i dont steal your sweaters. they just show up in my wardrobe sometimes
Zenith: [waves a hand at] yep fine totally fine [shoves popcorn into his own mouth to hide it]
Flora: you don't even take my cute one...i don't understand you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles slightly, shaking his head* Whatever you say. *Rests his arm on the back of the couch*
Urban: i dont take anything. shh
Zenith: i just love magneto a lot ok
Flora: i took one of yours so it's okay~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, I kind of clued in on that. *Smiles at him* Nerd.
Urban: you just told me you didnt steal my stuff
Zenith: [tuts and pokes him in the ribs] so are you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I am. *Tosses a piece of popcorn at Kade* If Jean Grey was in this, I'd probably be fanboying all over the place.
Flora: well...i usually don't
Urban: you said you didnt do it at all you liar
Zenith: [chuckles and eats the tossed piece of popcorn] we can watch the other ones after this then, if you like
Flora shrugs
Flora: you didn't seem to notice
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You up for a long movie marathon then?
Freefall joined the chat
Urban: i have a lot of sweaters so sue me
Freefall: hey all
Herald: hello :3
Urban: just because i didnt notice you taking it doesnt mean its ok
Zenith: damn right
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Hey Evan!)
Urban: ello!!! ))
Zenith: (YO)
Freefall: (YO)
Flora: but it's okay to take mine?
Flora: (hiiii)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Then it looks like we may be here awhile. *Chuckles softly* Better make yourself comfortable--
Urban: its okay to 'borrow' yours
Freefall: (what have I walked into?)
Zenith: (CUTE THINGS)
Urban: tru E ))
Zenith: (hey evan wanna watch xmen with us)
Freefall: (which one?)
Flora: i'm borrowing yours then
Zenith: (ALL OF THEM)
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yes this is a very long chat log

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:42 am

banana:
Urban: no thats not allowed
Zenith: (well kade and nathan are watching them anyways)
Freefall: (...really watch them, or in rp?)
Zenith: mmkay. [moves the popcorn out of the way so that he can lean against nathan]
Zenith: (rp because you know how the last time we tried to irl it went)
Flora: oh?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Rests his arm on Kade, moving slightly to make the position more comfortable*
Freefall: (Oh then sure)
Urban: my room my rules
Flora: well....you can still take mine if you want...
Flora: i don't mind really
Flora: they look nice on you
Urban flushes slightly
Urban: uh. alright then
Zenith: [rests the bowl of popcorn on his knees, then reaches up to pop a piece in nathan's mouth] and then we should watch iron man.
Zenith: (urbAN AND FLORA U R SO CUTE)
Flora: (i feel u)
Urban: crIES BC THEY Ar e ,,, the skype rp is sickening tbh ))
Flora blinks at urban
Zenith: (kade ships you guys)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums as he chews on the piece of popcorn, nodding* If we're going to watch Iron Man, we have to watch the Avengers as well.
Flora: o-oh i didn't mean to embarrass you
Flora: (bl ess)
Urban: excuse u thats what i was gonna say ))
Urban: h-haha no its fine im not embarrassed! what are you talking about? im too cool to get embarrassed. i-its fine
Flora: (<3)
Urban tosses hair dramatically
Flora raises his eyebrows
Flora: you don't usually stutter
Herald joined the chat
Urban: s-shut up. im not stuttering im. uh. cold
Zenith: duh. we gotta watch them all in order though. iron man first. then captain america, iron man 2, the hulk, thor, then the avengers.
Zenith: (NERD)
Flora: oh...uh, sorry
Flora takes urban's hands in his own to "warm them"
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And then after that, Captain America the Winter Soldier. Bucky is too awesome to miss out on all this screen time. *Smiles slightly*
Urban: u cant do this to nathan the poor touch starved baby )))
Flora: (thirsty for that touch)
Urban: ffs ))
Herald: (hey, i think i'll be taking a break from the group for a whilee)
Zenith: damn right. dont forget Thor 2, either.
Zenith: ( awww ok)
Zenith: actually can we watch S.H.I.E.L.D as well
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles, nodding* Yeah, we're gunna be here a while then.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): God, we're such nerds--
Urban: aw alright :^( ))
Zenith: [shrugs] yeah. we're cool nerds though
Urban: ...'s f-fine. not your fault
Urban is probably blushing furiously at this point wtf libra
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The coolest.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Reaches down to grab more popcorn* Super cool, super hot.
Herald: (sorry, I just really need to prioritise my life atm. anyway i should head to bed, so night!)
Urban: makes sense no worries !! goodnight!! ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright-- Night!)
Zenith: (night niiight)
Flora: i know....i control plants, not the cold. i didn't know you were that forgetful~
Flora: (night)
Urban: s-shut up. so snarky today
Zenith: damn right.
Flora: flora would be an awful name for a hero that could control the weather...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles, setting a piece of popcorn on Kade's lips before tossing another piece up in the air and catching it in his mouth*
Urban: youre probably right
Zenith: [chews the popcorn and grins] show off.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you have a talent, you should flaunt it. *Grins cheekily, repeating the process again*
Flora: i often am
Flora: you should listen to me more
Zenith: [tuts and rolls his eyes] fine, catch. [tosses popcorn into the air for him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Catches it between his lips, looking very pleased with himself*
Urban: and why would i want to do that?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's a freakin' bird brain--)
Flora: im funny sometimes....
Zenith: (he's adorable omg)
Urban: im not sure thats true
Zenith: [snorts] okay, i guess im impressed.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *smirks, eating the piece* See? I'm awesome. Like, how many people can flawlessly catch popcorn in their mouths?
Flora: you're so rude~
Urban: eh. perhaps
Zenith: hmmm. [attempts to do the same, but misses and the popcorn lands on his nose]
Zenith: [chuckles and just eats it normally instead] well, not me, apparently
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *smiles at him* Guess you just can't ever be on my level~ Poor, nontalented popcorn eater.
Flora: perhaps? you're funny
Zenith: [sighs dramatically] we can't all be as awesome as you.
Urban: not intentionally. i like to think of myself as very serious and cool
Urban: humours not really my thing
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): True. But I guess you're pretty awesome. In your own special way. *Playfully pokes his cheek*
Flora: serious and cool? you might have to work on that
Zenith: aw, i'm special. [grins and nudges him with his elbow] nathaaaaan, the movie endeeeed. go put the other one on.
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Kadnix, Kadnix everywhere

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:44 am

what did you think the last one would be a dick joke or something:
Urban: well theres no need to be rude
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Lets out a heavy sigh and nods* Alright, I suppose I can do that. If I don't come back, remember me well.
Flora: hmm? really?
Zenith: of course. i'll have a memorial and everything. crying people, sad speech, the works.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Alright. Make sure no one knows that I'm going to pop out of the casket perfectly fine during the saddest moment. *Gets up and goes over to put in X-Men next*
Urban: oh shhh you
Zenith: [laughs] oh god that would be hilarious. i'll yell zombie for effect.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If you do that, I'm coming for your brains first. *Finishes putting the movie in and walks back over to the couch*
Zenith: [smirks and stretches out over the couch before Nathan gets to it] you sure you really want mine?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, raising an eyebrow* I think saying that is an insult to yourself. *Lifts Kade's upper body up so he can sit down, setting him back on him*
Zenith: [sniggers and settles down on Nathan] yeah well do you wanna end up getting into fights every five minutes? nope, didnt think so. so my brain is perfectly safe.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): How would eating you brain lead to me getting into fights so often? *Idly messes around with Kade's hair*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): your*
Zenith: you know me, always getting into trouble. im sure it'd pass on to you or something.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, rolling his eyes* Fine, I'll turn you into a zombie minion instead. Try not to bite off anyone's dick.
Zenith: [laughs] didn't bite off yours, did i?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No, but when Joule zapped the pool I was worried you might.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): My entire sex life flashed before my eyes.
Zenith: oh pfft. it just surprised me is all. i'd never bite a dick.
Zenith: ...well, not unless the person wanted me to.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why... Why would someone want their dick bitten? *Squirms slightly at the thought*
Flora: (opPS BRB)
Zenith: [laughs and pats his leg] some people are into weird stuff. try not to think about it. it's kinda weird.
Zenith: like, really weird. squishier than i thought.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What do you mean by squishier?
Zenith: [shrugs] well you know, boners are hard. didnt expect biting into one to be kinda like biting an overdone sausage.
Zenith: (why do they always end up talking about dicks)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ... *Falls silent for a moment* You... You bit someone's dick before?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I have no idea--)
Zenith: .....yes?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh my god...
Zenith: hey he asked me to.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Who the hell would want their dick bit??
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can't see anyway that that feels good.
Zenith: he was into some pretty kinky shit. dick piercings and everything.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh my god... Well, that makes me feel better--
Zenith: seriously you have no idea. the pool thing? totally vanilla compared to other stuff i've done.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly, nodding his head but doesn't really make a comment* That's interesting to know.
Zenith: [snorts] im very interesting.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, you've certainly done some interesting things. Shouldn't really go by sex acts to judge if someone is really interesting or not.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not that I'm saying you're not interesting. You are.
Zenith: yeah but they're kinda the most interesting. [reaches up to poke Nathan's chin] aw thanks. you are too.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm sure you've done plenty of interesting things asides from weird dudes with dick piercings. *Chuckles softly, continuing to play with Kade's hair*
Zenith: hmmm. maybe. you were there when i tried to move the earth's electromagnetic field. that was kinda interesting.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, and really stupid. *Sighs softly* I think you should wait awhile before ever trying anything like that again. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
Zenith: [nods] really stupid. and painful. [chews the inside of his cheek and thinks for a moment] sorry. won't do it again.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Y'know... Someday you probably could have a power range similar to Magneto's. *Decid
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ignore that last part, ahahah*
Zenith: [stares up at him] you serious?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods, humming softly* Yeah. You have the base to be able to develop like he did.
Zenith: you...you do realise that magneto can control everything on the electromagnetic spectrum, right? [visibly getting excited] so that's like, radio waves, infrared radiation, gamma rays, hell even LIGHT
Zenith: (kade bby you have no idea)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I realize that. Physics degree. So, I think it's really plausible you'd be able to do it, someday. *Smiles softly as the other gets excited*
Zenith: i- holy shit really? i... ohmygodicanbemagneto. [is wearing the most ridiculous grin ever] dude that is so cool
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles, nodding his head* Yeah, it is. Just don't start a powered uprising. *Ruffles his hair playfully*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ahahaha, Kade you're being too adorable--)
Zenith: (he's really just a giant kid)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's wonderful, ahaha.)
Zenith: [snorts] no promises. [sits up a bit to kiss Nathan's cheek] i never even thought about it like that. you're the best.
Zenith: (brb dinner time~)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Okay!)
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it goes on for a while

Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:45 am

...lIKE NATHAN'S DICK:
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles fondly* Aren't you glad you have me around to think of these things?
Zenith: (back)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Welcome back!)
Zenith: mmhm, yup. very. [settles back down with his head on Nathan's lap, going back to watching the movie with the dumb grin still on his face]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs softly in content as he continues to play with Kade's hair, returning his full attention back to the movie*
Zenith: [is mostly quiet throughout the rest of the movie, just lying there and smiling happily until it finishes]
Zenith: [glances up at nathan] nathaaaaan. next one pleaaaase~
Zenith: (actual ten year old kade)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ehh... You gotta let me get up to change it, y'know.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Freakin' adorable.)
Zenith: [huffs and pouts, then slides down to the other side of the couch and off nathan, but doesnt bother actually getting up]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts at Kade's display of laziness but gets up and goes to change the movie* Here we see the man with the potential to be Magneto too lazy to even sit up. *Smirks, returning to the couch once he's done*
Zenith: (btw joule says hi big grin )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Tell Joule I say hi back!)
Zenith: [sticks his tongue out, then crawls back up to rest on Nathan's lap again] yeah, well, im pretty sure that Magneto doesnt move when he doesnt have to.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, he's also probably a lot more active than what you are, so he would like moving. *Returns to playing with Kade's hair* But you? You're just lazy.
Zenith: pffft. im plenty active. just... not right now.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmhm. I don't really think I can recall a time where you were really active asides from picking fights. *Pokes his cheek, smirking slightly*
Zenith: [smirks] you're missing out sleeping with joule and sucking your dick. those count, too.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly before nodding his head* I suppose those can count.
Zenith: see? [pleased smile] i can be active when i wanna be.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. Sexually. *Snorts slightly at his own lame joke*
Zenith: [chuckles] that was terrible.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Grins cheekily at him* But it was true. You're only active to cause trouble, or for sexual reasons. Kind of reminds me of a rabbit.
Zenith: [is in the middle of eating popcorn at the time, half chokes on it and spits it out] a rabbit?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Crinkles his nose up at the half chewed popcorn* Ew, but yeah. A rabbit.
Zenith: no way. if i were an animal i'd be something way cooler
Zenith: [looks at the half chewed popcorn and then shrugs and eats it anyway]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Rabbits are cool-- But if you weren't a rabbit, what would you be? And ew, double disgusting. *Makes a face*
Zenith: [sniggers at Nathan's reaction] something awesome. like a t-rex.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So you'd be extinct? *Raises an eyebrow, a sly smirk on his lips*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Big mouth, short arms. Tiny brain?
Zenith: [huffs and jabs him in the chest with a finger] now you're ruining it. t-rexes are badass. havent you ever seen jurassic park?
Zenith: (n e r d)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I have. But the velociraptors are cooler. Pack hunters, highly intelligent, versatile. *Grins widely* If we're being dinosaurs, I'm a velociraptor.
Zenith: yeah but youre tiny so ill just step on you.
Zenith: one lone velociraptor cant defeat a t-rex.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You wish. I can out maneuver on any day, and hear you coming from a mile away.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Besides, how often is a velociraptor alone?
Zenith: ...hm, good point.
Zenith: team up instead? you and hitch a ride on me.
Zenith: *can not and
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles* I can hitch a ride eh? That could work.
Zenith: yeah sure, you can ride around on me and- [stops and squints up at nathan] wait, was that an innuendo?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, thinking back on what he said, making a face* No, it wasn't supposed to be. It was just supposed to point out how silly that would be.
Zenith: aw, darn. [laughs and shakes his head] but, yeah, i guess it is kinda silly. a t-rex with a raptor on it's head. pfft
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You could wear me like a hat. *Snorts* What an odd sight that would be.
Zenith: [snorts] that's ridiculous.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. It is. Not so much as you though~ *Grins*
Zenith: [puts on a look of mock-offence] i am not ridiculous.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes you are. In a good way, don't worry. *Messes up his hair, as though he hasn't been doing that for awhile already*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You're also pretty weird as well. Nerd.
Zenith: [makes a face at him] youre weird. nerd.
Zenith: (child he's a child)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sticks his tongue out* You're weirder. Super ner.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): nerd*
Zenith: [pouts at him] am not. you're a bigger nerd, with your degree and fancy education 'n' stuff. [sticks out his tongue]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pokes Kade's tongue* My degree means I'm smart. Nerd doesn't mean smart. And you're the biggest nerd to ever nerd.
Zenith: [glares at him, but kisses his finger] how am i a bigger nerd than you?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm, 'cause I said so? *Chuckles softly* Plus, nerds are cool.
Zenith: (brb)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Okay!)
Zenith: (back~)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Welcome back!)
Zenith: so what, you're always right? [chuckles] but yeah. we are pretty cool.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Haven't I already proven that I'm right enough times yet? *Raises an eyebrow, a playful smile on his lips* The coolest.
Zenith: [squints at him for a moment] sure, but youre not always right
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh? When have I ever been wrong then?
Freefall joined the chat 7 seconds ago
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Hey Evan!)
Zenith: i...pff, uh... [screws up his face in thought] well uh. i can't think of one right off the top of my head...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): So you have no proof that I've ever been wrong. *Chuckles softly* When you think of one, tell me, yeah? Don't want me to get too cocky about my rightness.
Freefall: (hey)
Zenith: (yoooo)
Freefall: (you guys are getting pretty cute)
Zenith: (ikr it's adorable)
Freefall: (I'm getting a sugar rush from you two, you're becoming worse than Dax and I)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan has three settings: 'Gunna give you diabetes' "Gunna give you broken bones' and 'Gunna give you a reason to walk funny'. Ahahaha--)
Zenith: i have plenty of proof. just... not proof that i can think of at the moment. i'll get back to you on that. [huffs, then smiles] guess i dont mind you being right, though. keeps me out of trouble. sometimes.
Zenith: (the best settings)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Where would you be if it weren't for me saving your ass all the time? *Grins, leaning down to press a light kiss to Kade's forehead*
Zenith: mmm... [smirks] mauled in an alley by a tomcat?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Dickless, cold, rejected. *Shakes his head in amusement* I'm still not sure how you could ever have thought that was a good idea.
Zenith: [cringes and rubs the back of his neck] i'll admit it's not one of my finest moments.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm, it definitely isn't. *Fiddles with Kade's hair again* Definitely easier ways to get revenge on someone, or them to touch your dick, or whatever you thought that would accomplish.
Zenith: to be honest i have no idea what i was trying to accomplish with it. [chuckles] probably just to prove that i would.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, rolling his eyes* Well, you certainly proved that. I think you should probably lay off trying to prove you can do things though.
Zenith: [shrugs] eh, maybe. do you know how hard it was to find that cat? and when i got near him, i couldn't stop damn sneezing. but i totally did it. im a man of my word. [smug grin]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I applaud you for your determination at least. *Chuckles, flicking Kade's nose lightly* He may come back for revenge though. Sleep with both eyes open.
Zenith: [waves Nathan's hand away, then gives him a mortified look] dude don't even joke about that, that cat is terrifying
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He's not terrifying! *Pauses for a second, his brow furrowing* But he does only like me. Well, I won't let him hurt you again, so don't worry.
Zenith: he kinda is. [smiles and reaches up to put his arms around Nathan's neck] okay good, cause i dont want the dick incident to repeat itself.
Zenith: as fun as it was having you play nurse, that shit hurts.
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Post by Zenith on Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:45 am

B):
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It won't. Your dick probably wouldn't survive a second attack. *Smirks slightly* I had to put disinfectant on your dick. I don't see how that was any fun.
Zenith: no, that part wasnt fun. but you fussing over me like you did? that kinda was.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): When am I not fussing over you? It's like a full time job.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Plus, you're like a magnet for injuries.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I should put you in one of those plastic bubbles.
Zenith: haha, magnet.
Zenith: oh god no please don't- those things are horrible.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Just think of it like a human hamster ball?
Zenith: but. nathan. it's plastic.
Zenith: i can't do shit in those, it'd be like sticking me inside a giant insulator.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well... *Furrows his brow* Um, we'll just wrap you in a lot of layers?
Zenith: [sniggers] what, like urban and his sweaters?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Just a whole bunch of wool and use you as a back up generator-- Yeah, like Urban and his strange love for sweaters.
Zenith: oh pfff. [waves a hand] as if that would keep me out of trouble.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I could always try to bribe you too. Something has to work. *Chuckles* I'll have grey hairs before I even turn twenty-five.
Zenith: yup, sorry, gonna age you early. [smirks] what, exactly, would you bribe me with?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): At least your honest... *Hums in thought* Well, I don't know. Something that would give you incentive enough not to be a little shit?
Zenith: hmmm. that'd have to be a pretty damn big incentive. [waves a hand at the tv] but you can start by putting the next one on. [grins]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pouts* Why do I always have to change the movies?
Zenith: because it's keeping me good, that's why.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs, nodding* Alright. Let me get up.
Zenith: mmph. [does the sliding down the couch thing again]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles and goes over to quickly change the movies* So all I have to do to keep you good is change the movies, huh?
Zenith: hmmm, nooo. not all. but it'll do for now.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, what else will I have to do? *Returns to the couch*
Zenith: [shuffles back across and drapes himself over Nathan] hm, cake and kisses, probably.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah? Well, that sounds easy enough.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Cake would be only for a week of good days though.
Zenith: psh, fair enough. [is quiet for a moment] wait, what about kisses?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Kisses? Hm, those... *Thinks for a second* Well, I suppose those can just be whenever.
Zenith: oh, really? [props himself up to give Nathan a quick kiss] awesome. [smiles, then flops back down]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks before chuckling* Yeah, awesome. Couldn't limit kisses to only once a week--
Zenith: nooo, doing that would be a crime, i think.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It would be. I mean, what sort of monster would that make me? *Smirks, placing a kiss in return on Kade's lips*
Zenith: the worst sort. [loops his arms around Nathan's neck to keep him there so that he can kiss him again]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mmhm~ *Happily kisses Kade, resting a hand on his chest*
Zenith: [continues to kiss Nathan, smiling against his lips]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pulls back for a second, giving Kade a goofy grin* Kisses are a good reward, yeah?
Zenith: [chuckles] yup. best reward, probably. [leans up and kisses his chin]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Glad to hear that~ *Kisses Kade's nose playfully*
Zenith: (theyre gonna give me diabetes)
Joule joined the chat
Joule: What have I walked in on
Zenith: (YO)
Joule: yo
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey, Joule.
Zenith: [smiles and lets Nathan go, settling down into his lap again]
Zenith: [waves at Joule]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Returns to playing with Kade's hair which he has now thoroughly messed up*
Joule: What are you guys up to?
Zenith: [gestures at TV] watching xmen.
Joule: WHICH ONe
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Been making a marathon out of it-- The second.
Joule: CAN I- I.. I mean... would it be alright if I joined you....?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, the more the merrier! *Grins brightly*
Joule: [face light up] Awesome!
Zenith: [laughs and pats the area of the couch that his legs are over] c'mon. we're only halfway through.
Jacquine joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Jacquine: (hi)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Hey!)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, and you can change the movie once this is over-- Kade's been making me do it. *Pouts*
Joule: (Hello!)
Zenith: [just grins smugly]
Joule: Guys, guys, I can totally use my powers to do it, being godlike and all~
Joule: [lifts Kade's legs and takes a seat, holding them over his lap as he sits back]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, and show off. *rolls his eyes playfully
Zenith: tch. yes of course, totally a god. [gets comfortable on the both of them]
Joule: [casually lets a hand rest on Nathan's lap, the other one stroking Kade's leg]
Joule: That's me cool
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Chuckles softly, shaking his head as he tries to fix the mess he's made of Kade's hair*
Joule: So what have I missed in the movie
Zenith: hm, well, nightcrawler tried to kill the president, stryker attacked the school, and magneto did this freaking awesome thing with a guy's blood. which is the coolest thing ever in this movie.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Which we are never to try, right?
Zenith: [pouts] hey, come on, ive gotta try it at least once.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs* You'll just make a big mess.
Joule joined the chat
Zenith: that's kinda the point.
Joule: Oooh I know the thing you're talking about. It's totally possible.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And it's just problematic...
Joule: Why?
Zenith: [rolls his eyes] uuugh, fiiiine, i won't do the thing.
Zenith: to kill anybody, anyways.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Flicks Kade gently on the nose again* What are we to do with you?
Joule: Nathan my dear, wouldn't I be able to do it too?
Zenith: [bats at Nathan's hand] kiss me, i hope.
Joule: I'm on board with that.
Joule: [leans over and kisses Kade]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *shakes his head* You're both terrible...
Zenith: [chuckles and kisses Nat back]
Zenith: yes, we are. you love it.
Joule: Yes but you kinda like it. [gives Nathan a kiss too]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly, returning the kiss* Kinda. Yeah, kinda.
Joule: Mmmm~
Joule: For someone who doesn't kiss a lot, you're not too bad~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Correction: you guys actually have no idea how much I've kissed in the past. *Grins cheekily*
Zenith: [snorts] yeah, i knew it. just as bad as us.
Joule: Not quite.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Not just as bad--
Joule: But close~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, leaning back against the couch* Yeah, whatever you guys say. *Laughs lightly*
Zenith: [stretches out over both of them, yawning a little]
Joule: [tickles his foot]
Zenith: [makes a face and kicks at his hand]
Zenith: Naat don't be mean, i'm comfy
Joule: [laughs] I didn't actually expect you to be ticklish.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please don't tickle him, I don't want an elbow in the crotchpp
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): -- not pp*
Joule: That would suck.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, it would.
Joule: But I would volunteer to kiss it better.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Eh... That's tempting to accept, but it would mean Kade elbowing me--
Zenith: [chuckles] he can kiss it anyway.
Joule: Then perhaps I could do it anyway
Joule: Speaking of, you two owe me a blowjob competition~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm, yeah we do.
Zenith: [snorts and nudges Nat with his foot] but movies first.
Joule: Just putting that out there.
Joule: Yeah yeah of course movies first are you serious?
Joule: Can't stop the x-men for anything.
Zenith: damn right.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. X-men before blow jobs. Jean Grey's amazing.
Zenith: she is pretty awesome. and pretty hot. and smart.
Zenith: ....hey, sounds like you, Nathan.
Joule: Oh man the third movie is so cool I Love Jean
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She's Phoenix. I'm Phoenix. Dunno how much more alike we could get. *Smiles softly*
Joule: Yeah except she goes crazy tongue
Joule: (A h a h a)
Zenith: [nudges Nat with his foot again] shhhh that part's sad
Zenith: (H A H)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, but nods* But she comes back... She always does...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (HAHAHAHAHA Really funny!)
Joule: [mutters something how he can be smart too]
Zenith: (i hate you just so you know youre the worst person ever)
Joule: (You love me)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Shh, I needa lay down and process what I've done--)
Joule: ( what have you done)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is watching his future via X-men...)
Zenith: (oh g o d my heart)
Zenith: it's still sad. [shakes his head at Nat] and yes, you're smart too. you both are. you're both geniuses.
Joule: (Are we wolverine)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): We're hot geniuses.
Zenith: (yes we are wolverine)
Joule: ... O-oh. Yes. Of course I'm smart. Never doubted it. Not even for a second. 8-)
Zenith: [sniffs] im better than the both of you though.
Joule: PFFFF
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. In nerdiness.
Zenith: [kicks Nat, elbows Nathan]
Zenith: rude. RUDE.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ow!
Zenith: oh shut up that didn't hurt.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I thought we discussed this earlier-- You're a cool nerd!
Zenith: tch. fine. i'll let you off.
Zenith: [leans up and kisses him as an apology]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Thank you~ *returns the kiss happily*
Joule: [grins]
Joule: [relaxes back and stretches an arm around Nathan's shoulder. Totally discreet]
Zenith: (totally)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Totally doesn't lean against Joule slightly*
Joule: [soft smile]
Zenith: [totally doesnt notice and smile at them both]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Totally doesn't hum softly in content*
Joule: [i totally do not care about them and it's just sex]
Zenith: (giant fucking liar)
Joule: (Giant fucking lair. Of spiders. In Harry potter)
Zenith: [totally doesnt think that lying on top of two hot people and watching xmen is heaven]
Zenith: [totally doesnt think that these two are probably the best people in the world]
Joule: [starts stroking his legs again]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs softly in happiness, playing idly with Kade's hair and maybe even cuddling up to Joule a little bit more*
Joule: [i can't believe I've got my arm around Nathan of all people]
Joule: [and he knows about me and he isn't treating me different or anything and he's actually pretty cool about everything. Huh]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Is really cool despite being so hot BD*
Zenith: ([rimshot])
Zenith: [takes each of their hands, and tangles his fingers with theirs, smiling happily]
Joule: [feels a rush down his stomach]
Joule: [i could get used to this...]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Gently squeezes Kade's hand, humming quietly in happiness*
Joule: (Also that was awful you should be ashamed)
Joule: OH MAN! NO! LOOK OUT! [cries out at the screen{
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (What was awful?)
Joule: (The pun)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Startles slightly at the sudden scream*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (o3o~)
Joule: (I'm on mobile kn very slow Internet so I take a while sometimes tongue)
Joule: [gets really into movies and talks to the screen a lot]
Zenith: [jumps at Nat's reaction, then kicks him] dude you gave me a heart attack.
Zenith: [tuts, then chuckles and shakes his head] you'd think i'd be used to you and movies by now.
Joule: I'll kiss you better
Zenith: mmmhm, good.
Joule: Just means we need to watch more together.
Joule: [brings Kade's hand to his lips and plants small kisses on it]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shakes his head, sighing slightly* Better not watch horror movies around you then...
Joule: Oh I'm actually okay when it comes to horror movies?
Zenith: welp, we're planning on iron man, all the way through the marvel movies to the avengers, so... [smiles, then glances at Nathan] uh, yeah, no. not after last time.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles shyly* Sorry...
Joule: [innocent look] oh? What happened last time? I just remember you all ending up in my bed.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Scary stuff-- *Tries to sink into the couch*
Joule: All the marvel stuff sounds good but what about superman movies??
Joule: Oh? [raises eyebrow]
Zenith: i ended up black and blue last time, is what. [glares at Nathan, but doesnt mean it]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sorry... *Continues trying to sink into the couch*
Zenith: and sure, we can do a superman marathon. [chuckles and kisses Nathan] oh fine, i forgive you.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles sheepishly* Mm'kay...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's a tall guy and pretty much all muscle but someone puts on a horror movie and boom! Is it Nathan or a little girl?)
Zenith: (omfg bless him)
Zenith: it was kinda cute, how you were clinging onto me like that for the whole thing, so i don't mind.
Joule: (That is adorable I love it)
Joule: Oh my, sounds like I shouldn't have missed out on such a wonderful show...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm glad to hear that... *Mumbles, slightly embarrassed*
Zenith: (nat you lil shit)
Joule: So what happened to scare you all enough into sleeping with me?~
Joule: (He is enjoying this far too much)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whispers softly* Demons--
Joule: Demons??
Zenith: just so you know i totally wasn't scared or anything, i was just there for moral support. yeah.
Zenith: [was totally fucking terrifed]
Joule: My goodness...
Zenith: **terrfied
Joule: That sounds dreadful.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It was...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shivers*
Joule: [manipulates the air so Kade feels as if something is creeping up his neck]
Joule: Kade you're a brave one though.
Zenith: [shivers]
Zenith: [rubs the back of his neck]
Zenith: well. yeah. of course i am. nothing scares me.
Joule: [makes lights flicker for a moment]
Joule: Of course not.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Goes deathly still*
Zenith: [nervously glances at the ceiling]
Joule: [returns the creeping sensation, this time making him feel as if the creature is reaching around his neck]
Joule: Oh it's
Joule: Probably urban
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I hope so--
Zenith: [fidgets, trying desperately to ignore it]
Zenith: [its not real its my imagination ha h a]
Joule: Oh how curious
Joule: Urban just messaged me saying he's put with Libra...
Joule: *out
Joule: Haha. I'm sure it's nothing.
Zenith: hah. yeah. nothing.
Joule: [light breeze through Kade's hair]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahahaha, nothing-- Yeah, just... Light voltage problems?
Joule: Most likely~
Joule: [makes lights flicker again]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Can we sit on the floor?
Zenith: electrical fault, probably.... [glances at Nathan]
Zenith: [no please dont move thats probably a bad idea]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *I don't wanna be on the furniture when it hits the ceiling--*
Zenith: no no, im sure it's fine. nothing weird at all, totally explainable. [sounds more like he's trying to convince himself than anything]
Joule: Mhm yeah sure~
Joule: (I am in bed next to my dad's bed and I am trying so hard not to laugh at Nathan's thought)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Is actually really terrified even though he just has to see the lights flicker*
Joule: [sofa moves eeeever so slightly. It's barely noticeable]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan actually has the funniest thoughts--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Freezes*
Zenith: [suddenly grabs Nathan's leg and half sits up]
Joule: [strokes his head] everything okay, dear?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Squeaks when his leg is grabbed*
Joule: And you darling? What just bit you?
Joule: [gives Kade the feeling of something sliding under his shirt{
Zenith: uuh, uh... noth-
Joule: (Oh my God joule you dick)
Joule: You sure?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Actually clings to Joule, watching Kade* Are...Are you okay?
Joule: Yeah are you- [stops talking]
Zenith: nn-no- i mean, its. i'm fine. [swallows hard, actually sitting all the way up]
Zenith: [stares at Nat]
Joule: [coughs]
Joule: I-I... [whisper] ohgod
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What? WHAT??
Joule: [shuts his eyes]
Zenith: [slowly slides self across the couch and away from Nat]
Zenith: [nOOOOOOOOPE]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Stares at Joule, frozen in fear and still clinging to him*
Joule: [eyes snap open, and he has made them look bright red]
Joule: [makes his voice sound deep and creepy] hello boys~
Zenith: [yelps, and actually vaults himself over them and behind the couch]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *lets out the mother of all screeches and hurtles off of the couch and out of the room*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is GONE.)
Joule: ..... PfffffffFFFFAHAHAHAHAA
Zenith: (BYE NATHAN)
Joule: WAIT WAIT NATHAn- AHAHHAA
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sounds of things banging as he just runs into everything trying to get away*
Joule: [clutches his stomach, rolling on the floor and laughing]
Zenith: [pops up from behind the couch and shoots Nat a death glare]
Zenith: Nat i'm going to fucking murder you
Joule: O-oh oh god YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES AAAHAHAHA
Joule: GG YOU GOT THAT ON CAMERA?
Joule: AHAHAA BRILLIANT
Zenith: [lets out a noise that sounds like an angry cat]
Zenith: [climbs over the couch to get to Nat so that he can hit him]
Joule: [doesnt even care is so busy laughing his butt off]
Zenith: you asshole oh my god that was not funny! [continues to hit him]
Zenith: (poor nathan omfg)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He's probably squeezed himself into like the counter under the sink--)
Zenith: (omg baby)
Zenith: (it ok kade will come find him and coax him out once he's done hitting joule)
Joule: That was a little bit funny
Joule: Omg Nathan! NATHAN!!
Zenith: no, no it was not funny, you made us fucking shit our pants, you-
Zenith: wait.
Zenith: it was you last time wasn't it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Is in his little hiding place, some how managing to break the laws of physics more than Joule*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *It's a small cupboard. Don't ask*
Joule: .....
Zenith: (aww baby)
Joule: ..... No
Zenith: [glares and punches Nat hard in the chest]
Joule: OOOFfff
Joule: A-hahaha you've for a mean punch darling
Joule: Let's go find Nathan before he destroys anything.
Zenith: yes. [huffs and gets up] and you had better make up for this.
Joule: I'll do whatever you want me to do~
Zenith: [squints at him] damn right you will. c'mon. [heads off to find Nathan]
Joule: Naaaathan....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Joule's voice isn't very comforting to hear calling his name like that--*
Zenith: Nathan, Nat's sorry for being a dick.
Zenith: aren't you?
Joule: Yeah sorry dude~
Joule: It was just a joke!!
Zenith: there aren't any demons. it was all him being a douche.
Zenith: you can hit him.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *from inside his cupboard* You sure it's not demons?
Joule: I thought it was pretty funny tbh
Zenith: [jabs Nath in the ribs]
Joule: ... Pffff [laughs again]
Zenith: [goes over to the cupboard] yes. no demons. [glares at Nat]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Are you super sure?
Joule: Oh man this is amazing and it was all on national live 3V ahahaha
Zenith: absolutely sure. Nat shut up or i'm gonna hit you again
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pushes the cupboard door open* Okay. I can't get out.
Zenith: [blinks, and then stares at him]
Zenith: ...dude how did you even fit in there
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm very flexible?
Zenith: huh, i'll say. [takes Nathan's arm and pulls]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Grunts, but tries his best to come out as well* Heh. Coming out of the cupboard.
Zenith: [sniggers as he tries to get Nathan out]
Joule: ahhhaa good one
Joule: Lemme help
Joule: [gets rid of the friction so Nathan can slide out easily]
Zenith: [tuts, then shrugs] well, you got him into this mess.
Joule: [im learning~]
Zenith: [gives Nathan another tug, misjudges, and falls back, pulling Nathan on top of him]
Joule: [bursts out laughing]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Grunts, and looks down at Kade* Thanks? *Blinks*
Joule: can I join?~
Zenith: [glares up at Nat, then looks at Nathan, then at Nat again, before laughing]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Looks over at Joule, glaring slightly*
Zenith: you are such a dick.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Dirtbag.
Zenith: [sits up] Nat, you're on movie changing duty. forever.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah.
Joule: Sure sure thing. This means I have control over which movies to play~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh god--
Joule: Who knows my hand my slip on The Grudge or something...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): He'll put on bad movies.
Zenith: [glares] dont you dare
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Clings to Kade*
Joule: [grins]
Zenith: i will kick your ass
Joule: You should have honestly seen your faces
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I trusted you.
Joule: Omg go on 3tube people must have already uploaded it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can't. Hah!
Zenith: i-
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ...
Zenith: [checks 3tube on his MeChip]
Zenith: ....oh fucking hell
Joule: Come on Nathan don't be so stiff it was just a joke~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's not a joke when you're trying to give me a heart attack!
Zenith: [whines while watching the video]
Joule: Pffff as if something like that could hurt you anyway.
Zenith: i screamed like a damn child oh my god
Joule: Besides, it was Kade I was trying to scare, not you.
Joule: I know right
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah. Tell me that when you find my heart--
Zenith: that doesn't make it better, Nat
Zenith: [hides is face in Nathan's shoulder]
Joule: I'll make it up to you~
Zenith: i am never going to live this down. never.
Zenith: you had damn well better
Zenith: or i am never going near your dick again
Joule: I don't think the media will ever let you tbh
Joule: .....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh god, people are going to see me screaming... *Whines*
Joule: I will definitely make it up to you.
Joule: And hey tell me to do something embarrassing on camera.
Zenith: [pats Nathan's head] its ok, at least you dont get to see the comments on it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's not very comforting...
Zenith: [gives Nat a scathing look] you'd enjoy it.
Joule: Too bad you can't think of anything~
Zenith: hmph.
Zenith: okay, fine. dress up as a chicken. all day.
Zenith: the only thing youre allowed to do is cluck.
Joule: Cool~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snickers*
Zenith: and you have to peck your food off the ground.
Joule: Omg yeah okay!!!
Zenith: if you don't keep it up all day, Nathan will set you on fire.
Joule: Ha ha!! Where do I get the costume from?
Zenith: and we'll have roast chicken for dinner.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You also have to tell everyone that we're better than you will ever be.
Joule: Does this mean you'll eat me
Zenith: ....[glares at]
Joule: Now now, everyone knows I'm the best~
Zenith: no, you're going to have to refute that.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You wish. *Grumbles, clinging onto Kade and glaring at Joule*
Joule: I guess I can lie for a day~
Zenith: [huffs]
Joule: [gives them both a kiss on the cheek]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Mumbles under his breath* Should make him go two days without sex...
Zenith: ... actually, i like that plan.
Zenith: on top of everything else.
Zenith: i'd suggest a chastity belt but there's way he'd let it stay on him.
Zenith: (these boys are harsh)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums, nodding* Yeah. We'll just have to make sure he understands the meaning of no...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is really upset about that, ahaha.)
Joule: Wait wait what
Joule: No sex?? For TWO DAYS?
Zenith: you heard us.
Zenith: yup.
Zenith: two days.
Zenith: two whole days.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No sexual acts. No kissing. Nothing.
Joule: D:
Joule: No KISSING?
Zenith: nope.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): None. *Frowns*
Zenith: and if i so much as catch you with your hands in you pants, im going to magnetise it to your face.
Joule: I... I can't kiss you for two days? [looks like a child about to cry]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And you won't have a dick left if I catch you.
Zenith: nope.
Joule: DDD:
Joule: Oh come ON you guys!!
Joule: It was just a joke!!!
Zenith: mm, that may be so, but it was mean and we don't think you're sorry enough.
Joule: Look I'm sorry I'm sorry okay??
Zenith: [squints at him, then looks at Nathan] you wanna forgive him?
Joule: I didn't mean to make you completely shit your pants and make the world are you're not as fearless as you claim to be!
Joule: *see
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I dunno... I don't feel like he's done enough yet to get my forgiveness.
Zenith: hmm. should we make him grovel a bit first?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yes.
Joule: Just let me have the kissing! Please!!!
Zenith: (kade aint even mad any more he's just enjoying messing with Nat ahaha)
Joule: I don't mind the sex but I want to be able to kiss you D:
Zenith: Nat, you heard us. [points at the floor] on your knees. get to grovelling.
Joule: ....
Joule: I have SOME pride you know
Zenith: [sniffs] then no kisses.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but grovelling. Or no kisses.
Joule: ... I have VERY LITTLE PRIDE you know
Joule: [drops onto his knees]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Waiting.
Zenith: better.
Zenith: keep going.
Joule: Pleaaaase let me be able to kiss you?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's not really good grovelling.
Joule: I didn't meant I make you feel bad it was just a joke I'm sorryyyyy
Joule: You're both lovely and amazing and I adore kissing you
Zenith: ...hmmm. much better. [waves a hand] flatter us a bit more.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Keep going.
Joule: Plus you never know with life, I mean today could be any of our last days, isn't that right Nathan, and I want to be able to enjoy a good kiss for as long as possible~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Goes silent for a second*
Joule: (Did he just go there)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sighs* Fine.
Joule: [innocent grin]
Zenith: (nat u frick)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ahaha, guilt trip Nathan whydontcha?)
Zenith: [tuts]
Zenith: damnit Nathan, i was enjoying watching him beg.
Joule: (Omg Nat must have been pretty desperate to play that card)
Zenith: oh whatever. we forgive you.
Zenith: (SERIOUSLY)
Joule: ^^ thank you
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Huffs, walking over to Joule and punching him lightly in the shoulder*
Joule: [pretends to be hurt]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That's for scaring me.
Joule: (You idiot how can you joke about dying so lightly I don't even)
Knight joined the chat
Knight: hELLO ))
Zenith: [rolls his eyes at Nat as he gets up and heads back to the couch]
Joule: (... PFFFFF HELLO KNIGHT)
Zenith: still not getting any sex for two days, though.
Zenith: (HI)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Heya Knight!)
Joule: That's okay. Ican handle that.
Zenith: (welcome to the Koulnix boat)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Joule better not guilt Nathan into anything else--)
Knight: oh man )
Knight: ,':^) )
Joule: (He wouldn't. He actually hates even admitting that his condition exists even to himself. He wouldn't go there)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Good. Nathan's going to scold him when he can.)
Zenith: (that's some pretty desperate need for kisses)
Joule: (Eeehehee)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Follows Kade, huffing*
Joule: ^^
Joule: [looks so pleased with himself]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glares at Joule, sitting down, obviously displeased*
Zenith: [flops back onto the couch with a heavy huff]
Joule: I'm just... Going to go grab a drink l... I'll be right back...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Huffs, shaking his head* Darn idiot...
Joule: [heads to the kitchen]
Zenith: yes. yes, he is. [mumbles] loveable idiot.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ....
Joule: [why did I say that]
Joule: [why did I even-]
Zenith: (because youre a gigantic idiot)
Joule: [i specifically asked him NOT to treat me any different]
Joule: [i made a whole fuss over it]
Joule: [so why]
Joule: [ugh. Idiot]
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Zenith: [tut] you know, i don't actually trust him to be on movie duty. [gets up to change it himself]
Knight: hello!! * v *)/ )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hey... I'm gonna go get a drink as well. You want one?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah not hey*
Zenith: [shrug and waves a hand] yeah, sure.
Flora: (hiya!!)
Zenith: (eyyy)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods and heads into the kitchen*
Joule: [leaning against the fridge]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (hello!)
Flora: (-waves- im probably just going to lurk opps)
Zenith: (ITS STERN TALKING TO TIME)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Glances at him* You okay? S'taking you a long time to get a drink.
Joule: (Hey!)
Flora: (Oh no ;A: )
Joule: ... Yeah
Joule: [realises he hasn't even gotten glasses out]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly, nodding* Yeah. Sure, okay.
Joule: Just. Uh. Can't decide.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, there's water, and there's a whole bunch of fruit drinks, and milk. S'not that hard of a choice, y'know.
Joule: Ha ha not even suggesting alcohol eh?
Joule: [grabs an orange juice]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I wouldn't take you as a person to drink alcohol. *Shrugs*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's not very healthy.
Joule: You are quite right if course. Ahaha.
Joule: [sips his juice]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Mm... *Moves to get glasses for him and Kade*
Joule: I'll get it. [beats him to it]
Joule: What would you like to drink?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Watches Joule, brow furrowed* I normally just drink water at this time of the day...
Flora: (if anyone needs a plant boy...im brbing)
Joule: One water coming right up.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums softly, watching Joule, not sure how to approach the topic on his mind*
Joule: [gets him his water, then gets another glass and mixes lemonade with blackcurrant juice]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Takes his water, warming it to room temperature before sipping at it*
Joule: [makes ice cubes out of lemon juice and adds them to the drink]
Zenith: (omg nat bless u)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Bites the inside of his cheek before clearing his throat* So... What was that?
Joule: What was what?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know... The whole grovelling thing and... What you said...
Joule: ...
Joule: [nearly drops his glass]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Bites his lip*
Joule: I... I was just apologising that's all
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, but... *Sighs, shaking his head* Something... It doesn't seem like you to... To resort to that.
Zenith: ([gets popcorn] oh dis gon be gud)
Joule: ....
Joule: [looks down]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Starts to rub his neck nervously*
Joule: [shrugs] I like kisses.
Joule: A lot.
Joule: [especially from specific people]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Enough to... To bring that up? *Looks confused, still rubbing his neck*
Joule: Look, can we just drop it? I'm
Joule: sorrt okay?
Joule: *sorry
Joule: (Damn mobile)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, okay. *Nods, taking another drink from his water* We should probably get back to Kade now.
Joule: Yeah... True.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods again before starting back to the couch*
Joule: [offers Kade his drink when they get there]
Joule: Here... I...
Joule: I remember you said you liked this.
Zenith: [looks up from the couch where he's been waiting] took you long enou-
Zenith: [blinks]
Zenith: [grins and takes the glass] aww, thanks babe.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sits down, pulling his legs up with him*
Joule: [shy smile]
Joule: (I need to go sleep AHAHA it's 3am and I'm on holiday))
Zenith: ([pats u] GO TO BED)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Then go to sleep!)
Joule: (I want more Koulenix [pouts] but it shall have to wait)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, it will! D8 Niight!)
Joule: (Goodnight!!!)
Zenith: (night niiight!~)
Zenith: ([casually saves this entire thing, just like the last one])
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Re: Divine Queer Chat

Post by Griffin on Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:11 am

I'll just put this here because of Dax and Luca getting drunk and karaoke while the chat was pretty much empty. 

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Plume joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Plume: ON OUR OWNN....
Griffin: PRETENDING THEY'RE BESIDE MEEEEE
Plume: ALL ALONE.. I WALK WITH THEM TILL MORNING....
Griffin: WITHOUT THEM... I FEEL THEIR ARMS AROUND MEeeeeee
Plume: AND WHEN I LOSE MY WAY I CLOSE MY EYESSSSSssS
Griffin: AND THEY HAVE FOUND MEEEeeEEE
Plume: IN THE RAIIIINNNN
Griffin: THE PAVEMENT SHINES LIKE SILVERRRRRR
Plume: ALL THE LIIIGHTS ARE MISTY IN THE RIVERRRRR
Griffin: IN THE DARKNESSSSS
Plume: THE TREES ARE FULL OF STARLIIIIGHTT
Griffin: AND ALL I SEE IS THEM AND ME FOREVER AND FOREVERRRRRRR
Plume: AND I KNOW... IT'S ONLY IN MY MIIIINNNDDD
Griffin: THAT I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND NOT TO HIM
Griffin: them*
Griffin: (WOW)
Plume: GODDAMMIT DAX
Plume: YOU SHIT
Plume: YOU FUCKED IT UP
Plume: AND ALTHOUUUGHHHHH I KNOW THAT THEY ARE BLIIIIINDDD
Griffin: I'M SORRY LUCA BRO I'M SORRY
Plume: including u dax
Plume: ur fuckin blind
Griffin: :C
Griffin: STILL I SAY THERE'S A WAY FOR US
Plume: I LOVE THEM
Griffin: BUT WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVERRRRR
Plume: THEY ARE GONE.. THE RIVER'S JUST A RIVER
Griffin: WITHOUT THEM THE WORLD AROUND ME CHANGESSS
Plume: THE TREES ARE BARE AND EVERYWHERE THE STREETS ARE FULL OF STRANGERS....
Griffin: I LOVE THEM.... BUT EVERYDAY I'M LEARNINGGGG
Plume: ALL MY LIFE.... I'VE ONLY BEEN PRETENDING!!!!!
Griffin: WITHOUT ME.... THEIR WORLD WILL GO ON TURNINGGGGG
Plume: A WORLD THAT'S FULL OF HAPPINESS THAT I HAVE NEVER
Plume: KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN
Griffin: KNOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNN​
Griffin: I LOVE THEM
Plume: I LOVE HIM...
Griffin: WHO LUCA WHO
Plume: OH SHIT
Plume: FUCK
Plume: FUCK I
Plume: fuck
Plume: *THEM
Plume: FUCK
Griffin: I LOVE THEMMMMmmmm
Plume: BUT ONLY ON MY...
Griffin: oWNNNNNNNNNNNNnn
Plume: OOOOWWWNNNN
Plume: ok Dax you pick next song
Griffin: YOu"RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEEEEE
Plume: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUUUUU
Plume
Griffin: YOu'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCHHHHHH
Plume: I WANNA HOLD YOUUU SO MUUCCHHH
Freefall joined the chat
Griffin: AT LONG LAST LOVE HAS ARRIVEDDDDDDD
Plume: ... hehe
Griffin: hi evan ehehe
Plume: AND I THANK GOODD I'M ALIVE
Plume: WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE!
Griffin: YOu'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEEEEE
Griffin: (i imagine luca and dax drunk while doing this)
Freefall: this is the best thing I've ever walked in on on this chat
Plume: (karaoke nights)
Plume: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUUUUU
Griffin: best bros)
Freefall: (yeeeeesss karaoke nights)
Griffin: PARDON THE WAY THAT I STAREEEEEE
Freefall: (I'm listening to a totally different song so I'll let you guys continue)
Plume: THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO COMPAAAREE
Griffin: THE SIGHT OF YOU LEAVES ME WEAK
Plume: THERE ARE NO WORDS LEFT TO SPEAAAK
Griffin: BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL
Plume: PLEASE LET ME KNOW THAT IT'S REAL
Griffin: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUEEEE
Plume: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUU....
Griffin: I NEED YOU, BABYYYY AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT
Freefall: I'm right here, Dax
Griffin: o-oh...
Plume: SHSHSHSshshshSHshSHHHH YOU CUT ME OFF
Plume: I NEED YOU BABYYY TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHT
Griffin: I LOVE YOU BABYYYYy
Plume: TRUST IN MEEE WHEN II SAAAAAYYYY
Griffin: OH PRETTY BABYYYYYY, DON'T BRING ME DOWN I PRAY
Plume: OH PRETTY BABBYY, NOW THAT I FOUND YOU STAAY
Plume: i need more gin
Griffin: AND LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY, LET ME LOVE YOUUuuuuuu
Freefall: ahahhahaah Plume please
Griffin: lucaaaaa
Plume: *drapes himself over Dax* YOU'RE JUST TOOOO GOOOOOOD TO BE TRUUUEEEEEEEE
Freefall: -just watching, amused-
Griffin: cAN"T TAKE MY EYES OFF YoooOOOUUUUU
Plume: YOU'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCHHH
Griffin: I WANNA HOLD YOU SOOoo MUCHHHHHH
Plume: AT LONG LAST LOVE HAS ARRIVED
Plume: (uughhhhh G&T is the best drink in the worldddddd)
Griffin: AND I THANK GOD I'M ALIVEEEEe
Freefall: -passes more G&Ts to both of them-
Griffin: yyyyEEeEEE
Plume: EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY​YY
Plume: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOOD TO BE TRUE
Plume: EVAN YOU ANGEL
Griffin: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOUUUUU
Plume: I LOVE YOU BABYYYY AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIIIGHHT
Griffin: I NEED YOU BABY TO WARM THE LONELY NIGHTSSSSS
Plume: I LOVE YOU BABY, TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAAAYYYY
Griffin: OH PRETTY BABYYYYY, DOn'T BRING ME DOWN I PRAY
Freefall: you're welcome, just you know keep singing, it's great
Plume: OH PRETTY BABYYYY, NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU STAY
Griffin: AND LET ME LOVE YOUUUU, BABY, LET ME LOVE YOUUUuuuuuu
Plume: LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Plume: OH BABY
Plume: EYAH
Griffin: YEAHHHHHhhhh
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Re: Divine Queer Chat

Post by Joule on Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:40 am

Pffffff perfect. We need a karaoke party.
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Chinese food quickly turned into an orgy? And then Joule PE'd. NSFW obviously.

Post by Zenith on Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:26 am

Joule: I have an idea for a game...
Zenith: (he would do well in eating contests)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): A game? What kind?
Joule: Put ice cream all over your body, and we'll see if I can lick it all off before it melts.
Copycat: [pls be like strip poker pls be like strip poker]
Knight: :^I
Copycat: [O HMY Go d]
Zenith: [snorts and then nearly chokes on his rice]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, how hard would you want the game to be? Because I can drop my external temperature to below zero, and I can also melt it instantly.
Joule: Except. Not ice cream. Uh. Frozen low fat yoghurt.
Zenith: nathan that's cheating
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That would be more acceptable than ice cream, yeah.
Joule: Mmm we can start from easy and grow hard by the end of it~
Copycat: [coughs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, I'm sure we can.
Zenith: oh my god.
Joule: [grin]
Zenith: [whispering to Cat] if they dont do it im gonna be very upset.
Joule: I think we should play this game~
Copycat: [whispers back] that wouldn't be fair
Zenith: (meanwhile, Knight is sitting quietly with her cookies, as far away from these four as possible. i assume.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Any time you feel up for it then. *Finishes off his meal happily*
Knight: yeS)
Zenith: [finishing off his rice] you should do it.
Zenith: like. now.
Joule: Oh I'm always up for it.
Copycat: I second that
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I kind of figured that would be your answer.
Joule: [also finishes his food - it took him a while even though it wasn't much]
Joule: [smirk]
Zenith: [starts on his gyoza. and the spring rolls. how is he eating all of this? we don't know. we may never know.]
Copycat: So, is this happening now? Because if it's not....
Joule: (He is magic that's how)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shrugs*
Joule: I could use some dessert~
Knight: bottomless stomach)
Zenith: (kade can do disappearing acts with food)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan will probably come up with an equation to try and figure out how Kade eats so much.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, alright. If you wanna play it now, why not?
Zenith: yessssss, dinner and a show.
Joule: (~metabolism~)
Copycat: Exactly. Why not?
Zenith: (omg nathan)
Joule: Yesssss
Joule: [shoots up and disappears into the kitchen]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): That was fast--
Joule: [comes up with a tub of frozen yoghurt. Because it's more healthy than ice cream]
Joule: I am prepared.
Copycat: [eats gyoza like its popcorn]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I can tell. Uh... Where do you wanna play?
Joule: You don't understand how long I have been wanton to do this
Zenith: here do it here.
Joule: *wanting ahaha
Copycat: (F U CK)
Zenith: [shares his food with Cat]
Knight: punts joule off of the earth)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, really?
Zenith: (oh my god Joule)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Wanton works too, technically.)
Joule: (That was the best pun ever and it wasn't even intentional)
Copycat: (i c annot)
Knight: ,:^/ )
Joule: Here's good.
Joule: Now get naked
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Right. In a public area. Sure. Why not? *Starts by taking his shirt off*
Joule: It's just the sitting room it's fiiiine
Joule: [somewhere in the distance GG rubbing his hands watching the cameras]
Copycat: [somewhere meaning right there cat rubbing his hands watching]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, okay then..? *Takes the rest off the rest of his clothes* Ah, should I lay down somewhere, or what?
Zenith: [watches VERY intently]
Joule: Mmmm~ [arranges some pillows]
Joule: Here you go my dumpling~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods and positions himself, looking a bit more flustered in the face than normal*
Copycat: [you're flustered?? cat is bright fucking red]
Joule: [begins scooping up the ice cream- sorry frozen yoghurt - taking his time spreading it aaaall over Nathan's body]
Zenith: [has the biggest damn grin on his face]
Urban joined the chat
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Squirms slightly, biting his lower lip, not actually bothered by the cold*
Joule: (.... PFFFFF HI URBAN)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yo.)
Copycat: (heyyy)
Copycat: [surprised]
Zenith: (HEY URBAN WELCOME TO THE PARTY)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (You missed Chinese food!)
Zenith: (dont mind us me and cat are just watching joule lick yogurt off nathan)
Joule: (Yes but came at the best part)
Urban: hi guys))
Urban: im not even surprised ur incorrigible the lot of u ))
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan doesn't mean to wind up in these positions. He just does.)
Joule: How does that feel, Nathan...? [smirks, whispering close to his ear]
Zenith: oh jesus.[has stopped eating and is just staring]
Copycat: [hides behind kade, peering over his shoulder]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Lowers his regular body temperature slightly, since it's actually higher than the average person's* Um... Like I'm covered in frozen yoghurt.
Knight: hellO)
Joule: C'mon you gotta play along a bit dude.
Joule: [grin]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, it feels like I really want you to get this yoghurt off of my body.
Joule: You ready?~
Joule: (Nathan I have so much love for you)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods* Yeah. Hurry before it melts.
Joule: [runs his tongue across Nathan's chest]
Joule: Mmm delicious~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shivers slightly at the sensation* Yeah?
Zenith: [bites his lip. hard]
Joule: Not sure which tastes better, the dessert or you~ [moves his tongue to his arms, leaving the rest of the chest for later]
Copycat: [clings to kade's clothes like a baby]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Flushes noticeably, closing his eyes and biting the inside of his cheek*
Knight: [whistles before returning to her fortunes.]
Zenith: (KNIGHT HAHA )
Joule: [licks it off his arms, all the way across his collarbone and up to his neck]
Joule: (Haha knight ily)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh... *Squirms slightly at the sensation, trying to keep quiet*
Joule: [sucks on the spot slightly] Mmm it's persistent...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is dying of a whole bunch of conflicting emotions atm, ahahah.)
Zenith: (nathan you joined a sex cult)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Tilts his head, exposing his neck a little bit more* Persistent. Yeah...
Zenith: [makes an aroused noise in the back of his throat, biting his lip so hard it's a surprise it doesn't bleed]
Joule: [plants a small playful bite on his neck then sucks on it a little harder]
Joule: [Kade's noise does NOT go unnoticed]
Zenith: (huehueheuheueheheh)
Joule: (Then again Kade's ANYTHING does not go unnoticed bless u Nat)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh haaa... *Tries his hardest not to squirm, choosing to bit his lower lip now*
Copycat: [8O]
Joule: [smirks and lowers his tongue back to his chest]
Zenith: [is currently exercising all of his self restraint to not put his hands down his own pants]
Joule: [has totally taken extra care to cover each nipple EQUALLY AND SYMMETRICALLY]
Joule: [and takes great pleasure in licking every last bit of yoghurt off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hah... *Gasps slightly, feeling his face heat up in embarrassment and a whole flurry of emotions*
Joule: [finished with his chest, moves down to his stomach]
Joule: [tbh is in no hurry]
Copycat: [whimpers quietly into kade's shoulder]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Can't stop himself from giggling because he's actually really ticklish*
Zenith: jesus christ you two [reaches back to grab Cat's shirt with both hands so that he doesn't put them in his pants]
Joule: [chuckles against him]
Joule: [finishes with his stomach but instead of just licking lower, starts from the end of his legs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines slightly, because that's just cruel*
Joule: [saving the best part for last]
Joule: [the further up his legs he goes, the slower he licks]
Copycat: [srsly debating putting his own hands in kades pants tbh]
Joule: [Y E S]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines still, having to focus on lowering his body temperature, because Joule's really making him hot*
Joule: [smirks]
Zenith: [d o i t]
Joule: [licks pretty much eeeeverywhere but his penis]
Knight: how did chinese food become an orgy)
Zenith: (joule is involved thats how)
Joule: (YOURE ONE TO TALK)
Copycat: [hesitantly slides his hands down kade's chest]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh... *Makes a sound of disappointment*
Joule: Mmm what's that Nathan?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Pleeeeaaaaassssse. *Whines, squirming*
Joule: [Nathan. Just. Begged.]
Joule: .....
Joule: [kisses riiiiight next to it] please what, sweetheart?~
Copycat: [whines and pulls on kade's pants]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Please, just... Just do something! I-- I don't care what, just-- just something, please, Joule, please--
Zenith: [draws in a sharp breath, but doesn't protest] oh fuck- [decides to say fuck it to restraint and slides his hands down into Cat's pants]
Joule: Do something like what?~ [breathes out against his tip, voice oh so innocent]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh god, suck me off, take me. I-- I don't know. Something, just something. *Squirms, letting out pitiful whines*
Joule: [satisfied grin]
Copycat: [eagerly puts his hands in kade's pants to return the favor]
Joule: [licks off all the yogurt melting down]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhh~ *Lets his head rest back on the pillows, squeezing his eyes shut*
Joule: Mmm have to get aaaall I of it off...
Zenith: [bites down onto his lip to suppress a moan, fails completely, watching Nathan and Joule and slipping a hand between Cat's legs]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah... All of it... Mmhm...
Joule: [takes him into his mouth, swallowing any remaining yoghurt down]
Copycat: [sucks on kade's neck, watching nathan and joule out of the corner of his eyes]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahhha! *Lets out a groan in satisfaction*
Joule: [with his tongue makes sure that there isn't as much as a trace of it left]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums happily, running a hand through his own hair, messing it up*
Joule: [suddenly pulls away]
Joule: There we go, I win! ^^
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): huh? *Opens his eyes, blinking* What?
Zenith: [groans and then speaks through his teeth] Nat i am going to kill you if you dont keep going
Joule: I got rid of all the yoghurt~ [devilish grin]
Joule: Do you want me to keep going?~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, you did. *Pouts slightly, before nodding* Yeah, please...
Joule: If I must~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Don't make it sound like a chore...
Copycat: [starts undoing kade's pants because fuc k]
Knight: [shakes her head.]
Joule: [lowers his mouth over him again, pleased moan as he does so]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Moans softly, letting himself relax again*
Joule: Nathan it is my pleasure~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah-- Mine too~
Joule: [runs his hands down his hips, gripping him tight and pulling him in deeper]
Zenith: oh thank fuck- [undoes Cat's pants with his other hand so that he has more room in there]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hah... *Moans happily, licking his lips*
Joule: [presses his lips tighter against him as he moves his head]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Resists the urge to move his hips, biting down on his knuckle to try and stifle any sounds*
Joule: [oh you'll move them alright]
Joule: [remembers his physics about friction, and applies it to his lips]
Copycat: f-fuck me [puts one hand in kade's hair to pull on it lightly]
Joule: [it takes more effort on his part, but he can easily handle it~]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): O-oh.... *Groans, twitching slightly as he tries to keep himself from thrusting his hips upwards*
Joule: [moans with him in his mouth, and makes his throat vibrations feel three times stronger for him]
Zenith: [moans at the hair pulling, pushing Cat's pants down a bit and then sliding a finger into him] Nathan- Nathan take your damn knuckles out of your mouth
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Oh, god, Joule... *Whines, removing his knuckle, mindlessly grabbing at the floor as his hips buck slightly*
Joule: [stares at Kade for a moment]
Joule: [good idea darling~]
Copycat: [pants and pulls kade's mouth to his own, moaning into the kiss]
Joule: [removes him from his mouth, resting his lips against his tip]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines at the loss, bucking his hips again*
Joule: [waits for a few moments, leaving him hanging, tracing a finger between his legs]
Joule: [suddenly takes him in as deep as he can handle, at the same time sliding a finger inside him]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ah! *Lets out a loud moan in pleasure, arching his back at both of the sensations*
Joule: [oh so smug]
Zenith: [kisses back, watching the other two out of the corner of his eye, and grabs Cat's hand to make him wrap it around his dick]
Joule: [varies the temperature of his lips, just to tease him more, going from freezing cold to extremely hot within seconds]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines at the sensation of the quickly changing temperatures, actively having to try and keep himself from trying to match them*
Joule: [chuckles and keeps this up for a while longer, before settling for a comfortable warm temperature and picking up the pace, finger sliding deeper]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Groans in pleasure, trying to move his hips in both directions, unsure which one he actually likes more*
Copycat: [pushes kade's pants out of the way and happily lowers his mouth to kade's dick]
Joule: [forces a second finger in, moaning]
Joule: [glances at Kade again]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): O-oh, Joule... Mmm...
Joule: [god that's attractive]
Joule: [turns his attention back to Nathan, testing out how well friction and his tongue go]
Joule: [well. Very well.]
Zenith: ngh- aah- [tangles his fingers in Cat's hair, moaning loudly and sliding another finger into him]
Joule: [moans again in response to that sound]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines, wiggling in his spot again, panting lightly in pleasure*
Copycat: [sucks and moans against kade's dick]
Joule: [reaches over with his free hand, wrapping it around the lower part of his dick while he's sucking him off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fu-uck. *Licks his lips, trying to keep his breathing even*
Joule: [hmmm how else could I use my powers...]
Knight joined the chat 5 seconds ago
Zenith: [isnt exercising any restraint at all any more, holding onto Cat's hair and rolling his hips as he moves his fingers in and out of him, not even caring about how much noise he's making]
Joule: [continues to experiment with different temperatures and friction, having way too much fun]
Joule: [tries a third finger]
Joule: [well doesn't try as much as force]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Nn, Jooooule-- *Cries out slightly at the addition of a third finger, pushing his hips backwards* Oh, fuck, yeeeaaaah...
Joule: [can feel his own trousers are far, far too tight]
Joule: [and yes he is shirtless as always]
Copycat: Fuck this, j-just fuck me [cat pulls away from kade to undress him]
Joule: [takes the friction away from his lips and adds it to his fingers]
Zenith: 'kay- [needs absolutely no more convincing as he slams his mouth against Cat's and pulls the rest of his clothes off]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Shit, mm-- *Is just making random noises at this point, not caring about how loud he might be, just letting the pleasure roll over him*
Joule: [pulls his mouth away, but keeps fingering him, kissing up his chest and to his neck]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pants softly, exposing as much of his neck as possible* Ngh--
Joule: [sucks on it hard, leaving marks everywhere]
Copycat: [sucks on kade's mouth and kicks off his pants eagerly]
Joule: [kisses his jaw, then slides his tongue in Nathan's mouth]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Makes a soft noise of pleasure, running his own tongue along Joule's, wrapping his arms around the other's shoulders*
Joule: [moans against his lips, pushing hi fingers even deeper] N-Naaathan~
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Whines softly, rolling his hips against Joule's fingers* Ah, mmmm, Joule--
Joule: [pulls away from the kiss, moving his lips over his dick again]
Zenith: [pins Cat to the floor with his body and mouth, spreading his legs and then wondering where the fuck his pants went]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Ahh, fuck... *Closes his eyes again, his breathing growing ragged* Ohhh, fuck me, ahhh--
Zenith: [because he's got a condom in his back pocket- he always does- and he's not stupid now where the fuck did they go]
Zenith: [oh found them.]
Copycat: [cat pulls impatiently on kade's hips, spreading his legs more]
Zenith: [very quickly finds and puts on the condom, before pulling Cat's legs around him and pressing into him, moaning loudly and glancing over at Joule and Nathan]
Copycat: [digs his nails into kade's back a little aggressively and arches his back]
Copycat joined the chat 19 seconds ago
Zenith: [holds Cat's legs around himself and thrusts into him, kissing over his neck and biting the skin slightly]
Copycat: [lets his head fall back, sighing in pleasure]
Zenith: (guys. guys i think Joule fell asleep)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ah, I think that's a very likely possibility, ahaha.)
Zenith: (its like. 3am where they are i think? SORRY NATHAN)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter-- Ahahah.)
Copycat: (omg I'm sorry )
Knight was timed out
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I get to make Joule PE jokes from here on out.)
Knight joined the chat
Zenith: (oh my god im laughing so hard)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (We are all in agreement that Joule came in his pants and than promptly fell asleep, much to a disgruntled Nathan, yeah?)
Copycat: (YES oh my god)
Zenith: (yup. agreed. and kade and cat continued to fuck on the floor. paying him no sympathy)
Copycat: (im cackling im so sorry)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. So now Nathan is going to be fairly annoyed at Joule for a little while because he was really looking forward to whatever the hell was coming.)
Zenith: (he's gonna have to make it up to him)
Copycat: (which was obvs him)
Zenith: (HAHAHAA)
Copycat: (hurhg now I have to go eat dinner )
Copycat: (maybe chinese! )
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright, have fun with your dinner! Don't fall asleep half way like Joule, ahaha.)
Copycat: (bbye guys lol)
Zenith: (byeeee enjoy~)
Zenith: [insert hot smut here in which kade fucks cat very hard and then they both pass out on the living room floor]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *And Nathan just kind of gets dressed and takes Joule to bed, tucking him, before going to take a nice long shower&
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): him in*
Zenith: (poor nathan. he got into something he didnt expect and got nothing for it)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. And this is why he sometimes acts like he has a dick up his ass-- because he didn't get anything else up there, ahaha.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): stick not dick*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (He wishes it was a dick, ahahaha.)
Zenith: (PFFT OH MY GOD.)
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Continuation of the above. CUDDLES.

Post by Zenith on Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:48 am

Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan's such a versatile person, and I love that, ahahhaa--)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (The one time he may have finally gotten around to bottoming again, and he's left disappointed, ahahah.)
Zenith: (awww nathan. we will make it up to you i promise)
Zenith: (kade's pretty versatile but is totally a massive sub at heart tbh)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan has periods where he wants to top of bottom, or where he switches between sub and dom. Like he can go from a power bottom to a submissive top in .03 seconds, ahaha.)
Zenith: (that's a pretty damn good talent you got there nathan)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (His life sucks, so we may as well give him some fun in the bedroom, amirite?)
Zenith: (yuup. gotta give him SOMETHING good at least)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yup. Being perfectly adaptable for all sexy time positions is the best he's gonna get.)
Zenith: (take what you can get, Nathan)
Joule: (GOD FUCKING TIME
Zenith: (HOLY SHIT)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (YOU LIVE!)
Joule: (I AM S O S O R R Y)
Zenith: (did you fall asleep was i right)
Joule: (Yes yes you were)
Zenith: (i feel proud of this)
Joule: (What did I miss)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Ahahah, well, we decided Joule came prematurely in his pants and then fell asleep because you just vanished.)
Zenith: (a bit of kade and cat and then that yes.)
Zenith: (gonna have to make up for that one, Joule)
Joule: (Pfffff)
Joule: (Aw man Fucking time difference)
Zenith: ([pats u])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Yeah, it sucks, but if you're tired you should go to bed.)
Joule: (IN A BITnotyet)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Pats* Stay strong then.)
Joule: [shoots up] IMMAWAKE
Joule: IWasntasleep
Zenith: (OMFG)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Blinks, raising an eyebrow* Really?
Joule: -___-
Zenith: (oh shit i cant breathe oh my god)
Joule: [really need to stop missing nights of sleep]
Joule: (I couldn't help myself.)
Zenith: (i am wh e e z i n g)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It sure did seem like you fell asleep. You okay?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Fffffffffff.)
Joule: Mhm... Yeah... Yeah not asleep... Nuh uh...
Joule: Where did your penis go why isn't it in my mouth
Zenith: [is totally out like a light, cuddling with Cat on the floor]
Zenith: (je su s ch r i st)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, I'd imagine still in between my legs?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Unless it ran off.
Joule: [leans over to check for himself]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): ....
Joule: [sleepy mutter] it better have not I was not done with it
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's... It's still there, Joule. Don't worry.
Joule: Gooood
Joule: [still not really awake yet]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Maybe you should lay down, Joule. Get some rest.
Joule: Nonono I'm fine!!
Joule: [wobbles]
Zenith: (guys go join cat and kade in a cuddle pile)
Zenith: (its comfy and warm)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Are you sure? *Reaches out to place a hand on Joule to keep him steady* It's okay if you wanna go to sleep.
Joule: ....
Joule: N-no I. I don't wanna sleep [stubbornly] I don't. I don't want to.
Zenith: (nAT DONT DO THE THING)
Joule: ([laughs evilly >lol
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Well, maybe you should rest your eyes for a few minutes. Not fall asleep or anything; just relax for a few minutes.
Zenith: (DO N O T )
Joule: [sleepy mumble, already nodding off] will you stay...?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah, I will. If you want me to, that is.
Joule: Mhm... [nuzzles head against Natha's chest, leaning against him]
Zenith: (join the cuddle pile)
Joule: [mutters something about sleep being overrated anyway]
Joule: (I want to but Nat is not capable of moving much)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Wraps his arms around Joule, holding him close* Just rest for a few minutes... *Slowly increases his body temperature a few degrees, barely noticeable*
Joule: [falls asleep in his arms]
Zenith: (then i will do something about this MYSELF)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Smiles softly, placing a kiss to the top of Joule's head* There you go... *Mumbles quietly*
Joule: (OKAY)
Zenith: [half wakes up and sees the two of them, then manages to drag himself and Cat over to them to form a cuddle pile]
Zenith: (THERE)
Joule: [doesnt have any nightmares]
Zenith: [GOOD]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Once he's sure everyone is comfortable, warm and safe, lets himself fall asleep as well*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Cuddle babies)
Joule: [one arm around Nathan, the other around Kade]
Joule: [sorry Cat]
Zenith: [its ok kade has made it so Cat is between him and Nathan so that he can get his arms around everyone]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pretty much the human furnace to make sure everyone stays warm, since there's only one person still wearing any clothing left, ahhah*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (So adorable.)
Joule: (There. Now. Now I can sleep)
Zenith: (yesss go to sleeeeeeep)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Alright, go get some sleep now then!)
Zenith: (i think i will actually its like 2am now)
Joule: (GOODNIIIIGHY)
Zenith: (GOOD NIGHT MY LOVES)
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Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Continues humming, continuing to make the webbing* So you got in my room. What is it that you really want?
Jacquine: *Turning to Knight, curtsying to her* I...take my leave...
Knight: [reaches up and pats jacquine's head.] i'll see you later. then.
Copycat: [shrugs]
Jacquine: *Winces at her touch* It...hurts...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Everything happens for a reason... *Frowns, pausing what he's doing to peer at Copy*
Knight: ...?
Copycat: [shrugs] I don't like my room.
Jacquine: I...I must go...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And my barren excuse of a room is better?
Knight: wait, if it hurts that bad, let's go to the medical facility or something.
Copycat: I'm not here for the room, dumbass.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): The company is even worse, I hear.
Jacquine: No...I...I ne...ed to sleep...
Copycat: Where are you getting your intel?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Shrugs* I have my sources.
Knight: jacquine, don't be stubborn. you don't sound good.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Read: the voice in my head.)
Copycat: Your sources are shitty. Show me how to make the dream catchers.
Zenith: (Cat's way of dealing with people is my fave tbh)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Sorry, but I really don't feel like it at the moment. *Hums*
Jacquine: *Holding a hand to her head* S'il vous....plaît...j'ai besoin...de dormir.
Copycat: [scoots closer] Why?
Knight: what is it? what's wrong?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Because the stars aren't in position.
Knight: just tell me already, and i'll get you something to help.
Zenith: (the stars. can't do it. not today.)
Copycat: What? Really?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Exactly.)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Snorts, rolling his eyes* It's a thing. Road to El Dorado. Probably not the exact quote, but close enough.
Zenith: ([hi fives nathan])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (*Hi fives*)
Copycat: [ >:I ] Wow, great. Thanks. So, show me!
Jacquine: (Hhigh fives nathan and Zenith)*
Jacquine: (Love that film)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): I'm not going to show you. Not right now. You didn't use your manners.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Nathan is actually probably very much like Miguel at the base of his character, ahahah.)
Jacquine: *Looking at Knight with pleading eyes* It...bu..rns...
Copycat: [flutters eyelashes] Please?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Now it's definitely a no.
Copycat: [pokes him] Show me.
Zenith: (c a t)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): No.
Knight: then what are we still doing here? let's go, before it gets any worse. [grabs jacquines arm to lead her out of the kitchen.]
Jacquine: *A small drop of blood escapes her nose as she falls to the ground, passed out*
Copycat: [lays on him] Ughhh, whyyyy.
Zenith: ([fucking SCREECHES])
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pushes Cat off, his brow furrowing* Don't do that.
Knight: !!
Knight: Fuck!
Copycat: Okay! No touching, I get it.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's not that. I just don't like you slinging yourself over me. I don't know you well enough to be comfortable with that.
Copycat: Then get to know me?
Knight: [quickly kneels down to her side and checks her pulse.] jacquine? jacquine, talk to me. can you hear me?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And if I don't want to? *Raises an eyebrow*
Copycat: That's harsh.
Jacquine: *Doesn't respond*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums* I'm fire. I'm not supposed to be nice.
Zenith: (hhHHH i wanna stay and continue to lurk but i need to go to beeeeed)
Zenith: (cries night guys)
Copycat: (nighhht)
Jacquine: (night)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (Night!)
Knight: ...damn it. hold on, i'll- i'll help you, just...hnngh...[attempts​ to give her a piggyback ride, but she's only so strong, so jacs legs drag on the ground behind her.]
Knight: night!)
Knight: [runs out of the kitchen.] guys...? where is everyone...?
Copycat: Fire is warm. And light. Not that bad.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And if you play with it, you get burned. It's bad enough I have to deal with Kade and on occasion Joule.
Copycat: You don't like me?
Knight: [yelling as loud as she can.] GUYS! JACQUINE NEEDS HELP! [breathes, and tries again. GUYS!
Knight: ]*
Jacquine: (I think I'm a masochist)
Jacquine: (Because I'm just enjoying this pain right now)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): It's not that, it's-- *Stands up hearing the shout, tossing aside the half finished dream catcher and rushing to the source of the shout*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Knight! What's going on?
Copycat: [chases after nathan]
Knight: [panting.] jacquine...said her head...was bothering her, and she passed out...!
Copycat: Where is she?
Knight: right here, but I...can't exactly carry her...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods and picks her up with ease* Jacquine?
Jacquine: *Mumbling between gentle snores*...crepe...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Crepe? *Raises an eyebrow, shaking his head* Right. *Begins toward the medical bay, hoping one of the doctors are still there*
Knight: [quickly follows after them.]
Copycat: [trails behind them.....nnot good with...bad stuff]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Sets her down on one of the cots in the med bay, looking over her* How long has she been unconscious?
Knight: only a couple of minutes.
Copycat: [paces worriedly]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Nods, making sure Jacquine's head is elevated* See if you can find a doctor, someone.
Jacquine: (Can I do the doctor? feeling left out here...and kinda bad for worrying everyone)
Copycat: (if you like)
Jacquine: (Yeah)
Jacquine changed name to Doctor
Doctor: Hello
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She passed out. She's been out for a few minutes, and apparently she was having a bad headache beforehand.
Doctor: *Looks at Nathan* I'm sorry, who is this?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She's still capable of speech, since she mumbled something about crepes, so she didn't slip into that deep of an unconscious state-- Me or Jacquine?
Doctor: *Points to Jacquine* The girl.
Copycat: [annoyed grunt] Who cares? Take her blood pressure, check her pulse, do your job.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): She's Jacquine.
Knight: just hurry, please.
Doctor: *Ignoring Copycat he starts taking her pulse absentmindedly* Jacquine...as in Jacquine Delacrouix?
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Yeah.
Doctor: I see...
Doctor: *Turns to Everyone* Well, I can say she's asleep. So no need to worry.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Purses his lips, nodding* Alright. So mind telling us what's going on with our teammate?
Doctor: *Scratches head nervously* I can't say really....
Copycat: (didn't she bleed???)
Knight: what do you mean? her nose started bleeding, and she said her head burned!
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Why not?
Doctor: How much did she bleed?
Knight: it...didn't look like much.
Doctor: *Nodding but looking in deep thought*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What's going on with her?
Copycat: [hovers over jacquine and checks her eyes + vitals himself]
Doctor: *Sighs* If it were anyone else I would say but as with Jacquine-Hey, don't touch that!
Knight: dr kitty is in the house)
Doctor: *Swats at Copycats*
Knight: 'that'?
Copycat: [swats back]
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Are you not saying do to a confidentiality clause?
Doctor: (He means the vitals)
Doctor: *Still swatting at copycat* I said she's fine, dammit, just let he sleep
Doctor: her*
Copycat: If she's bleeding, she's not fine.
Copycat: Does anyone know the last time she ate or drank water?
Knight: no.
Doctor: Look *He grunts* Jacquine is a special case...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): You know, I'm going to get really pissed off if you're refusing to answer what is wrong with her if you're not under the oath of confidentiality, doc.
Copycat: Special case or not, blood is supposed to stay inside the body. Maybe we should start an IV?
Doctor: *Looks at Copycat* that won't be necessary
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): What's going on with her?
Doctor: I'm under a different kind of "Oath" when it comes to Jacquine
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): And what sort of oath is that?
Doctor: But I will say this....
Knight: [narrows her eyes at the doctor.] really?
Copycat: [frustrated sounds]
Doctor: When she wakes up don't mention anything about this
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Fine. Just spill the beans already.
Doctor: And...try to watch what you say around her...
Doctor: That's all I can say, really....
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Frowns* That's not much.
Copycat: Fuck you, you terrible excuse for a doctor.
Knight: some doctor you are.
Doctor: *has a look of regret on his face*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): If that's all you have to say, then I'm going to leave now.
Doctor: Fine...
Knight: [settles down into a chair next to jacquine.] i'm staying until she wakes up.
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Hums and walks off*
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (I gotta go for tonight, so night!)
Doctor: *to Nathan*Wait...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): *Pauses* What?
Doctor: (Oh sorry)
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): (No, I wanna hear, go on. I can spare another moment!)
Doctor: *Rubbing* Just...be patient...okay.
Doctor: I'm sure at some point it will reveal itself...
Nathan Lewis(Phoenix): Hm. *Purses his lips and leaves*
Doctor: ...
Knight: 'it', huh...
Doctor: *Yells back at him* You better damn well not expect a Lollipop on your next visit!
Doctor: (I like this doctor)
Doctor: (Lets keep him)
Copycat: [flips off the doctor and leaves]
Doctor: *To Copycat* and a Vet for you!
Copycat: Fuck you, creep!
Knight: [clicks her tongue.] very professional.
Doctor: *Smirks* Not like you're any different. I save lives, you save lives.
Doctor: *Shrugs* Why should I act like any other doc?
Knight: [grimaces at him.] shut up. if you're not going to contribute anything helpful to jacquine's situation, then I think you're done here.
Doctor: *Sticks tounge out* Fine, but call me when she wakes up
Doctor: And remember what I said...
Knight: whatever. get lost already.
Knight: hmph.
Knight: [looks down at jacquine.] you'll be alright.
Doctor: *Going out the door* Actually *turning to knight*...What caused this?
Knight: too much negative commotion I suppose.
Doctor: Anything specific?
Knight: two douchebags arguing.
Knight: scared her a little bit.
Doctor: Hmm...I'll make a note
Doctor: *Leaves*
Knight: what kind of medical facility did GG leave for us exactly?
Knight: (and i must take my leave nOW)
Knight: goodnight!! )
Doctor: (Okay, goodnight!)
Copycat: (night!)
Doctor: (Looks like it's just you an me)
Copycat: (hey doc)
Doctor: (I wanna keep this guy)
Doctor: (He's fun)
Doctor: (Can we, please!)
Copycat: (SURe what do wanna do with him)
Doctor: (Well apart from being the mansions doctor)
Doctor: (Just someone that pops up every now an again)
Copycat: (You don't want to bang? lmao)
Copycat: (I'm jk)
Doctor: (But I like that he has a bit of sass in him)
Doctor: (Lets make him an alcoholic)
Doctor: (Well, not an alcoholic but he drinks on the job)
Doctor: How do you save conversations by the way?
Copycat: Uh, you
Copycat: click on Save/Print
Doctor: (Oh, I'm not preimium)
Doctor: (Ca't do it)
Copycat: (neither am I?)
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Doctor: weird...
Doctor: (Hello)
Copycat joined the chat
Plume: (HEY JAC)
Plume: ur jac right uhu)
Doctor: (I might be)
Copycat: (what happens when you click on it?)
Doctor: I get a list of different things
Doctor: like, page, format
Copycat: confused sounds
Copycat: Why dont you just copy/paste the whole thing
Doctor: I'll give it a shot
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